the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

I came to this club because I saw the website which was very good with some good pictures but no english version of the site.
Most of the girls performing were nice to look at but on a hot summer day in yerevan it is possible to see more sex appael on the streets than on stage of this club
But considering all I had a good time at this club and afterall this is the best reason to go to a club in yerevan.


Although I have a bias against this club because it has all the look and feel of a place run by organized crime, they are the only club in Yerevan who seems to know how to do this kind of entertainment right! The least attractive dancer in Omega is more attractive than the most attractive dancer I've seen in any other club in town. Dancers are friendly, too - talkative, laughing, seductive when they come to the table to get tips. Tips are completely optional, but well worth the up-close looking and physical contact with some of the most beautiful and sexiest women in the world. Dancers are mostly from Ukraine, with occasional Russian or Belarusian. Irina has possibly the most beautiful face I've ever seen, and Veronica the best body - pity they are not on the same person, but I guess there is some value in spreading the wealth. Omega has a long stage down the center of the room - same layout as Charlotte - giving a fairly close-to-the-stage vantage point from every seat in the house. Lighting is much better than Charlotte, so you can actually see the dancers. Music is appropriate volume, so you can carry on a conversation - and about half the dancers speak English. There is no pressure to buy private dances, which run about $30, but they are probably worth it as they are done fully nude, and allow touching almost everywhere. I don't know whether "extras" are available, but I got the feeling this was not allowed. One downside is that when I paid (in advance) for the private dance, the manager hit me up for a "tip for the dancer". It seemed like a good idea to give the tip, though I doubt the dancer saw any of it, and I left feeling like I had been shaken down. Still, for a $15 entry fee, a lot of $1 tips, and a $30 private dance, this comes close to the most fun I've had in a strip club. I'm looking forward to a return visit!

Went in on Thursday night and two girls working. One 7 one, 3. The 7 was busy so I got a private dances with the 3. (This is the only way to get a dance as the stage is never used for dancing). It also beats buying drinks for the girls which are pushed constantly. The dance was $55 for 15 minutes and very high mileage. Pick wisely and you will have a good time in the private room. Only one other customer in the bar when I arrived and one when I left. Still down and dirty, still Joe's.

Well, Joes round-up is more like Joe is out on a round up. Tonight there was only two women in the entire club. The old lady behind the bar is a pest. I entered, had a seat and she gets my drink order. Then I have to buy a $21 drink for my below 5 girl. She was nice and told me her lifes problems, she is seperated, was married for 5 months, her room mate works there, another stripper is a prostitute. Gee, this is a major dive. About every five minutes the old lady from the bar comes over to sell me $21 drinks, she runs into the VIP room and demands more money from the customer instead of letting the dancer do it. Oh, none of the girls were even working the stage tonight, they coverup every little thing in the dive. I felt real sorry for the guy in the VIP room, the music kept stopping and you could hear him and the girl, I think that was on purpose. Then, Beth, probally her real name for serious, told me all about the crack whores across the street and if I was to park over there that when I leave the club I could get one of them, gee, have you ever heard of an up sell, not at Joe's Round Up, I guess I would only return if I become Hard-up. The end.