the ultimate strip club list

October 11, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 284

Although this place is nicely adorned, has a cold A/C (important in Arizona) and the girls are OK. It still falls short. The afternoon I was here the club was rather flat with just a few patrons. I know later in the afternoon int fills up with regulars, but most of them come for the happy hour prices and not for the strip-club experience. It's just OK, and falls short from what it was a few years ago!

Visited Tens around New Years. Its was a busy place with a lot of good looking women. Many of the dancers are friendly and take the time to engage you in conversation. I paid a little extra to get access to the VIP area upstairs and that offered a bit more privacy.
I would certainly recommend it for a fun night out. My first stop was at the Bunny Club nearby and that was dissapointing.

Visited this club while in town on business. It's a bit out of the center of town, but on a busy street. Club was clean and roomy. Had a downstairs with one main stage and then a 'VIP' section upstairs. Downstairs was typical small tables and chairs - their appeared to be a special section behind the stage, but I didn't go back there. One great feature about the club - they had flat-screen TVs above the main stage that alternated showing music videos of the songs being played and highlights of the club. The best part was that they showed the various prices for the dances; $7 (I think) for tableside, $10 for 'private' downstairs (I think that was the area behind the stage) and $20 for couch dances in the VIP upstairs. No more annoying "so how much is a dance" questions to each dancer that sat down and getting different answers each time. The waitstaff was very friendly - brought my drink right away and made sure I was ok, without being too pushy. Bouncers seemed pretty nice too - helped me find a table and checked back every once in a while to make sure I was ok, but not too annoying.

This club also did something I'd never seen before; not only did they do a roll-call, where every girl came up on stage, but then they played 2-3 songs where the girls came along and gave you a free (yes, that's right, free) lap-dance. Obviously they were shorter than normal, but they were full dances. Had one from a russian (i think) girl who wasn't my look, but I was very impressed with the mileage, given it was a freebie. Had a second from a tatooed girl (also not my look), and that was fine. I've had worse, but had just had better.

The girls were a good mix overall - I'd say mostly 6-8, with a variety of different styles and ethnicities (goth, college girl, etc.). Girls occasionally approached for dances - not enough for my taste (I like when the girls come up to you - I have no problem saying 'no thanks') but I also wasn't stuck by myself. Finally got the attention of a girl that was my look (an 8) and got a great table dance from her. Mileage wasn't quite as high as the russian girl, but enough for me. Ended up paying the $15 cover charge to go the VIP upstairs, where it was $20 for a couch dance. Should have paid the $15 earlier - the upstairs had a separate stage, separate bar, and a handful of couches. The couches weren't the most private, but when I was up there it was empty. Ended up getting 3-4 dances in the VIP. Not super-crazy, but I enjoyed them thoroughly.

Overall was quite pleased with the club; loved the flat-screens with the information and the free preview dances. Would go back next time I'm in town.



Stopped by the Saturday after Thanksgiving and then the following Friday afternoon. Both visits were in the afternoon. On the first visit had a fairly decent lap dance for $10 although the menu I saw on the following visit indicated that the floor dances were $7.

On the second visit I asked for a menu and the waitress brought it but never came back to see what I wanted to order. While not many customers there were even fewer dancers. Too bad as the layout and decor are such that this is probably the nicest club in Tucson.

I went to "Ten's" recently, during a trip to Tucson. This place is very easy to find. It's on Speedway, halfway between Craycroft and Swan. There is a stoplite at Rosemont, and that's where the club is located.

I got tableside lap dances from several of the girls. The dances are only $7, so how can you say no, when they come around and ask you? I still can't believe it. Seven dollars for a LD! That's a bargain! I remember a few of the names...Penelope (not recommended, she gives a crummy lapdance), Baby Doll (real name is Danielle, and she is very cute, very sexy), Sophia (not real pretty, but great mileage), and Armani (black girl, not very pretty, but good mileage).

This club has several positive factors:
1-at lunchtime, they have free sandwiches (from 11 til 2 pm), and draft beer is only one dollar (from 11 til 1 pm)
2-there is no cover charge during the day. Cover starts at 6 pm
3-Topless lapdances on the floor are only $7!

