the ultimate strip club list

October 13, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 286

I was there about a year ago. I ended up haning with a dancer named "Nevaeh" (Heaven reversed). She was very sweet, after getting dancers from other dancers she finally convinced me to try her... WOW! She moved like a cat! She was incredibly sexy. I wonder if she still dances there. She said she came down from San Diego every once and a while.
I went back several nights after that and she wasn't there. Lots of very pretty ladies there, but none like Nevaeh. I think I might actually make the trip down there (I live in SD) just to see if I can find her.

Latest visit was on a Sunday night about 7 PM. There were very few customers, and no dancers in sight when I came in. However, after I paid my cover ($7) and took a seat, I saw a dancer on the stage working in spite of no announcement. She was working well, and was about an 8. Her name was Catalina, and I stepped up and got a closeup, which was pretty good with some good contact. I asked her to come see me, and she soon did. I got a couple of dances from her ($10 each)with okay one-way contact but no real sparks, and then sat back down and waited to see if any other dancers came on. A tall black girl with a good looking body and nice moves came in and sat down on my lap. She was in no hurry, and I let her sit and talk. In a little while she offered a dance, which I accepted, but again there was nothing special. I guess I just got there a little too early, but there was no real action. One girl I have seen there before named "Sweetness" gave me the best dance I have had, with some good mutual contact including a touch of the "magic spot" at her invitation. It cost me an extra $10 per dance, but well worth it. Ask for her if you are ever there.

I visited on a Friday fro the lunch buffet. The buffet was okay, but the dancers were the treat. All were in the range of 6-8, with a couple of 9-10's. I enjoyed the pole work of Oceana, and then had her do a few laps, which were well worth the $10 each. I asked about the VIP and was told they were more expensive, but did not get any more contact. The mileage was good, and I sought out Tabitha. She was very good, but talked me to death about politics. If you get her, keep the conversation to things not controversial. Otherwise, it was a great experience. A definite return trip for me.

Visited the club on a Sunday night when the football and baseball games were being shown. Cover was $7, which was okay, since there was no drink minimum also. Spent a few minutes scoping things out, then took a seat in the back half of the seating area, which was a little cramped, but comfortable. Stage dancing was going on, with some fairly good, very pretty and for the most part natural-looking girls (my choice). A beautiful latina named Coco sat down next to me and we chatted for a few minutes while I watched the dancing and a little of the football game. Coco then asked me for a lap dance, which was $20, but was worth it. Following the dance, she just planted her sweet patooty on my lap and continued to stroke my arm, neck and chest. This was refreshing, since most dancers get their money and split. I will definitely revisit, and will look for Coco.

Not a bad club at all. Went in on a Tuesday night and apparently there's an event on Tuesday's called "Coin Night" from 6:30p to 9p where all well drinks are paid with some coin.. such as a penny. I came a little later so missed it (darn it!). The women ranged from 6-8. Dances were $10 at your table or $30 in private. I didn't try the private and the main floor dances allowed some contact. Seems like mostly a locals place as the women were not working the crowd very much at all. They seemed to mostly just sit at the tables of the regulars and hang out -- not even dancing very much.

The club itself was nice and classy. Bar service was great (after two beers from the seating area, the bartender remembered my drink) - I only make a deal out of this because the waitress serving my area spent 90%+ of her time with a group of a few guys.

I did notice the "boyfriend effect" mentioned in a previous review. I went for a $30 VIP dance and on the way a guy asked the dancer where we were going and she answered him in an explaining kind of tone. This kind of put a damper on the illusion that the dancer was with me. The dancer did an OK VIP dance with some decent one-way contact but she did not converse much or well with me. Again, another blow to the illusion.

There was a feature dancer from Chicago who got the crowd going (mostly one group of plastered military guys). She was probably a 6 or 7 which did not really merit "feature" status.

The club itself has: three stages - two are small, one large; a good sized bar area; a VIP room with a bouncer frequently checking it. The staff was friendly when I entered. The club itself was very good except for the lousy waitress service. The girls were overall pretty nice (6-8). There was a mix of all body types (none too fat), some natural, some not and racially mixed as well. They played a good mix of modern and older rock with only a little hip-hop.

I did not think that the girls marketed themselves well. They seemed content to make a few dollars when stage dancing and then settled for the hourly specials where the club gave away a t-shirt or hat with a $25 charge for two table dances (regular price was $10 per dance).

The Thursday night was pretty crowded with a lot of regulars and a lot of military (Yuma has a big Marine base and Army nearby).

Went on a Saturday night and the place is packed and the girls were very friendly (a couple 5's, a few 7's, 8's, and a few 9's -- very attractive, sexy women). This is the place to go when you are in Yuma. There were at least 12-15 girls walking around, giving lap dances. They have a 2 song & t-shirt for $25 special. The waitresses even look good. Highly recommended.

This was kind of strange club - the girls were ok (5-6's), lots of lap dances going on - they were hustling a 2 dance & t-shirt for $25 special. The girls gave decent lap dances with some touching. Too bad there was your typical DJ with cutting off songs about 2 minutes into it and saying shit that nobody understands. The waitresses were cuter than most of the dancers - I wonder when they will get up on stage?

This place is very hard to rate. It is so different from a usual Cabaret. There is one main stage, and two small ones I recall. Dancer's were attractive, but definitely had some behind, which is totally Ok by me, but not by many others.

The dancers only interact with the local friends they are with, it seems. Lots of twenty something guys with work boots.

Of note! There are a lot of women whom come to watch, or probably get a guy. Its more like a night club than a topless cabaret. The women whom show up are fat, or semi-unattractive. But they get in free, and have to pay for alcohol. I must admit, there were 3 fat chicks, whom were pretty, sitting around the "unused stage", and I would have liked to sit between them, hoping for a lay! But I got shy, being a 45 year old, and they were a lot younger, and local.

Will I go back?? yes, I just have to out of curiousity! It was crowded.

this club is really nicely decorated, but over all the quality of dancers wasnt great. dances are $10 for almost no contact. drinks are a bit pricey, except for wednesday nights when they have an any coin any drink special. i believe they have a champaign room that costs $50 to the house and $100 something to the dancer, but i didnt see anyone use it while i was there. in fact i only saw one or two girls give table dances and only a few guys were tipping on stage, when there was a decent sized crowd. all in all, its a decent club that has potential - but it lacks quality dancers. the women there are either too old and should have quit stripping a long time ago or they are too young and dont really know the business well or how to use it to make money (like TALKING to customers and asking them for dances, i was never approached the whole hour i was there)