the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Checked out the Champagne Lounge Saturday night June 28. They didn't have enough money in the cash register to "make change" for a 20. The doorman ended up getting the change off one of the dancer's who had alot of ones. After getting my wristband(It let's them know you are of legal drinking age) I went to the bar to get me a drink.

It took the bartender a few minutes to come from the back. It was the usual woman who bartends but apparently she had forgotten who I am. She made a repy to me in " Oh you drinking tonight huh." I said " I drink everytime I am in here." I got my budlight and went and took a seat near the stage. There were already a few girls up on stage dancing. The majority of the girls working were not all that hot. Most seemed to look like they were from the "hood" and I am not into those type of women.

There was 1 dancer on stage who had a nice body and seemed to be more of my taste. She was about 4'10 and maybe about 135lbs. Her stomach was flat and her waist was very narrow, but her ass was very round and she had some thick thighs. I coudn't see her face too well because of the lighting but she seemed to look okay. I got up and went to the stage to tip her. As always with this club you get contact at the stage. She bumped & grind her soft round ass up against my lap. She leaned back and asked me did I want a private dance and I told her to let me think about it,(I wasn't looking to spend much money tonight).

Well she eventually comes off stage but goes in the back to change. I had decided while waiting that she was probably the hottest girl here and I would get at least 1 dance from her. Meanwhile, while waiting I happened to see a dancer named Memphis come through the door. I had originally met her here back in January but had ran into her a few times since then at another club and found out even though she is hot, she doesn't have much respect for her paying customers.

After a while the dancer who I had my I on comes back out but decides to sit with a customer whom I guess she knows. I eventually had to lean over to her side while they weren't talking and ask her for a dancer. Of course, she said okay but waited until they put on the next song. We went back to the Booths but all of them were filled up. I told her we could wait for the next song. Well finally one of the booths opens up and we go inside.

I was already seated when the next song began, which is what I like. Tinkerbell(which was her name) dance was pretty decent. She is 1 of the few black dancers here that does not like for you to touch her ass. She grabbed my wrists and slid my hands up to her hips. I took that as a sign she doesn't care for guys to feel her ass which was very soft. When she was grinding on me I was enjoying the dance, but towards the end of the song she sort of just wiggled her ass in front of me and didn't bother to sit down on my lap.

After the dance was over I gave her a hug and sort of picked her off the ground while doing it. She stated that the hug felt good. No other dancer has told me that when I gave them a hug. She asked was I leaving and I said yes, she told me thank you and to have a safe trip back home. I immediately headed for the door.

The Champagne Lounge seems to go through cycles with having attractive dancers and not so hot dancers. Right now they seemed to be in a cycle of having the not so hot looking dancers working for them. Maybe in 2 or 3 months there will be some better looking ones here. The summertime just seems like a slow time for Stripclubs & GO-GO bars anyway. I might check back here in the next few months.


I went back to the Champagne Lounge on Saturday March 8th. The parking lot looked pretty "thin" when I arrived. When I got inside there were only a few customers and no dancers were onstage. I got a drink and decided to look at the basketball game on the bigscreen tv. It was kind of slow at first. There were a few dancers slowly coming in but I didn't really see anybody I liked. After a while one of my favorites Orgasm comes in and heads for the dressing room. She came out a little while later and came over and spoke to me. She was looking kind of cute, but I was still hoping that I would meet another beautiful dancer like some of the girls I met last time I was here.

I was hoping that they would have some fine "lightskinned" honies but they only had a few, one of them I knew who went by the name Sparkle. I had met sparkle at the "Stardust" lounge about a year ago. She is nice but her dances are average at best. After a while some of the girls got up on stage and started to dance. There was this fine little "brown skin" dancer up on stage flexing her ass cheeks. I gathered up some ones and went stage side. She kept bouncing her ass while I was by the stage. She backed her ass up toward the edge of the stage. She pressed her soft ass up against my lap as I was tipping her. The action I got stage side made me ask this dancer for a lapdance. I found out this cutie was named Aquaris. She agreed to do a dance and we went to the back.

Aquaries gave a good dance. She didn't do any dick feeling but she constantly grinded on my dick the entire song. I ended up getting two dances from her and went back out to the floor. I was contemplating on getting a dance from Orgasm but she had gotten into a conversation with some other customers. I did watch orgasm while she was onstage. She gave some of the other customers the bump & grind stage dances that she usually gives me. I knew I wasn't a "special" customer but "Seeing is believing". I had a few more drinks before I decided to get another dance.

