the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

Having been to the club by the same name in Alaska, decided to check this out on recent visit to Phoenix. Not even sure if clubs are related or someone just "borrowed" the name.

Overall, club is OK. The dry/wet nude/topless arrangement where there are 2 sides of the same club seems to be the best compromise I can think of with local liquor laws. Obviously you can't bring liquor into the nude side. However, I was a bit miffed when they wouldn't let me bring bottle of water the other direction.

Girls on the nude side were a bit more attractive, but I think that reflected the larger crowd (which came first -- chicken or egg). Overall average mix of girls, a few 8-9s, mostly 6-7s. Different shapes/sizes to suit your preferences. Dances on either side were nothing special, but I think that is just reflective of Phoenix -- and I am comparing to some of the best lap dance markets in the US such as Tampa, Houston, Dallas. Dances are out in the open, and low mileage in either direction.

Drinks are reasonably priced, cold, promptly served. Facility is very nice, clean, well maintained. Definite feel of a country lodge. Overall, I would go back if in Phoenix.

It's been awhile since I reviewed this club but if it's any indication I keep going back. Keep in mind that this is by Arizona standards which seem to have much stricter laws than other areas I have visited.

I highly recommend visiting this club on Wednesday night. My friends and I do quite often as everything is 2 for 1 on this night and I mean everything. 2 for 1 cover saves money right away. We then usually visit the topless side where they have a full service bar. The bar has an excellent selection liquors and beers alike. Dancers on this side are so-so. I think the most attractive dancers who want to dance in a topless environment do so elsewhere. Nevertheless, if none of the girls catch your fancy they also have multiple tv's around so you can watch the game to pass your time before heading over to the nude side.

The nude side does not serve alcohol per the law, but the girls on this side are much more attractive. Lots of girls with natural breasts and lots of girls in the 18, 19 year old age range. Dances on Wednesday are also 2 for 1 and although they are fairly tame by most girls they are somewhat worth it when they are 2 for 1. Regular price for a dance is $20 bucks so on Wednesdays you get 2 for 20. The also have bush dives for a dollar at the stage where you get a close up view of the kitty. I'm sure most other reviewers have mentioned this perk.

Anyway, this club would be improved if it were so handcuffed by the law and I my greatest wish for this place would be private dances as they only offer couch dances now. Even with these negatives, it's a good club made even better on Wed. nights with the 2 for 1 deals.

I came here on a Friday night, and by the time I arrived it seemed like half of Phoenix had the same idea. The place was packed, and maybe it was the cheap beer, because the dancers were not that hot. They were friendly enough, but looks were just so-so. the quality of the dances wasn't good either, maybe because it was so crowded that anyone dancing on your lap was practically dancing on the lap of the guy next to you. For that much crowding you'd expect the contact to be good but it wasn't. At least the beer was cheap, there was no pressure to buy dances, and the girls were nice.

As I continually get suckered by the cheap drinks (who can beat Widmer drafts for $1 on Sundays in this town?) I am reminded of how far the scene here has fallen. For some odd reason, about 4 Sundays ago it was an incredible night. There were several hotties and even with the "no touch" rule, it made for a interesting night. Then we have the last 2 Sundays which were as dead as it gets. Now here was something that sickened me, that one of the 3 dancers of the night on the topless side, who was of course the hottest, had her butt parked on a guy's lap who was very obviously a S. O. since he was getting away with way too much in terms of mutual contact. Now I used to go to a bar in the Chicago area where the hottie bartender would do the same thing with her boyfriend on slower nights. Do I need that level of discouragement at a tittie bar? I don't think so. After one drink, I did the obligatory nude side check which had the usual hotties who contrary to other reviews give NO CONTACT whatsoever. I then left for hopes of walking in on a better night, but for now it's on a one-month-long boycott. Despite my low ratings and frustrations about half the time I go here it'll end up sucking me back until I leave the metro area for yet another move to a warm climate, hopefully with better jobs and hotter strippers.