On the downside, Here are the negative features:
1-some of the girls are not friendly, they seem bitchy
2-some waitresses not very customer oriented
3-the girls are not nude. For that, you must go to Bunny Ranch (go west on Speedway), or Turbulence (near the Airport), or get on I-19 and drive down to Nogales (about 45 minutes away)

All things considered, I had a great time. I was there on Wed, the 14th of November, and it was their 17th Anniversary Celebration. They were giving away a bunch of stuff. I ended up with a couple t-shirts, but I didn't get any of the good stuff (like - poker table and set of poker chips, or the trip to Las Vegas). Some other lucky Bastard got that one!

Before I close this review, let me give you one caveat...the seven dollar lapdances are "Teaser" dances. You will find lots of variation in the amount of contact. Some girls (ie-Penelope) will allow no touching of her skin at all. It was explained to me that the Managers do not want any touching on the floor. They want you to get a hard-on, and then they want you to take the stripper up to the VIP. If you do that, it is $15 to get in, and then $20 per song. That's where the real money is made!!

Guys - you must go to "Ten's" on Speedway! I had a great time, and I'm sure that you will as well.


The club was clean and the girls were ok, but I was early. When it was time for me to leave they were alot better. But if you're looking for sexual possibilities, Angel was willing to negotiate and meet you at your hotel. She even likes anal, and she has a great ass. Sex is not allowed, as all girls will tell you, but a few girls will streach some rules.I the VIP, which costs $20 up front to enter, is up stairs and management seems to stay away. You only have to pay one to get into VIP, the rest of the night just take the girls there. Plenty of contact with all dances.

The club was well appointed, and the girls were excellent, with a few exceptions. Dances were affordable, and most were very well-executed. Some of the girls seemed a little too preoccupied with their tips to perform well, but overall they were hot. The main attraction for the evening was a dancer who had won some award for nude dancing. I actually thought some of the other girls were better, and certainly better looking. Compared to the other clubs I have visited, Ten's was a step above.

I was in Tuscon on business and decided to try this club out on a Thursday night, 8ish. It was a very clean club, with an excellent sound system that wasn't too loud (a pet peeve of mine). The dancers were quite friendly. There averaged 30 people in the club, about 25% capacity, and I had no trouble finding an excellent seat 2 tables back from the stage. The girls ranged in appearance, with most being solid 8's. There were a couple of 9's that seemed to go right from the stage to the VIP area (which i did not check out) and the usual four or five less attractive women. There was also a porn star who did a weird angel-wings dance and who offered very expensive private sessions, which I did not indulge in. I was surprised by how many dancers there were, considering the size of the crowd. I ended up buying dances from 6 women, and most of those I asked for seconds or thirds on. For $7 a dance it's hard to pass up. One of them in particular, whose name unfortunately escapes me, was quite good- she was a cute mid-30's Filipina with a very tight body, the ex-wife of a military guy who was apparently quite the jerk. I spent a lot of money on her "attention". None of the dances were ripoffs in any way although I stayed until 1 am and as the night went on the quality declined. The club also has Guinness on tap at a reasonable price, and the waitresses were very attentive.

Popped into the club at around 5pm and there was a good crowd, BUT they were mostly regulars hanging around the bar, they had maybe 7-10 customers on the floor with less than half actually getting dances.

The Pros:. The club does have some good lookers, but has many more average ones now.. I rememeber when this was the premier club for the appearance of the dancers. They do serve cheap good food here too. A new addition is the $5 floor table dances before 4pm. Alas, I was there too late too see if they were any good.

Cons. The dances go up after 5pm and they have announce dance/drink specials, which require you to actually listen to the DJ. There are more than a regular amount of ROBs and hustlers here, a sure sign of a club in decline. Had one girl negotiate for a VIP dance for half price saying it was slow, only to be hit up for the full price after the very weak air dance. No thanks, I paid her exactly what we negotiated for, when she threatened to call the bouncer/manager, I called her bluff saying "go ahead". She took the money but only after a few expletives.

This has never happened to me in a tucson club, so I consider it an abberation. I'll give Tens another try soon and see if this ploy is endemic to the club.

