the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

took a trip down the Nile with a girl named Egypt. Blond, Double DD's , big , soft, and natural. Liked first trip so much had to take another. Got lost between two hills. and She took me over the falls, and I was spent. What a ride!!

This is in the SR family but I'm afraid not as good. I thought the club was too dark. It took me awhile for me to see where I was going. Once you get seated the ladies start asking you for dances. I even told one to let me get seated and relaxed and she looked at me kind of funny. In the end I left without getting a lap dance. The stage is nice but the music was a little loud.

I am giving this review based on the fact that my old ATF has returned. She used to go by the name Jordan, she now goes by Cleo. I must admit, the club itself has been run into the ground by the people chosen to run it, but if you can get past that, then it's a great place to go.

Cleo is one of those rare dancers that along with making her money, makes the experience for you very fun. I wont' go into her mileage, but all I will say is that she is worth the $300 to go into the VIP. In fact, I find myself getting 2 from her when I see her. Don't ask her what she "will do", just get a regular topless (yes, she does those) or nude dance and you'll see why she is one to bet your money on. A few others: Siren, Lacey, Persia, Destiny.

Now that I have raved about her, a few more hints to enjoy yourself here: I have learned that if a dancer won't do topless, she's not to be bothered with. Also, go with her to check the dance count if there is a discrepancy. Dont' let her go alone. Stay within earshot so you can hear what the guy with the board tells her. Also, if she doesn't say thank you when picking up her tips off the stage, forget about getting a dance. The last thing you need to deal with while spending YOUR money is someone that thinks that you owe her anything. You don't, except for the money for the dances that she's done. In my experiences, the ones that dont' say thank yu ar hte ones that add to the dance count and start all the sh*t.


Hope that this post helped.

Solid club, good dancing from some of the girls. Got a few laps from a well endowed (enhanced burnette), but a later got great lapping action from a petite blond whose name escape name, she was even really asking for laps, but I guess she caught me looking, and she even helped my hands to her hips, to guide them for the grind, yep, left satisfied at the hands of a young lass.