the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

This place is right near the main freeway in Bakersfield, you would think that it being right by the freeway that it would be packed and would be a nice club....NOT so! This place looks dingy on the outside and in the inside as well. Hardly any patrons were inside spending any money. The place was like a ghost town. This place does not have the quality of dancers that Deja Vu has either. This place needs a complete over haul to compete with Deja Vu.

Teaser Pleaser is off the hook!!!!! I miss going there miss the girls of Friday nights from 7pm to closeing. The place is very clean cover be for 7pm $13 after 7pm $17.. And the girls are so hot from seven, lady passion, trinity and all the rest they are all so hot they work for tips and do very good lap dances vip and 1/2hr and there are 2 for one lap dances and vip. Reg. lap dance is $20 vip $40 and 1/2hrs are $150 no alchol you can not take pics. There is not much in the way of parking space there so you will end up parking on the street..

Stopped by here after leaving the competition and being dissappointed. This place is slightly better. The building is a dump pretty much but the talent was better than elsewhere. I hit it about 10 and there about 10 girls dancing. Most ranged from 3 - 5 with one or maybe two 8s. The club is dark so the girls are kind of hard to see on stage. I did find one lovely from whom I got 4 dances, two for one on tuesday night. She gave as good as I have gotten in town. I'll be back, but only because it is the best place in town. The parking is very sparse. I had to park on the stree a half block away.

I was passing through Bakersfield and decided to stop by Teaser Pleaser around 3 pm on a Friday afternoon. I had picked up the local Bakersfield paper, but the only coupon that I found in it was for Deja Vu. I showed the coupon for free admission to the gatekeeper, and he discounted my admission to $10...

As I came in, the dj was announcing a 2 for 1 lap dance, which meant I got 2 lap dances for $20. I ended up with the only girl left, a tall, pretty girl who goes by the name of Caramel. With her heels, she was over 6 feet tall, with brown hair and a nice body (just a little baby fat). She teased and ground me for the 2 songs, and gave me a nice hug as I left....and I left happy.

I would visit this club again. It's small--much smaller than the Deja Vu in town--but worth the visit.