Stopped here after leaving curves earlier. Every time I come here (which is not too often) they have seemed to have remodeled again. I liked the layout better this time, the girls were OK with average to better-than-average dances, but this is not the same Ten's as a few years ago. It is much tamer, they seem to "weed out" the "fun" girls, but there are still some good entetainment to be had.

Was in the club over the weekend, good crowd and the girls were good. Several 9's. Only thing is the way the downstairs is setup, tables are too close and hard to move around.

Went to Ten's on a Sat night around 1 in the morning a couple of weeks ago. First the good - $7 topless, average contact lap dances in main area, several drink specials, comfortable club, and solid music. The not so good - the dancers were average quality (only a couple that were above a 7) and it was sometimes hard to get attention in the main area. They do have 2 levels of VIP with entrance fees and dances are either $11 or $20. Did not have a chance to try them. I can't offer a comparison to other clubs in the area, as this was the only one I had a chance to visit during my short visit to Tucson. But I will say the club was a strong average

I decided to try out my free entrance card for Ten's. See previous post. Entrance was free. Again the club is very clean and the lighting is a touch brighter than I prefer. I had several lap dances from Sunshine. She actually does a great job. She is blonde, her face is not that pretty, but she does have a great body. Her stage dances are pretty energetic. This visit I went upstairs into the VIP with Sunshine. The couches are very comfortable. There was a party up there that I had not been able to see from downstairs. The lap dances were the same in the upstairs VIP as they were on the floor downstairs. Waste of money. There was another patron up there getting dances and his did not appear to be any higher in mileage than what can be had on the floor.

I've recently started visiting this club pretty regularly during dayshift. The decor is very comfortable, there is a nice variety of girls working, the food is good, and the music is great. It is worth mentioning the music because most clubs just blast out the usual latest hiphop junk that you've heard in every other club, except this one. The DJs at Ten's play a very nice variety of rock, blues, R&B, and even the occasional country song. They have main floor seating, a VIP sofa area behind the stage, and another more private VIP sofa area upstairs. Dayshift is usually very uncrowded, and very laid back, so I've enjoyed some very nice, unrushed VIP time with several of the girls here. The upstairs VIP area is $10 entry, and $20 dances. Occasionally they will offer free VIP entry specials, or I've also had them waive the entry fee if I paid for five dances up front. Contact levels and mileage are pretty typical for Tucson, and YMMV depending on the dancer. Some are definitely more friendly upstairs than others. I haven't been to Ten's at night, but I understand it gets pretty full, especially when the UA is in session.

Tucson Clubs are not generally very fancy establishments. But, this club is highest class in town on looks. They have recently remodeled for the third or fourth time and have taken on a Ceasars Palace theme. The main stage is downstairs with dances that cost $7. Great bargin. Almost NO reason to go upstairs for VIP dances that cost $15 in comfy couches, unless you KNOW the girl will be doing a much better dance (choose VERY carefully).

Luckily, most of the women do not put the big PUSH on you to go upstairs and you can comfortably enjoy a large amount of $7 dances without hassel.

In general, the contact is medium at best no matter the dance except for rare exceptions.

They do have several well above average dancers, but most fall in the 4-7 range.

If you are looking to have a hassel-free time, not spend a ton of money, and hang around a couple hot women, then this is the place for you.

Stopped into Ten's one evening this past week for a beer. $8.00 cover charge. They gave me a card that may be good for admission for the next month. I will find out about that in a couple of days. $4.00 long necks and $7.00 table dances. I did not make the trip to the lower level or upper level VIP areas.

The club is clean, the right type of lighting and the staff seemed to be very courteous. The drink girls were not pushy at all.

I recieved lap dances from two ladies, Jessica and Shayna. Jessica is a somewhat tall light redheaded girl next door type who immediately took her top of and put her breast in my face. She is very fun and has a great attitude. I highly recommend. Next I had a dance from Shayna. Shayna is of Latino/German mixed ethnicity. She is very pretty and has a stunning body. Her lap dance does not contain as much contact as Jessica's. But she is very nice and very beautiful.

Since Ten's is close to where I am staying, I will be visiting on a regular basis. While I am in Tucson.

