the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Went to the website and downloaded a free entrance pass so I thought I would stop by and check out the stage show. It is a small club with a main stage and a small second stage. The club only had a few customers but it was still early evening. The dancers were beautiful but most had tatooes. After the dancers finished their set on stage, they would go around to each customer and expect a tip, which is a big turn off for me. I left after 1 beer. There are other clubs in Orange County that give you a better value for your money.

I go to this club from time to time when I am in town. First off, the club is rather small. As previously described, there at two stages- a main stage and a satellite stage. The girls, generally, dance 1 song on each stage. Afterwards, the dancer usually circulates and expects to receive a tip ($1). The girls are usually pretty hot and a mix of nationalities. The dances are given in the back along one of two walls that contain rows of seats. Mileage can be okay but it doesn't get too high. Most of the girls are in the 6-9 range. Given its location, Orange County, its a decent club but a drive into other parts (including Los Angeles) will yield better mileage. I think of it as a local bar with topless women.

I visit Captain Cream's fairly regularly during the weekday night shift. (I've been there on weekend nights, but it's a very different and less satisfying experience - too many kiddies with wide eyes and light wallets, and the girls don't have as much time to hang out and chat.)

Even on the "off" nights, the talent level is consistently high, though when it's slow there are sometimes fewer than 10 girls. But that's okay, as it's a smallish club.

Cover is $5 during "off" hours, and $10 at night, but you can print a coupon for free admission from the club's website. Drinks are typical for this kind of club - about $7 for a mixed drink like a Captain and Coke, more for top shelf, less for beer.

Decor and furnishings are classy and comfortable. There are two stages (though the second stage closes when it's slow) and the girls dance to one song on each stage, with a short "interlude" song while they get re-dressed and walk between stages.

Now to the most important factors! The girls themselves are almost all 8+, with a couple of absolute 10's. Many of them are of Eastern European descent, and those tend to be a bit more businesslike, but many of the others are very personable, willing to hang out and chat if you buy them a drink, and able to hold an intelligent and entertaining conversation.

Private dances cost $20; there isn't much privacy, but most of the girls are able to provide a very sensual experience, as long as you're not expecting to get high "mileage".

All in all: i almost always have a great time at the Captain's!

Did another one of my lunch breaks here. It's always a good idea because they usually have a decent spread of food while you kick back and chill. The downside to my weekday visits here is that I usually keep away from the alcohol since I have to go back to work within an hour. It's not like I will get wasted and not be able to drive back. It's more like trying to avoid smelling anything like alcohol. Not so good when I am quite the social one at the office.

In any case, a nice visit this day. I never catch the girls' names simply becuse I don't go there enough. My last visit there was in August of 07. I would think that I would make more visits here since it is in close proximity to my place of business. But nothing really does it here for me. Just a place to kick back and relax for an hour or so. The women are cute. That, I can say about Orange County. They produce some lookers here. I chatted with a couple and enjoyed my time there but I figure that my next visit will fall more in line of about 3-4 months from now.

Call this my "quarterly" club. Overall, a good place to hang out with a bar-like atmosphere. Decent food for lunch and plenty of good-looking hotties to eyeball.