the ultimate strip club list

October 16, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 289

This is the best club in Adelaide in regards to quality of girls but as all Adelaide clubs there is no touching. You walk up the stairs and choose somewhere to sit. It costs $10 to get in but if you are a regular you can get in for free. There is a walkway in the middle that the dancers take in turns doing their own shows on. Around the room there are 6 poles in different areas where you can watch other girls dancing and once again it's on rotation. The rest of the girls walk around the club and talk to guys offering table dances. There are cute girls in uniform who serve drinks that you can buy a "ladies drink" for and they will sit and chat with you for the time it takes them to drink it. This is normally $15 and non alcoholic as they have to stay sober. If you like somebody you can call them over for a table dance which will cost you $30 or a dance out the back which will cost you $55 the first time and $50 each time after that. Up stairs behind the main stage is a lounge area with crappy leather arm chairs. This is the "out the back" area and once again there is no touching. The dance is no better in my opion then out the front just maybe longer and you get to chat with the girl without your friends listening in. At one stage in the night they will play a bit of audio from the movie "From dawn till dusk" where Cheech is saying pussy pussy pussy get your pussy here. At this time all the dancers will come on stage and pick somebody to give a dance to FOR FREE. It's best to always be polite for this reason and smile at each girl as they walk around as they might figure you will take them out the back if you like the free dance. From time to time they feature the latest Miss Nude or a cover girl from one of the better Australian adult magazines who you can get a dance with and a signed copy of the magazine. They also sometimes have International acts. There is always a good choice as far as there are some Asian girls, an Indian girl and a mix of others on different nights. Not a bad place to kill some time but defiantly NO extra services available. Thursdays has the least choice and Friday and Saturday are better. Just across the street is the 108 but you would be advised to stay at the horse.

This club is exceptional. If you are in Australia, you will soon realise that the laws differ markedly between states. In SA, there is no touching, but the girls do go full nude on the floor show and will put on a great show as part of a private lap-dance. You can also get a 'semi-private' lapdance out in the main area.
Crazy Horse s usually well frequented, I have never seen it on a quiet night. As the previous review said, if you only get to one club in Adelaide, the Crazy Horse should be your first choice.

If you only go to one club in Adelaide, this is the one to visit. The girls there range from 5/6 all the way to 10's, the drinks are at nightclub prices and if you get there before 9 (when the shows start) its free to get in - normally a A$10 cover. They quite often have internationally know dancers as headliners and they have their own former winner of one of the various Miss Nude World titles, Morgan Summers. You go upstairs from the entrance doorway and enter a large area with a big stage and runway and some side podiums. Once things get going, there are non-stop full nude stage shows from the "Showgirls" whilst there is usually a girl on a side podium who is normally ignored as people watch the main show. As a hint the best looking girls tend to be the showgirls, so if you fancy someone wait until they have done their show before deciding on dances. If not on stage or podium, the girls move amongst the crowd offering semi-lap dances for A$20 a song. During these the girl gets fully nude but no contact is made with the guy. After this she will usually talk to you for a while and if they feel comfortable may even accept the offer of a drink to sit and chat. At some stage they will ask if you want a private lapdance, which is done in the VIP room [entrance fee either $5/$10 can't quite recall as I was a tad distracted at the time ;-) ]. During the private which normally costs A$50 for 3 songs (some girls charge extra if they hold a title such as Miss Nude etc) it is full nude and they are on your lap. Mileage doesn't vary too much with most employing a strict hands off policy, though there are a few that enjoy having their back stroked! The club is almost always busy which adds to the atmosphere and from the number of couples I have seen in there, it appears that the main area is comfortable for women as well.