the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

All in all not a bad place. Was in there in mid Feb '08. I would suggest arriving about 8 to 10 in the evening. There is a way in from the parking lot which is rather discreet....I liked that. Cover was very reasonable, a fiver I think.

Nice talent, not unusual for the southwest, and it was damn cold in there (the A/C, not the girls), also not unusual.

The drawbacks are that there isnt much privacy there, but for public dances these are winners. The low price per dance means you can hang out a loooong time. This nice Polish (or some kind of eastern european) girl was my favorite....I forget her name but has shoulder length brownish hair and a light accent, rather tan. Gives very nice dances. Hard to find fault with curves, try it out.

Was driving by late Saturday afternoon after Thanksgiving. I spotted their sign indicating steak dinners for $2. I had spent considerable time at the Candy Store in the afternoon but they don't have food. So I stopped at Curves. No admission fee and I ordered a beer ($3) and the steak dinner.

The steak was served with baked potato and a vegetable. The steak while a little thin had a good flavor and all in all it was a great bargain. Tipped a couple of dancers on the stage but didn't have any dances. Drove by the following Saturday and the sign for the $2 steak was gone. However, I believe that they always have hamburger and fries for $1.50.

This was definitely one of the best clubs in Tucson. First of all, this club is not one of the easist clubs to recognize from the street. When I was looking for the club, I was driving from the North, and it is on the East side of the road. The colors they chose almost make it look like a restaurant from the outside. But once you drive in the lot, you know what kind of business you're visiting.

I was met at the front door with a very nice young lady, and proceeded into the club. Very nice club from the inside, and the selection of dancers wasn't too bad. I would rate them from a 5 to a 9. I received a couple of laps from an 8, and not only was she nice to look at, but she had a very nice personality. The dances were not the best I have every had, but I wasn't unhappy with the mileage. Good contact from both sides. Spent about $50 on dances, and felt like I received an excellent bargain for the price. I would definitely return.

When arriving to Curves Cabaret for the first time I was excited for my first strip club experience in Tucson. I know that the potential is limited in this location, but the way Curves was described, it made me excited with anticipation. The club offers a limousine service for a small fee, which was dropped once we reserved the private champagne room for the night. It was a little costly, but for the perks we got, it was worth it. A treatment like that would be extremely costly in Vegas.
The club was nicely set up, with the normal appearance of a good strip club. The stage was in good location with seats up close and mini-lounges scattered throughout. My friend, who has been to a few other clubs in town, considered the dancers fairly sexy; I could not argue with him. We had 3 dancers minimum in our room all night. They were fun and made the celebration of our friends birthday a memorable one. We also purchased a few bottles of champagne. I believe the Moet was $100, which is an average price considering. All in all its a great place in Tucson for a private party, if your willing to spend the money. I would definitely go back to Curves. Hope your experience rivals mine!