the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

This isn't really a strip club so much as a brothel. You enter the place through a metal detector. There's a lineup of girls in sexy attire. They frisk you - which is fun. You pick one and pay $75 for the room, then you go to the private room with her and negotiate whatever you want for prices ranging from $200 to $500. The girls are all types, shapes and sizes, generally pretty attractive, and the service is fun. I guess you could pay one to strip for you if you wanted, but that's not really what the place is there for.

This place is incredible. I went here after seeing the previous review. This place is not really a club, but rather an incall escort service. I went there after leaving another club disappointed. It was a little hard for the taxi to find. I called ahead so they were expecting me. I knocked on the door and walked through a metal detector. They then asked me to empty my pockets so that I could walk through the metal detector again. They also asked me to remove the battery from my cell phone, presumably to disable the GPS. No problems so far. They were just making sure I wasn't a cop or something. Then about 5 or 6 half naked beautiful girls lined up in front of me and said, "OK, now pick one of us." I was so surprised that I asked them to repeat it. Since I had already made an appt with Jamie, I chose her, but I couldn't have gone wrong with any of the girls there. Jamie took me back to this very comfy dimly lit room with a big couch. She pulled off her clothes and asked me to pull mine off. She then explained that there was a $75 fee for 30 minutes. What we did depended on how well I tipped her. The maximum tip is $300. I was prepared for this, since I had visited their web site. I won't go into detail what happened after that, but it was incredible. Jamie is a beautiful woman. I felt very comfortable with her. It was amazing. After my half hour was up, the club owner, Hal, called a cab for me. This doesn't sound like a big deal, but cabs in Phoenix are few and far between and usually take 30-60 minutes to arrive. Hal's friend picked me up within 15 minutes. This is a classy place and I will go there again. I won't waste my time at another club all night dropping $20 bills. This is the real deal. If you have the money to spend, this is the place.

Man, Oh man, I went to this club after hearing some dude on another site talk about it. He didn't say much....except. "Bring lot's of money". And, "DAMN YO" he was RIGHT. The place cost $75 just to walk in the door. And after you get to the room, whichever chick you choose you talk to her about what you want her to do and she will tell you how much $$$ that cost. I brought $$ and it Cost $$$$ - really, No lie. Shit, and I thought that was too much. But it wasn't - it wasn't even enough. Go to the website www.southwestattractions.com and see for yourself. You can check out the tallent there before you go. Use the schedule to see if girl you like is going to be there. And remember, if you don't know Benjamin Franklin. Get to know him quick and bring many, many of his friends. Because this place is all about the Benjamin's.

My rating of this club has a split personality. I give it a 9-10 for quality of the girls and a 2 for it's pricing and policies. It really isn't a strip club but more of a "private room" type of thing with very hefty price tags. Extra's are rumored to be available in the $$$$ to $$$$$ range and stop short of complete service. Certainly not my cup of tea, but perhaps yours? They also have a website available with more liberalized poses of their girls for a monthly fee. Some locals here describe it as a "ripoff" but that is more an expression of their distaste over their financial demands.