the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

after the sr i went to rouge in down town la cover is 20 and includeed is a free topless lapdance on friday evening white girl named kisses gave a good chat and danced good small tits -stormy a black girl which a nice rack also was good dancer major grind.ther was one more black girl and a white girl bubble butt and big tits the other black girl gave a great nude lapdance but shes a total tease shes from lasvegas and she was like take me to vip and i give happy ending 300 for a blowjob fuck that.

Convenient parking next to the club for less that $5, or you can park on the street, which I have done with no problem. Once inside, the place has a nice show stage, with 360 degrees of seating. There are VIP booths, so if you are in a group of 3+, you should probably get one. Otherwise, you can hang out in a small chair and share a cocktail table with the public.

The collection of girls is pretty diverse, and a good reflection of LA's diversity. Blondes, brunettes, black, white, asian, and latinas are all well represented. You can tip when your favorite girl is on stage, and she'll come visit after her show. But, the dancers will usually walk by and say hi to see if you are interested or interesting. There are 3 tiers of service: topless, nude, and VIP room. They frequently run specials, so if you are there solo or with a buddy, you don't have to spend the extra cash to get time in the VIP room unless you want to. The topless and nude dance areas are only semi-private, but if you get the right seat and right girl, you can make your fantasy come true.

In LA for a few days I thought I would see how this sort of thing is done stateside.

This place was so much like the Spearmint Rhino places in the UK however the no alcohol thing I just find odd.

So after a few minutes I had my first dance with a mixed race girl who needed a shave and needed a shower. I was close to leaving the booth because of the smell but the danced was over quickly anyway so that saved me the trouble.

I returned to the main seating area diaspointed and watched the stage show when I was approached by a very hot petite blonde girl who offered a VIP dance at $120. With the dollar rate so good at the moment I thought I would go for bust and see what happened.

In a private area I was treated to a fantastic dance with plenty of contact (both ways) and was left feeling hot under the collar (that thing she did with her throat was amazing).

I did hang around a bit longer and had a couple more dances before the jetlag forced an early night.

So many of the girls were not pretty and not bothered but amongst all that I did have a great time.

If this however is as good as things get in the US I will stay at home as much better can be had in London.

First of all, if you come from the Staples Center area, get back on the highway. It's right off the 10, but if you try to take city streets from Staples, it's nightmarishly difficult on bad, small roads. Anyway, I stopped by on a weekday around 1:30 p.m. $5.00 to get in, but free with a coupon from the LA Weekly; no drink minimum, and no one ever asked me if I wanted to buy a dancer a drink. First thing I noticed was it was amazingly dark until my eyes adjusted. I walked into at least two chairs on my way to the bathroom. The place had very few customers for the hour and a half that I was there, never seemed to be more than 5 that i could see. I'd estimate about 10 dancers, most quite good looking. Since it's a new club, everything is in really good shape, with a nice clean bathroom. Every now and then, a song would be amazingly short, bt maybe they just did that when no one was getting a dance, because all the songs seemed okay when I got dances. Since it was pretty empty, I got a lot of attention from the dancers on stage. Lights were a bit too dim, even after adjustment, but the stage dances were quite close. Lap dances are $20 topless, $40 nude, and $120 for 3 nude in the VIP. Had a pretty good VIP, and then a $20 topless which was almost as good; I might stick to them in the future. The lap dance area is almost as private as the VIP, so that's not really a concern. They did a 2 for 1 when I was there, and then followed that immediately after with another 2 for 1, which I found annoying because it didn't allow time to find and then sample a different girl.