the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Went in on a Wednesday night. The club itself is pretty nice. Seems like a neighborhood place/hang out. Most customers were there to drink. Few laps on the main floor. Clientele on the lower end. Dancers ranged from average to below average. One 8 though. Most dancers did not even hustle. The ones who did ask for dances were unenthusiastic as if they were expecting to get turned down. Poor social interactions. Had one dance with a very young girl. Looked better from afar. Turned out not to shave her legs. Bad experience. Another from an older lady. She did not smell bad, but kind of an old scent...If there is such a thing. IDK. I would not go back.

I stopped in a few weeks ago on a Friday night at around 1:30am. The club closes at 2:00am so there is no cover after 1:30am. The club was dead but there were a few hot girls dancing. Mostly in the 6-8 range. I bought a dance from a girl named Connie. Very cute, busty red head. She explained the dances to me. $10 floor dance, $15 dance in the VIP area and to get into the exclusive area one needs a $20 bracelet bought at the bar and each dance is $20. It was late and I bought 2 $15 dances for the prices. She was very hot, very sexy and gave me every penny. There is light touching but I did not push it. Apparently at this time dancers also must keep their tops on, so it was clothed. After the dance she thanked me with a kiss on the cheek and I left very happy and satisfied with my short time in the club.

I am a dancer & I checked out this club as a prospect. The rules are very strict for dancers. Tip outs & fees are average. 4 stages total, 2 are only for special occasions. There is usually 2 stages going at once depending on the amount of ladies working. The dancers were all average too, not many 9-10s. (there are a few pretty girls w/hot bodies who stand out) The rest were mostly 6-8. Anything less than that is apparently not allowed to work night shift, but thats not to say only the ugly girls work days, the day shift ladies are nicer, give better dances & are just as pretty as the night ladies. Due to the strictness of this club, mileage is supposed to be very low but there are a few reputed "nasty" or "skanky" girls who, umm... grind pretty well but you have to find them. Dancers cannot drink liquor on the floor at all. Thus, these ladies all seemed very sober, unlike some other clubs where most the dancers are high on something or drunk.

Bliss is out away from the city. Just off I17 north of loop 101.
There are 2 stages and 3 levels of lap dances. Level one along the wall for $10/dance. Very low milage. Level two in a raised VIP area. Much better dance with some privledges depending on dancer for $20/dance. Level three is a seperate VIP area which requires $20 entrance and $20/dance, I did not try this one. Over all a nice club with attractive ladies