the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

stopped in on a whim to check it out. place is quite small, has a bar on the back wall when you enter, there is a lap dance area to the right that is sectioned off with some beads, and the dancing area is to the left. wasn't too impressed with the dancers, asked the double d waitress for a dance and she obliged. there was only me and another guy there, but the weird thing is that the lap dance area consists of 2 benches, so i'd imagine that if multiple people were getting dances at the same time, it would get a bit too tight and crowded for my taste. the dance was $20 for topless. it was ok, but i don't think i'll be going back anytime soon.

I've driven by this apparent 'dump' for years. I finally stopped in this week. The cover charge and minimum two drinks and tip cost $18.00. The place isn't any better inside than outside. Not too clean, but it is very dark. The dancers were all rather average. A mix of latinas ebony thickies. The stage action was very mechanical, and not too interesting.

I tried dances from Ruby? in the only semi-private room available. Dances were $11. Topless was available for @20, and nude was available for $40. The second song got me good access to the nice rack, and a little finger dipping. I thought things were going to go really well, but then another john came in with another dancer. Again, there is only this one room with a bench on each side, and a beaded curtain from the 60's over the doorway. Another couple in the room made Ruby enforce the rules a bit more strictly. I did 3 dances, and gave up. If the room were more private, or no other customers came in, it would probably be pretty high mileage; As it is, I don't see too much happening here. Ruby did indicate she dates outside the club.

I might stop in again if I am in the area, and the club is really slow so as to offer a more 'private' dance room.

Inlander

This is a small club. They have a jukebox and a pool table. The girls were nice and the dances are long compared to most places so you get your money's worth. I went in the afternoon and there weren't too many guys there but it's probably busier at night. This is a fun kind of place with no pressure to buy drinks just a cool underground place to hang out.
As for the dancers, they had white, black, and latinas-all shapes and sizes. Some were very fun and friendly.

This pull the number out of a hat grade requires further elaboration, based on a recent wind down Sa. nite. This place is easy to miss, as it doesn't look like a theater, but more like a local dive bar(which it is). $13 cover does include 2 non-alc. drinks. Lighting is bright, there's a pool table right of entrance, bar is front & center, bright stage on the left. Crowd was at a moderate level, and "ethnic" as were the dancers. Atmosphere was laid back, non pushy, idle dancers were either playing computer games or pool with customers, or outside smoking. FACTOR GRADES- DANCERS- I'd call the dancer crew to be in 2 different groups of "Sixes"- "barely" and "at least". The former group-- self explanatory. The later group, you'd need to down AT LEAST a six pack to get a dance from them. If you like fat Mexicans, this is your club, there were 3 of 'em. There was also a chunky older blonde with large natural breasts, an average looking Cauc. blonde, an average looking Hisp, and a slightly heavy but curvaceous Black// STAGES & LAPS- Stageside mileage wasn't that great, closeup views OK. Uncut songs were played at a comfortable volume, you didn't have to raise your voice too much to converse. Laps are done in beaded partition room with opposing 8' wall couches, not much privacy with other patrons back there. Mileage/grindage good solid basic 2 way. Opted for $20 topless dances. Nudes are $40, no mention was made of prior reviewed $11 bik. option. // SUMMARY- I'd rate dancer attractiveness 3.5, atmosphere a 7, and lap mileage an 8. If you want an unpretentious club with mileage, this place rates at least a convenient diversion.