the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Disappointing. No significant mileage from regular lap dances and the girls were all tall and most a little heavy. I like them cute and petite and there was nothing there for me. The personalities were nice, but that's not what I go to these clubs for.

Wednesday night from 10-12:30. $10 cover, expensive beers, hot waitress. Was with my roudy uncle and was eventually asked to leave. Tables around the stage were all "reserved", which kept nearly all my singles in my pocket. Very dimly lit, really loud music. All the girls were hot, not too many with decent breasts, though. On girls looks alone, the place is a 9. The rest brings it down. A couple girls were pushy early about table dances, but I wanted to settle in first. The two hottest girls I was waiting for never once stopped by. I guess they both kept busy with the dances they were giving.

Near the middle of a song I was asked for a dance and I agreed. Instead of waiting for the song to end she started right then and less than a minute later the song was over, and so was the dance. Learned my lesson.

A hottie with white fishnet all over and 80s hair tried to snap her shirt at me like a whip and managed to just knock the fake candles (and nearly my beer) off the table. Caught a good laugh from it and ended up getting some dances from her. She was cool and acted very genuine about enjoying my company.

I prefer to stick with one or two dancers when I find the ones I like. Sonny was one of two that got most of my attention. She was more affectionate than erotic, and that got me hooked. After four table dances from her and a few from some others mixed in she took me to the couch for a $20 dance, but the table next to it was so overcrowded she didn't have much room, and that made for a real distraction. That was a real ripoff, and to make matters worse, when I got back to my table our practically fresh $7 apiece beers were gone (my uncle had went out for smoke). Bouncer said too bad, because we didn't mark them with the secret code by putting a napkin on top of them. Waitress asked if we wanted new ones, but said we'd have to buy them, so we got up and started to leave.

On the way out my uncle apparently told the manager as we walked by that "they took our beers so we're leaving." He bought us fresh ones, and we returned to our table as soon as the bouncer and the waitress finished their private discussion (obviously about us) while standing literally over our table. Once they got out of the way We worked on our beers and each got a few dances. After about 20 minutes my uncle was ready to go but I had a couple more twenties that I wanted to spend on a blonde who appeared to be approaching me. However no coup-de-grace for me as the bouncer stepped up right before she got to me. He politely asked to talk to us and we followed him out the door where he again politely told us that he was going to have to ask us to leave. He claimed he had received some customer complaints, but that we were welcome to come back another time. He shook our hands offered us a taxi, we shrugged or shoulders and left. Granted my uncle was loud, but the music drowned out most of what he said, and 90% of the time it wasn't loud enough for me to understand him despite being less than two feet away. Left with a headache and a dozen unspent twenties.

Given the girls looks, might go back, but will try out other clubs first.


First, let me preface this review by saying I am a woman - a straight woman - who likes to occasionally visit clubs. This was the third one I had visited. I was in Scottsdale last fall on a business trip, and myself and some male co-workers had heard good things about this place. It is indeed a very intimate club, but is clean with adequate seating both at the stage and away. As I did not pay, I am not sure of the cover price ot the cost of alcohol, but the waitresses were timely in getting drinks and processing our check. The DJ was decent, as strip club DJs go, and there were really no nuisances or annoyances that I noted.

The dancers were all beautiful, with races, body types and looks to suit a wide variety of tastes. As with most places, I am assuming, the girls vary in their degrees of personality and friendliness. All of them are very attractive, so the big thing for me was the personality. I received two lap dances, and one was a bit cold; the dancer appeared to be uncomfortable around women, despite the fact that the club was teeming with female customers. The second dancer was sweet and very friendly, and seemed to enjoy dancing for ALL of her customers. This seemed to be the case for the majority of the dancers - they aimed to give the customers a very good time. If you're in the Scottsdale area, I definitely recommend giving this place a look. I am not sure what the prices were for the dances, as my co-workers paid for me; and based on the description of one of my colleagues, whatever he paid for the second dancer was worth it, as he thought it was rather hot.

I am sure the prices here are not on the low-end as this is clean, well-run upscale club with very beautiful women. But if you don't mind paying a bit more for quality, this is the pace to go.

Women here are absolutely stunning, all were 8-10. Really gerogeous. it is a very intimite club, really get to know your neighbor. the stage is up so everyone can see. Girls were very friendly, private dances out in the open, and with Scottsdale law nipples are taped, mind you it is see through. very nice club.