the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

Had the opportunity to come into the club TWICE within the last month. The club is small, but the drinks are reasonable. Usually there are between 4-8 girls working at any one time. The girls range from 6-9 with one girl "almost" a 10 :-). The dances are $7 are are done in a really public area against the wall with a bouncer sitting about 2-5 feet away. That said most regulars know the rules and I didn't see the boucer talk to any customers and there were large amounts of time when he wasn't at his chair. The contact is mostly one way. Some girls will do a little sly stickshifting but thats about it. All of the girls are enthusiastic about thier dances and seem to be having fun. I got a real drunk one one night and had some very good laps!! The dances are topless with no pasties now and generally I had a good time.

The club does not compare with any of the tucson clubs as far as variety and touching, but there is not much happening out there anyway so it is a pleasant diversion.

Came here in the late afternoon. The bar has been a long-time neighborhood bar before becoming a topless cabaret and still has the look and feel of a locals bar, even the customers, which are primarily blue collar workers during the day and are a mix of blue colllar and military during the evening when the dancers start, around 7:00pm. The door charge is 5.00 during the nights the girls dance Wed-Sat. The other night they have dart and pool tournaments, like local bars do!!.

The girls are mainly locals and range from your trailer trash, to the beautifull coed, to your single mom. The Laps are $6 and are halway decent. the girls do a good grind, but NO touching. I do hate the way the club is laid out, as the lap couches are on an elevated platform against the back wall and are visible to about every one in the club. Weeknites there are about 2-6 girls working at any one time and about 5-10 on the weekends.

Not a bad place, but not a serious topless club. They have some wierd rules and discourage the dancers with mingling too long with the customers, but the girls are friendly once you get to know them, just dont expect to chat them up.

I had a chance to drop by this club again after several months. I picked a wednesday during a lightning storm and the place was pretty empty, about 5 girls and about that many customers, with two plating darts in the corner! I got a two-fer-one well drink at $3.75, which got me two average size drinks. The door was 5.00, which in SE AZ is high, but then again tucson is over 50 miles away. The girsl were not half bad, and unlike the last time they are topless, no pasties! The dances were a lot tamer than tucson, but then again, you would be paying close to $15-$20 for this type of lapdance in California. As always this clubs employs the "crotch MP" to stare at everbody and ensure that no one has too good of a time with tha lapdances. Not bad and it is closer to me than the clubs in tucson, but not nearly as much fun!

I went in the club at 8pm. The exterior of the club was clean and the parking lot was well lit. I think the cover was five or seven dollars which I consider a little high for this environment but its the only stage bar for 75 miles so I pay it. Then the door guy has an IraqFlashBack and frisk me for guns, knives, and camera phones. I take a table about 10 feet from the dual pole stage. DJMike plays a variety of music from 70's to today. Six girls (Blue, Hope, Summer, Diamond, Lexy, and Meechele) worked from 7pm to 10pm with two more girls starting at 10pm. The pasties are gone and the club has evolved to the topless level. The stage dances were good. I particularly liked the acrobatic pole work of Meechele. Lexy had a lot of movement but should take style points from Hope. Summer delivers a grinding lapdance like shes working the woody in your pocket for a purpose. The vip area was a cushioned bench area that was completely viewable from every seat in the place. I bought a girl-on-girl dance in the lapdance area from Hope and Blue. The myoptic guard was obviously an off-duty Soldier from nearby Fort Huachuca. He stood at the position of "at ease" right by the vip lounge seats (practically in your shorts) awaiting misconduct. Kind of a distractor from enjoying the view of Hope & Blue. All of the contact was one-way from the dancers since you are required to sit with your hands under your lap or at your sides. Overall the girls combined average is a solid 7 but the environment is a weak 5. The facility and location have a good potential and could rate higher if the management reinvest the cover fees right and relook at the guard's observation technique.

Stopped in again, to see what's new with this club. Not much has changed. They have replaced some of the old seats with better ones. I really think that they are avoiding putting in a great deal of money into this club until it's more excepted by patrons and the area. Some of the more experienced dancers, those that have danced elsewhere have said that the place need a revamping and the owners will probably do something this year.
I was plesantly surprised at some of the quality of the dancers, there were a few 8's this time. Although the quality here is truly hit or miss. Being close to Ft. Huachuca, you get your normal supply of patrons from the army base, but the nite I was there it seem like ther were none.
Laps are still done in a very public place where everybody including the bouncer can see you so the contact is mostly one way and limited...but still far better than most "air clubs" in california, but not as good as nearby tucson.
The girls are pretty friendly and will sit down and just chat if it;'s not too busy, the club is small and it's more of a locals bar then a gentlemen's club, but worth the time if you;re in the Sierra Vista area.

This is a new club about 5 miles north of the entrance to Ft. Huachuca. I first came in here aroung the new year and I was real dissapointed, only 2 girls, a few customers and dancing only about 2-3 nites a week. I decided to give a return visit and I'm glad I did. It was a Wednesday nite around 9:00pm around seven or eight dancers, including 2 that I would rate a 8-9. Mostly blue collar crowd with a lot of GI's from Ft Huachuca down the road.

Cover was $5 and Laps were $6. The Laps are done next to the dance stage (2 poles) on a raised platform against the wall. Unfortunatly there is a bouncer who sits right next to the lap area and warns everybody about the use of your hands. The laps were OK. Some grinding, but not as good as Tucson about 45 miles away.

They have recently added more dancing nites, now from Tuesday to Saturday nites. The Sorry Gulch in Sierra Vista ( 5 miles away) has dancers tue & Thurs, but that another review.

Drinks were cheap 2 fer one when I was there ($3) and a good size!!.

All-in-all an OK place to spend some time, gets some laps, and not spend a fortune. Not as good as Tucson, buit if you down here on business or vacation, well worth a stop by.