Ciao
el Gringo Norte


Was in town for 2 weeks on business. Picked up the local free paper, Tucson Weekly or weekend. Anyway, the club had an add and it stated that Mason Storm (The Latin Princess of Porn) was going to be performing at the club that week. I made it a point to check this club out. I got there about 10:00 PM and Mason's next set wasn't until midnight. So I killed time and a few braincells by drinking beer and watching the stage show. There were several good looking dancers there that night. I had a few table dances, some were really good, and others not. I remember the personalities of the dancers more than I do their names, with one exception. "Bliss" was the name she gave me, and after the table dances, bliss is how I would have expected to feel after several private dances had I persuded that. Unfortunately, for me after Bliss's table dance, Mason Storm started her set. Mason did most of the usual "feature act" things, and her dancing was prety good. She has a great body, and was much shorter that I would have expected. 4' 9" and 106 pounds. She sat up a table near the bar and was selling DVDs and polaroids and signed photos. Surprizingly there was very little traffic at her table. So I went up to see what was available. I was amazed at how genuinely nice and friendly she was. She didnt have that jaded, I've seen everything attitude. She is not only very pretty, but also quite intelligent. I saw Bliss from across the room after my encounter with Mason Storm. It was late and I had to be at work early in the morning. Beers were $4.00 for a domestic longneck. I tipped the waitress $1.00 each time and never had to worry about my beer bottle being empty. The club is bright enough to see what is going on, not not so bright that you need to wear sunglasses. There appears to be an area behind the stage for groups that take advantage of the free limo service they offer. Cover if I remember correctly was $8.00, even with the feature there. I will try to find "Bliss" when I am back in town again.

This is the best club in Tucson. The lap dances are cheap and the girls are beautiful. The VIP area is upstairs but is only worth it on a crowded Friday or Saturday night. The dances are more expensive and the girls tend to hang out with you more. The club brings in show around once a month. If you have a group, call the club in advance and they will pick you up in their limo. Enjoy!

Formerly a great club, that has gone down hill in the last 12 months.
Girls are more interested in chatting to each other and the DJ than working the floor.
VIP room not worth the entry fee.
Girls vary from 5 - 7 with a very few 8/9 who strut round and are not interested in the customers.
Day shift is more value as they are friendlier and willing to work their dances

This is the club that has fallen the fastest and farthest. It's a shame. Being a daytime patron, the recent visits didn't impress me much. There are one or two dancers with the proper attitude, but the club has taken away the $11 couch dances so that the customer has only the $7 floor dance or the $20 VIP dance...nothing in between. You might be able to pay $15 in VIP, but your mileage will be indicative of the price. Dancers are leaving Ten's because of the problems at this club (too numerous to go into here). If you fork over the higher price, YMMV and there are two dancers that shine enough to be worthy of the big bucks. One of them is a long-time favorite, Julie, who gives a sexy, sultry, hot dance with her amazing body and gorgeous good looks. She has the right attitude. The other dancer will remain nameless to protect the guilty.

This club needs some help in several areas: management, personnel, talent, price structure, etc. All of these factors and more are contributing to the problems here. This once-great club is lucky to get a "6" rating out of me, but I'm hesitant to rate it less only because of a couple of dancers.

I had to rate this place a "3" because most of the girls there could not be considered anywhere near top-notch by any stretch of the imagination. There were a few really wild dancers that seemed to be really "into" being up onstage and turning on the customers. One was a dark haired latin babe who was grinding her crotch into whoever came up and gave her a tip. She was VERY HOT looking and I was wishing she'd come over to me and ask me if I wanted a dance. Like a dork I didn't request a waitress to tell her that I was interested. She even walked by me and I didn't stop her.
Obviously I blew it! LOL
The waitress's were very attractive and very cordial/helpful. Do they give dances, I wonder???
My visit was over a year ago on a Saturday night and the clientle was mostly off-duty military personell. The doorman was prety nice as well and gave me a free pas for the next time I visited the club. Based on the one HOT Laitna I would venture a visit if I ever go to Tuscon on business again. I thin next time I'll be more aggressive and actively pursue her for a dance etc.
One thing that turned me off is that a couple of dancers that I didn't think were very attractive tried to sit on my lap for a danceeve though I wasn't interested.

