the ultimate strip club list

October 11, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 284

Analytical facts:
Dances: 2 for $20, 4 for $40, 10 for $100. length of songs for dance: about 1 min 45 sec.
Bouncer activity level: 8
Bouncer annoying level: 10.5
Average Mileage per girl: 3 {down from 9 in march}
Average Dancer awesomness: 6, They're cute, but not very talented on a pole. OR a lap dance. some things get better with time.
Lighting: well illuminated, but very distracting flashes and colors.
Dance Details: the regular dances are in boothes along the side of the main room. they suck, and ussually must be purchased in pairs. Air dances, most of the new girls have no idea what their doing. The 10 for 100 is better, "private room" (it used to be, and then they put a camera in there [then took the curtain off the door] songs are all cut short, the dance is less air in the 10 for 100, but still not that great.

General info.
Well, this club has come UP a little bit in terms of cleanliness and down a little bit in the likliness you'll find a whore. Gunner (the owner) has cleaned the place up A LOT in the last 2 months or so, firing all but 2 of the dancers he had, and hiring an all new cast and a few old friends. Better dancing, better quality girls, lower milage tho, but less liklyhood of catching a disiese... that sort of thing. have been on Sunday's monday's, friday's, saturdays. Saturday was the most recent trip, and what i'm basing the review off of.
now that i've tried to be as positive as i can... YOU CLUB STILL SUCKS! you've gotten better girls, but so what? your DJ (a former dancer {Roxi}) is annoying. You swindle your customers with the cover charge, two drink minimum, one drink per hour minimum, the constant reference to your "Dance Specials" [which are the most retarded thing I've ever seen at a strip club, you run a special every 5 songs, you insult your customers intelect when you do that]. I only went there last saturday to see a friend of mine that started working there recently, Gia. I wasn't ther but 5 min before i realized the reason I stopped going there.
you'll find a sweet girl that'll talk your ear off, but the manger will come break up the party before too long. the girls will harrass you for tips, drinks, dances and foolishness. It's not that they're TRYING to be annoying, they just don't have much clientell, and need all the help they can get just to pay the house it's due. (each dancer has a 10 dance minimum that they must pay to the bar if they don't make it. Dancers all must tip the DJ, the bartender, the bouncer, and the manager. in some ways, those dollars you slip into their panties are all the money most of these girls will take home.)
on the bright side, if you've got a ton of money to burn, and don't like a crowd, this place is fine... you could own the house with a few hundred dollars.

It would be easy to say this club sucks, but that would be a little a strong & not informative. Lets be objective...any club that does not sell alcohol to me gets a standard deduction(-2). A good libation can lubricate the social wheels for a good time. Juice bars are working up hill; just a personal opinion of mine. The overall club is small, reasonably comfortable chairs, & a somewhat annoying DJ (-1). The private dances I receieved were average to better than average on the Sunday evening I went (kudos to Chole & the 'Twins' & the Ebony Goddess Chantal). I have to say one of my favorite things about going to a strip club is seeing attractive women that smell good. Most were moderately attractive, but no one smell particularly enchanting; no B.O., but not exotic(5). So... even though they gave me a 6 month VIP card for participating in the manager's special, I can't see spending much time or money here.

This club sucks. Went on a Monday night and there were like 8 girls working none of them above average. One girl came up to me and I had to shoo her off my lap since her B.O. was so strong. Stay away!!

Went in on Saturday afternoon 9/17 was the only customer there and only two girls working. $8 entry fee. got a watered down coke (tasted nasty) the 2 girls dancing were hot! one tall brunette who was very limber and a hot little mixed girl. Club was to quiet so I left but will return again

Inner city club in a bad neighborhood. Watch your back around here. The club is actually ok-looking on the inside, with one main stage circled by the usual chairs and little tables. Much of the room is filled with booths for semi-private dances that go normally for $20 each. Don't pay full price though, as there are a lot of 2-for-1 and 3-for-1 deals here. The dancers are ok with a reasonable variety of twentysomethings. I didn't see any 30+ women or brand new eighteen year olds when I was there. The women are decent, the dances are ok, nothing to write home about.


Figured I would check it out. Star and Garter was on dumpy side but they have done a lot to fix up the inside. Only 3 girls working on a Sunday afternoon. Nothing spectacular. Had a private dance with Precious. Ok, nothing great. It is open till 4a.m. I may go back on a busier night to see what talent and mileage there is.

I went to Minx on a Tues. night. There were about 10 girls dancing. The girls were 6's to 7's. I got in free with a pass I got from a friend. There is a two drink minimum, whick meams $5 for a coke. I bought two 4-song dances for $20, unfortunately the songs were cut to about 30 seconds long. The girls I got could really grind, but dances without touching can only be so good. The little Asian girl named "China" was my favorite.

this is a smaller club in a seedy part of town. it was actually a SCARY place to go when it was star and garter, but now that it has new owners its been cleaned up a lot. they have 4-7 girls a shift, all very charming and EXCELLENT lap dancers. dances are $20 a piece (the club takes $7 - dancer gets $13) or you can rent the girl for a half and hour for $60 ($25 to the club - $35 to the dancer) but mostly the DJ runs specials, 3, 4 or 5 dances for the price of one. all around i would say its a good club and you definately get your moneys worth.

Went to the club in the last hour that it was open. Only 4 or so girls were there, but two of them were hot blonde bombshells. Being the end of the night, the ran a lot of specials. I took the 5 for 1 dance and had the a great time. A good place, hope to visit it again soon when it is busier to see how it is then.