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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Finally got a dance with the object of my lust described in an earlier review. Unfortunately, the dance was better in anticipation than reality. It wasn't terrible, but in comparison to how she looked it didn't match up. I left shortly after this letdown. The majority of dancers on shift were generally pretty (the one I got a dance with was definitely the hottest though!). I was killing time anyway so it was no great loss, but don't expect a lot and you won't be disappointed.

Not too many lookers this time around. I was in on a Saturday evening this time around and wasn't expecting much anyway. But, lo and behold, the dancer I was never able to catch up to last time was here and sporting a sexy new look. Lovely young girl. Now I have a name and know the days she is supposed to be working. Wow! I think this word suffices. I didn't have time to spend any private time with her this time, but I am arranging my schedule so that I have the time and the money to next time (hopefully soon). I was also here earlier in the week during the day and was glad to see my ATF looking better than ever. She even gave me her myspace site, which I subsequently enjoyed reviewing. What a looker!

I was here on a Friday night recently only because a friend stood me up and I decided this was as good a place as any to hang out until he contacted me (he never did). After a previous disappointing Saturday evening spent here I wasn't expecting much, but I was pleasantly surprised. One girl (whose name I didn't catch) was absolutely exceptional. I never got a chance for some up close and personal action, but based on her observed skills I'm sure it would have been well worth it. With her in mind I definitely intend to return on an upcoming Friday. Even so, my favorite, and by far the the best dancer in the Main Attraction, is Victoria who only dances during the dayshift on Saturday, Sunday, and Tuesday. She is to die for. Time with her is time well spent.

Tale of Two Clubs

What a difference night and day make. Visited the club four times, three during the afternoon and once during the evening, on a recent trip. During the day, the club has a laid back, neighborhood watering hole kind of vibe. No cover. Songs are long, four-minute versions generally played. Drinks are reasonably priced, the waitresses are friendly, and the girls will sit at your table and talk. The girls, sixes and sevens, do two songs on stage with the third song as a transition between the departing and arriving girls. Dancers stepping down work patrons at the rail and closest tables, for tips.

Laps are $20--no volume discounts are negotiable--although at some magic appointed time between 3:00 and 3:30, there will be a special. I saw a $10 per lap one afternoon and a 2 for $20 on another. I sampled a number of dancers, who are generally low-pressure on the salemanship. Sterling, a lithe little brunette had the best skills. The laps, done in an open, adjacent room, performed in large, comfortable leather chairs. As a previous reviewer has noted, dancers remained fully clothed, inluding tops, during laps. This can still be very erotic, imo.

The Friday evening I went, the place had a frenetic feel, which I didn't like. While the girls are eights and nines, they do just one song and then canvas for tips. (You can burn through your ones pretty quickly.) The music has the pulsing techno beat. Some of the dancers though, really had some incredible routines and moves.

So there you have it. A great place to kill a couple of hours on an afternoon if you're driving between LA and San Diego.