This was my first visit to Ten's. Went there on a Thursday night. I parked in a free parking area, and it was bought to my attention that the only parking I could make was valet. $3 for valet cost me $5 as the guy kept the change with an unwelcoming Thank You even after he made me park the car myself. Entry was $7. The waitresses were good. Very pretty. But the dancers were just about average. The dancers came in all sizes. None of the dancers stop to talk to you. Its only business at this club. Thier opening line is "Would you like a dance", and if you say maybe later, they are gone even before saying bye. The dances in the seating area are $7. Not much contact, and there is a $20 dance in the VIP room. Hold on, just as you start climbing up the stairs to the VIP room, someone calls out that there is a $10 entry fee for the VIP room. The dances were not impressive either. To end the ordinary affair, I stepped out, and walked to my car. But ofcourse the valet guy never bought my car back. Not worth the visit at all !!!! The only reason I gave it a 3 was for the pretty waitresses.

In town again on business. Haven't been to Ten's in awhile. Set up rather dark and porno theater atmosphere (Candy Store is a better choice but same type). Girls okay 5-6 with some contact, but just did not like the atmosphere, dark vs the fun have a good time vibe at Curves/Raider Reefs (see my reviews). Until I hear it gets a lot better you have a lot better choices in Tucson.

Not really as great as I remember it. The cashier gave me a week pass at the door for some reason, didn't feel inclined to return as the girls here were mostly 5's at best on a Wed night. May be better on the weekends. The one hot girl there was a U of A student, I actually liked her, made my evening. She had this totally indifferent look, look of disdain the entire time she was giving me or anyone else a lap dance, which really made my evening. She was cool once she started talking.

There's probably better times to be had in Tucson, but I may have just come on a bad night, because I remember last time I was here I dropped a couple hundred in the VIP room. Dances on the floor were $6.

Mid day, lunch, on a weekday. Not much talent of any type today, except for a Russian blonde with new boobs on her way to New York City to " Score " some big bucks. Two dances in the VIP section were rather lame, although she was a 9 or 10 in every way. Not many women there at that time, 8 at the most. None were special looking except Katya. Night time seems best?

Visited both Tens and TD's on a recent business trip. Ten's was definately better in friendliness and atmoshere.

On my 2nd visit the women taking the cover charge recognized me and gave me a free-pass. Wow.

They are the Hertz of the Tuscon area. They try harder. The girls were friendly and the interior reminded me of
saphires in Las-Vegas (only *much* smaller).

Ten's is similar to TD's in that there seem to be a lot of University of Arizona girls dancing there...which is a real plus in my book. They're all friendly...businesslike...and available for dances. I've never had to wait long at Ten's to find a dancer I'm attracted to who is available for a dance and a conversation. Good club.

They have been making some changes to this club lately. Mostly with the VIP couch area. It used to be $5 addmision to the couches and $11 per song. Now it's $10 and $15/song. Don't be fooled by the 3 for 2 special. The songs are shorter so you don't really gain much, also the 3 for 2 isn't available in the VIP areas. If you do want the 3 for 2 make sure the dancer is up for it, sometimes they limit to one song on the floor to get you to VIP areas and remember the songs are shorter. Basically 3 for 2 is minimally more time then 2 for 2. There are some attractive ladies (yes some live up to the name)here but I am not very good with names. The free prime rib buffet is good if you aren't on a diet.

Decided to drop into this club after a long absence. I remember why I don't come here often. While the quality of the girls are good ( a lot of 7-8's), the "energy" is not as good here as at the Candy Store, Curves, or even the Boat. Maybe it was the time I came (afternoon), but it seemed to me, to be rather lethargic. Only a few customers...and no waitstaff!!! I had two or three rather tame and mediocre laps (by Tucson standards)by some beautiful girls, but with no sauce, I declined any further entertainment. It seems this club is largely living off its past reputation.

Not bad, but there are better clubs in Tucson.

This is a large club with nice decor. Went on a weekday afternoon. Dances at your table were $6, $11 in the VIP room and $15 upstairs. Admission to VIP was $5 for unlimited vists, $10 for upstairs which also included use of VIP room. Tried a number of $6 dances and then moved to the VIP room behind the stage for better dances. My favorite was a tall French Brunette named Frenchie. No one suggested going upstairs and one dancer indicated that her dances were the same as the VIP. This was the favorite of all the lcubs I visited in Tucson and Pheonix.