the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

UGH! Worn, dirty, nasty.
That describes the club, the atmosphere and the dancers. I wasn't going to have a private dance, but this BIG black dancer kept hounding me and finally told me "You are ready for me now!"
She was nice enough, and maybe she thought her agressive style was sexy, but I only said 'ok' because she would not leave. She had an ok face but she was too heavy and didn't smell fresh. I was getting sick!
After, she insisted I go to the VIP area for $25 a dance. I told her in a little while, and then when she walked off I hit the door and didn't look back.
This club is totally gansta with a few wiggers and some wierd lookin' white guys kinda preppy dressed. (Maybe they are getting their kicks by slummin' in the 'hood???)
Music is krunk and the sound system has the heaviest bass mix you will hear. (But the sub-woofer was shot and distorts badly.)
The server Dallas was real nice.
Most of the girls were nice and smilee and checked with me, but they were just not hot in any way. There was one little light-skinned spinner who was cuter that hell! But she couldn't dance at all, had a sour frown on her face and was only occasionally giving dances to the 2 younger thin dark brothers. I guess she was too good for the rest of the white guys with money.

This club is about average for Phoenix but would be 3 if compared to the rest of the country. Women here are friendly but like the competing clubs to the immediate west and southeast, the quality and variety just aren't there. I'm convinced that all the thick or bubble butt women have not only stopped working at clubs, but either left the state or went on crash diets! I think the atmosphere, draft drink 2 for 1 special every day and the fact they play ALL hip hop music are the main draws here. Most of the women are so skinny it looks like they stepped off the mother ship, or are out of shape. I got a couple dances from a hot Asian spinner, but her idea of good dances is shaking her butt at you from every conceivable angle! LOL The 1998 laws really ruined the clubs in this town and the economic downturn doesn't help since most hotties aren't going to stick around a town like Phoenix with almost nothing to do and little income potential. I'm probably moving to Houston within a year anyway.

I have been to Baby Dolls several times, and have been fairy comfortable there. Alot of the women are cute and sexy, and with the number of dancers, not all will catch your eye. So you can say there is someting for every one. Some of the dancers, lie about the prices of the dances and charge extra. The clubs sound system is not the best, it is way to loud and you should bring your own earplugs, because when you mention the sound volume it falls on deaf ears. All in all it's a place to have a good time.

Made a brief visit to the place and found a few interesting dancers in the range of 5-8. Had a couple of dances from a big boobed blond in the VIP area. While they were fun, they were not on the memorable scale.

While it is a pretty interesting place in the day time, I would be a little hesitant about ending the night in this area of Grand Ave. There is a large population of homeless/immigrant men who live under and arround the nearby freeway. It could be risky at night.