the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Went with two other male friends and was instantly surrised to find out that nude clubs=no booze. Immediately that was a total buzzkill.
It's a pretty large club with a comfy set-up. On the main stage (I believe there was a main stage and a little side stage), there was one performer at a time. Each went up for three songs -but these are the SHORTEST sets I have ever ever seen! The dj was practically chopping songs in half and it seemed each girl was onstage for like 8 minutes apiece! Also, the real lame thing was the fact that the dinky lil 8 minutes they were up, these women looked BORED AS HELL! As a former dancer, I understand that not having a ton of customers there can suck, but myself and my guy friends were very polite and tipped really well anf the girls still looked...inconveinenced to have to be onstage. REALLY killed the mood. The majority of them didn't even give any eye contact or put very much into their performance at all.
Still, my friends and myself were intent on having our first L.A. lapdances. We bought them pretty much non-stop and luckily, there was a lot more sensuality and personal attention in the dances. Very touchy, for those who like that kinda thing. A few girls told me that many guys took advantage of this and they spent a lot of time fighting off hands groping "forbidden areas." Maybe this contributed to the "aloofness" of the performers, which is both unfortunate and understandable.

the pool table idea in the strip club is very good because personally, a few friends and I decided to go there a few times due to the fact that a pool table is present. the lighting is perfect because its enough to see each other and the girls, plus its not too bright. i think there should be more specials for dances. overall, a very good club.

The lighting in this club was too low. The stage was large and nice. The ladies were very attractive but not as nice. I felt like the girls only talked to you only if you agree to get a lap dance. I didn't note a lot of friendliness going on. I at least like to know who I am talking to and what some of their interests are before agreeing to a lap dance.

This was my first visit to VIP in North Hollywood and it was specifically to visit with Charlie and Kristie who are touted on a local board. It was worth the drive and I used the coupon from LA Weekly for admission. There were only four dancers on this Wednesday afternoon, but all were very attractive. Only two of us customers were there, but the girls kept rotating on stage. Spent some quality time with Charlie, a trim, perky blond with a great smile. DJ was not obnoxiously loud and one could hear oneself talk in the room. Lighting was good also. I saw nothing to complain about in the club. I really do not care if there is anyone else around; I am there for the dancers, not a party (without booze).