the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

went to sams on friday night from 12 to 2am theres was a great selection of girls all pretty dance with silva after she was done with regular a great lapdance for 10 dollers a song go see her i now know why shes popular all latina girls with 1 0r 2 asains mixed in that night.would definity return 5 dollers valet parking

Based on other reviews here I thought I would try dropping in here a couple of weeks ago while in LA for business. I always enjoy having a drink or two while in a bar - the way California Law is that's hard to come by for a strip club. This bar is fairly basic, but friendly. You can't beat it for value, free to get in, alcohol, friendly women and $10 a LD. The girls here that night were 5-7 with maybe the odd 8 walking around. It's not Vegas, but neither is the cost. Great friendly place to have some fun, have a few drinks and not be at the ATM machine every hour.

I visited from about 9:00 pm until midnight on Monday. This is without a doubt the friendliest bar that I have ever been - any kind of bar. Female customers sat with me and joked around, dancers sit around and chat with customers, the waitress even gave me a hug when I left.

The dancers were almost all Latino with one black girl. Some of the Latino girls look like they could be on Telemundo, but others could stand to lose a few pounds. All have large tits. The girls do topless dances on the brightly lit stage. Lap dances are in clear view with tops on, but they are hands on and are true lap dances and only $10.

The facility is better suited to be a German restaurant. There was no attempt to disrobe the female customers, but I loved the vibe and the proximity to downtown.

Facility Quality: 6
Dancer Quality: 8
Private Dance Quality: 7
Mood: 8 (lacks the anything-can-happen mood, but oh so friendly)
Value: 9
Avg Rating: 7.6

I think I got this one covered. I met a Costa Rican chica named Anaise at Sams Hofbrau in Downtown L.A. She used to work at the goose. Was in Sams this last rainy Wednesday night. Only 3 girls working that slow night. No one dancing on the pole. Almost ready to leave when Anaise came to the stage. She is a 6 face with a 7 body and 9 tits. When she shucked the top my eyes lit up. No kids, no sagging, no strech marks. Long sexy hair. I would say she is a 6.75 overall but those titties!

Anyway tipped her at the rail. Came right to me after the dance. Sat with me at the bar and had a drink. We went to the lap area pretty quickly. Good rapport with her. Ended up getting a total of four dances twice. Incredible sexy lap dances and major major stick shifting. Was wearing thin suit slacks so there was not much material between my willie and her hand. Heavenly dance!! She didn't mind two way touching and then proceeded to pull her top down and let me visually ogle her twin sweater puppies. Didn't mind me reaching up under her top to fondle said sweater puppies when she grinding me reverse cowgirl style and leaning back in to me. I never get close to coming in my pants but I was getting close. Good thing I didn't have to go home and explain stains on my pants! PS. All lap dances are only 10 bucks!