the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

This place blows a good opportunity since it's the only place around for miles. The room is large with a center stage and much seating around the sides. But there were no dancers when I arrived a half hour after opening time. They gave me a discount on admission since I had to wait for anyone to appear, but I should have left. Too bad there wasn't another option. The dancer had those sexless acrobatic kicks and twists, very robotic. I tried a private dance but it was lame with no hint of contact or extras. Better to stay in your hotel with a wanker movie.

Um yikes. This place is like something out of a horror movie. Very dirty. Almost no one there. The two girls that were there clearly grew up near the palo verde nuclear reactor. Save your money, go to vegas.

I didn't have any lappies but they did have decent drink speacials. $4 beers. Thats just what you want though, liquored up horny truck drivers on the road to vegas.

went there thuresday about 10:30 or so 4 girls there and 2 other customers the hotty mentioned in the last revew must of gone to vegas as the 4 girls there were not worth even the 30minutes i spent there watched one guy get a dance at his table looked like the girl was in a trance and just didnt do a thing but wiggle her ass a couple times and took the money and left the guy wondering what happened. i left after that it could of been a very bad night for the girls but i wont go back to kind out. the girls were 3 and 4 the club management about a 3 and the club layout and looks about a 5

Stopped by Dream Girls on a Sunday night after a night gambling in Laughlin, NV. Not much can say about this place except it might be a good place to start a strip club. Three girls were working. One was born under the ugly tree, one missed half of her set every time cause she was "powdering" her nose and the third one was so unbelieveably hot that she seemed out of place in this dump. In fact, if it wasn't for the one hottie....I would have rated it a 2. The place is spacious enough, but it is extremely run-down. Three of us walked in and found four other customers sitting around an empty stage. We waited about 10-15 minutes before a dancer got to the stage. I spent those 15 minutes wondering if the ceiling was going to cave in from decay. After the crackhead finished dancing I was ready to call it quits....then the hottie came out! I decided the roof wasn't a concern after she got naked. That is when the next problem ocured.....the outrageous prices for a dance! I figured a place like this would be good for a bargain....WRONG! It was like $35 a song or 2/$60....what a rip off. The private area price was even more out of line! Not in a dive like this!! I threw a few dollar bills her way and I was ready to get the hell out of there. Hopefully the hottie will jump on the next train to Vegas and put her gifts to good use. Too bad this is the only place close to Laughlin. I would not waste my time going here.