the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

So myself and a couple of buddies from my previous job hooked up to celebrate my newfound success at the new job.

We got there just after they opened for a liquid lunch (11:45 or so) and were surprised to see a few other patrons already in there. The first hour or so was nothing special...fairly attractive women, but no one I'd write home about. Then a couple of dancers hit one after another...very very nice...Solid 8's and 9's (there isn't a perfect 10 on the planet...).

We soon were approached, and since I was buying, the next thing I know, I'm buying shots for 3 lovely ladies (yeah I probably got taken...WTF), and we had quite a nice time. My friends blew off two afternoon meetings to stick around and "enjoy the moment..."

We were this close to heading back for a repeat performance the next day (still curious about their buffet on Friday's...) but I am pretty sure we've decided it will be a quarterly event for sure.

Went to Gold Club for the first time in 5 years. It looks more upscale than before. Upstairs looks like a nice restaurant with just a few booths on the side for private dance. The main floor have a nice stage and a lap dance area on the side with a few benches and chairs. Dances are expensive (3 for 100) and the dancers have to keep their tops on; touching is very limited. The girls look hot and let you know it. They seem to think they can make money by just getting customers drunk and paying for their company and some air dance. This is a great club for drinks, food, some a party place with friends with hot looking girls, but the lap dances are not that great.

Went here with a few buddies of mine about two weeks ago, during a weeknight, and for the most part it was a pretty good time. It's definitely your a-typical high-class strip club w/ thumping music, neon, multiple stages, plush seating and even a complete wait staff. We had a group of seven and the door price was $25 a person. Once inside the club, we took over a table on the main floor, yes there are two floors (VIP upstairs), and proceeded to take in a number of main stage shows. This place is topless only, so the booze flows freely. We took in a few main stage shows, which were decent with some killer looking girls. It seemed like there was abundance of hot girls there in fact. The dances were $20 for one song, $60 for two songs and $100 for 3-song VIP. As with any SF club the LDs were fairly liberal, but more can be had elsewhere if that's what you're looking for. Dancers were friendly and seemed to enjoy spending a few minutes with a patron. Not a hard up sell at all in this place. Overall, a class act with a friendly atmosphere.

Hands down the classiest strip club in the bay area. The girls are the best looking that I have seen and their pole work is fantastic. They aren't too pushy -but still very friendly- which makes it a great place to entertain friends.


I love their free buffets on Fridays from 1130am- 2pm. They serve mashed potatoes, fried chicken, ribs, etc. They also offer a happy hour from Monday through Friday that features $4 drinks. Great food, cheap drinks, and hot girls! What more do i need? AND I usually get in for free by texting Gold to 35350.