the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Visited Tens around New Years. Its was a busy place with a lot of good looking women. Many of the dancers are friendly and take the time to engage you in conversation. I paid a little extra to get access to the VIP area upstairs and that offered a bit more privacy.
I would certainly recommend it for a fun night out. My first stop was at the Bunny Club nearby and that was dissapointing.

Visited this club while in town on business. It's a bit out of the center of town, but on a busy street. Club was clean and roomy. Had a downstairs with one main stage and then a 'VIP' section upstairs. Downstairs was typical small tables and chairs - their appeared to be a special section behind the stage, but I didn't go back there. One great feature about the club - they had flat-screen TVs above the main stage that alternated showing music videos of the songs being played and highlights of the club. The best part was that they showed the various prices for the dances; $7 (I think) for tableside, $10 for 'private' downstairs (I think that was the area behind the stage) and $20 for couch dances in the VIP upstairs. No more annoying "so how much is a dance" questions to each dancer that sat down and getting different answers each time. The waitstaff was very friendly - brought my drink right away and made sure I was ok, without being too pushy. Bouncers seemed pretty nice too - helped me find a table and checked back every once in a while to make sure I was ok, but not too annoying.

This club also did something I'd never seen before; not only did they do a roll-call, where every girl came up on stage, but then they played 2-3 songs where the girls came along and gave you a free (yes, that's right, free) lap-dance. Obviously they were shorter than normal, but they were full dances. Had one from a russian (i think) girl who wasn't my look, but I was very impressed with the mileage, given it was a freebie. Had a second from a tatooed girl (also not my look), and that was fine. I've had worse, but had just had better.

The girls were a good mix overall - I'd say mostly 6-8, with a variety of different styles and ethnicities (goth, college girl, etc.). Girls occasionally approached for dances - not enough for my taste (I like when the girls come up to you - I have no problem saying 'no thanks') but I also wasn't stuck by myself. Finally got the attention of a girl that was my look (an 8) and got a great table dance from her. Mileage wasn't quite as high as the russian girl, but enough for me. Ended up paying the $15 cover charge to go the VIP upstairs, where it was $20 for a couch dance. Should have paid the $15 earlier - the upstairs had a separate stage, separate bar, and a handful of couches. The couches weren't the most private, but when I was up there it was empty. Ended up getting 3-4 dances in the VIP. Not super-crazy, but I enjoyed them thoroughly.

Overall was quite pleased with the club; loved the flat-screens with the information and the free preview dances. Would go back next time I'm in town.



Stopped by the Saturday after Thanksgiving and then the following Friday afternoon. Both visits were in the afternoon. On the first visit had a fairly decent lap dance for $10 although the menu I saw on the following visit indicated that the floor dances were $7.

On the second visit I asked for a menu and the waitress brought it but never came back to see what I wanted to order. While not many customers there were even fewer dancers. Too bad as the layout and decor are such that this is probably the nicest club in Tucson.

I went to "Ten's" recently, during a trip to Tucson. This place is very easy to find. It's on Speedway, halfway between Craycroft and Swan. There is a stoplite at Rosemont, and that's where the club is located.

I got tableside lap dances from several of the girls. The dances are only $7, so how can you say no, when they come around and ask you? I still can't believe it. Seven dollars for a LD! That's a bargain! I remember a few of the names...Penelope (not recommended, she gives a crummy lapdance), Baby Doll (real name is Danielle, and she is very cute, very sexy), Sophia (not real pretty, but great mileage), and Armani (black girl, not very pretty, but good mileage).

This club has several positive factors:
1-at lunchtime, they have free sandwiches (from 11 til 2 pm), and draft beer is only one dollar (from 11 til 1 pm)
2-there is no cover charge during the day. Cover starts at 6 pm
3-Topless lapdances on the floor are only $7!

On the downside, Here are the negative features:
1-some of the girls are not friendly, they seem bitchy
2-some waitresses not very customer oriented
3-the girls are not nude. For that, you must go to Bunny Ranch (go west on Speedway), or Turbulence (near the Airport), or get on I-19 and drive down to Nogales (about 45 minutes away)

All things considered, I had a great time. I was there on Wed, the 14th of November, and it was their 17th Anniversary Celebration. They were giving away a bunch of stuff. I ended up with a couple t-shirts, but I didn't get any of the good stuff (like - poker table and set of poker chips, or the trip to Las Vegas). Some other lucky Bastard got that one!

Before I close this review, let me give you one caveat...the seven dollar lapdances are "Teaser" dances. You will find lots of variation in the amount of contact. Some girls (ie-Penelope) will allow no touching of her skin at all. It was explained to me that the Managers do not want any touching on the floor. They want you to get a hard-on, and then they want you to take the stripper up to the VIP. If you do that, it is $15 to get in, and then $20 per song. That's where the real money is made!!

Guys - you must go to "Ten's" on Speedway! I had a great time, and I'm sure that you will as well.