the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

(long review, see bottom for summary)
Arrived at 11:30pm on a Saturday night to the busiest club I've ever seen outside of a few of the top clubs in Vegas and Skin in Scottsdale.

First off, let me say that while this may be the best bargain for the money I have ever received, you need to go with a fair amount of money. They offer $15 topless and $25 nudes, but the hard sell is the $60 fantasy room (two songs, nude, laying down). I did get a topless from one dancer, who pushed for the fantasy room so hard I was turned off and finally said nevermind. At that, she took me back for a topless - and it was a good dance for $15 - but she was so unenthused and outright rude that I would never want another one.

Excluding the obvious transvestite, and the obligatory fat chick (there was only one, though) the dancers ranged from about a 6 to an 8.5. One impressive thing was the wide variety of girls. Of the 24 dancers, there were literally 24 distinctly different looks, body types, ethnicities, etc - this was truly the most diverse collection of girls I've ever seen.

Unfortunately, as I said, there were no super hot ones. A few might've been 9+s, if not for the tattoos(a major turn-off to me). At least 20 of the girls had multiple visible tattoos; in some cases, the tattoos covered entire body parts (whole arm, back, etc).

Because the club was so busy, the girls were in full rush mode - but they pulled it off without being rude. The doorman was perhaps the friendliest male I've ever met in a club, and the 4-5 girls I spoke with all had excellent personalities (except for the rude one I asked for a topless from) and seemed to be sober and intelligent - a rare combination in a club.

The layout would not have been too bad if it wasn't for the crowds. An inset stage in the center, with a large up-close rail, is surrounded by cushioned (but well worn) chairs and tables. Beyond those are an assortment of large circular couches (apparently used for sitting, not dances). A short stairway leads to a second level with another 2 rows of chairs circling the stage - the front row providing about a 75% unobstructed view, the back row about 25%. Behind those are more, smaller couches. Overall, on a slower night, there is a wide variety of excellent seating choices, though on the busy night (where seats were at a premium, and if you got a good seat you'd lose it when you got a dance) it was not particuarly good.

Dancers coming off stage would go onto an elevated mini-stage in the back and do a second set of songs, though with few acrobatics and topless only, so two girls are almost always dancing.

The booths and fantasy rooms are all in a secluded seperate corridor (two of them actually), with even the topless dances getting a private room (though with no curtain).

There was no drink minimum, and only 1 cocktail waitress, so no pressure to buy drinks. The cover was $15.

SUMMARY:
Overall, this was one of the top experiences I have had. Though there are several areas in which the club could improve (more girls, more hot girls, better padded chairs, better stage visibility when full) these were offset by some things that were the best I have experienced at any club, ever: every single person was super friendly and appeared SOBER (a nice change), the girls all took very very good care of themselves (all smelled good, clean shaven w/ no stubble, etc), and the value for dances (and overall cost - if you're looking for fantasy rooms, anyway) and the very wide variety of girls make this an "A" club.

I was in the area already so I stopped by. I didn't have a good time at all. Not a lot of energy or enthusiasm from the strippers. I had enough money to get some VIP dances but none of the women seemed to want to work for it. Well I don't want to fork over my money for nothing. Being the customer I'm doing them a favor by being there and tipping. But they act like its them whose doing me a favor. At least I didn't end up spending that much.

had a 3 for 60 dance with Rain and it was great. there was plenty of dirty talk before we got to the room and she sugested we wati till the 3 for 1. got to the back and she paid off. all the fun you could imagine and more. I will go back to see her again and see what else i can get. Rain offered me a threesome and I didnt take her up on it, I was greatly mistaken. once I found out how much i could get in the fanatsy room i wished i would have gone for the two girls. i will be back ASAP to try this out. back to back fantasy 120

had a 2-for-60 and 3-for-60 from 2 different dancers. No offers or intimations of extras were offered, unlike for some other reviewers. The place is much better-appointed than the strip clubs I am used to, so maybe I go to the wrong places. It is definitely worth it to wait for the 2-for or 3-for offers. On reflection I wish I had done 3-fors with the 2nd girl. She is a small, cute brunette with an unpronouncEable and unspellable name (by me anyway) that I think begins with X. The dances she gave were quite good, anyway, and the third song was bottomless. Sha also said "you're funny" which sometimes is a good sign. P