I decided to get 1 last dance from Aquariis. I felt sort of bad that I didn't get one from Orgasm but I was just feeling Aquaris tonight and she is a little bit sexier than orgasm. Again she gave me a nice grind. My hands were free to feel her narrow waist and soft ass. I gave her a big hug and kissed her on the cheek afterwards. She asked me did I come to the club regularly, I told her about once a month. She said that wasn't on a regular basis. I asked her did she have a set schedule and she said no. She told me she was a college student. I didn't ask her where she went but just said " well I guess I will see you when I see you." gave her a hug again and complemented her on her cute smile.

I headed for the door after my dance. Tonight was okay. I met another cute dancer but there were only 3girls that I found hot. It is wierd that they had all these sexy dancers here last time but this time there were only 3 that I would call sexy. Someone mentioned that the "Black Chippendales" were performing at some club tonight. Maybe alot of the "fine" dancers decided to check out the Chippendale(sp) dancers instead of coming to work.



Went back to the Champagne Lounge on Friday January 18th 2008. My cousin and I arrived around 9:15pm. The regular routine was followed in being frisked by the security guy and paying the 5dollar cover. There was not alot of customers when we 1st arrived. We stop by the bar and got a few drinks before findin a table near the back of the club. We sat there for maybe 15minutes or so before being approach by a dancer named Cali. I didn't really find her to be all that attractive at first glance, not ugly but not a stunner either. She came and sat down with my cousin & I and immediately started trying to run "Game" on us.

Telling a strange guy that you believe he has some good dick, might influnce a naive person but it didn't score points with me. I took everything this woman said with a "grain of salt" including her saying she used to live in California & Dallas TX. Well she made a deal that I couldn't refuse by saying she would give me a 2 for 1 private dance. I though about it a few seconds and told her okay I would try it out.

We went back to the back to the private booths. She asked for the money upfront, which probably was a red flag since this club doesn't require the dancer to ask for the money before the dance. I only got 1 dance from her even though she initially offered 2. I just got tired of hearing he hustling like saying I could play with her pussy by sticking a 10dollar bill down in it. After the 1st dance she started into the 2nd one and I told her that I was fine with just the 1st one. I thought that the girl was going to go her separate ways, when she said that she wanted to follow me and see if my friend wanted a dance. I wanted to warn him, but she was already up on me when I got to the table. He agreed to the dance and later told me he got the same type of hustling that I recieved.

Well I was glad to be rid of her and in the mean time I sought out a favorite of mine named Orgasm who was onstage. Orgasm was looking cute as always. She did a good bump & grind on me stage side and even fondled my package in front of the other customers at the club. I had to wait for about 30minutes before I could get a dance from Orgasm but it was well worth the wait.

When she finally got me to the back it was "Mad Crazy" foreplay in the booth. She let me suck on her c-cup titties. She told me to squees her titties as I was sucking on them. Basically she got pretty wild back there. She asked did I want a 3rd one but I told her no because I didn't know if I wanted to check someone else out.

Well I went back out the the floor and rejoined my cousin at the table. After a while a dancer I had met about 5months ago named Strawberry came to my table. She didn't initially talk to me 1st. I guess she thought I was talking to orgasm I had exchanged a few words with while she was at the next table. Strawberry AKA Pam mainly carried on a conversation with my cousin. I didn't want to get a lapdance right then but wanted to make sure Strawberry stayed near. She went in the back with a customer sitting in front of us and stayed back there for what seemed forever. In the meanwhile I started scoping out other options that I might have to choose.

Well Strawberry was taking up too much time with another customer so I decided to get a dance from a beautiful and very fair skinned dancer named Memphis. Memphis was about 5'8 130lbs but very toned. I had to catch up with her as she didn't see me at the table. I finally cornered her near the bathroom area and asked for a dance. She took me around the corner and worked her magic.

Very good grinding from her and I in particular like it when she rubbed her "bare" titties against by crotch. Her titties felt firm instead of being saggy and soft. I ended up getting two dance from her but wanted more. I had reached my spending limit and decided to back off. Well not too soon after this My cousin and I departed the club.

As a whole I had a very good time tonight. It started off a little bad with Cali but Orgasm & Memphis more than made up for it. Hopefully I will get to go back here in the near future. Go check this club out if you like getting your money's worth and having a good time.

I went back to the Champagne Lounge on October 12, 2007. I paid the usual 5dollars for the cover fee. I was surprised to see that there were some customers already there at 9:30. I went to the bar and ordered a beer and checked out the scene. I didn't see my favorite "wetdream" around. I didn't know if she was going to come later on. There was a tall lightskin female on stage. She was somewhat slim but still had a nice ass. I didn't go to the stage immediately. I sat back and drank my beer for a little while. After I saw none of the other guys were going to go and tip her I made my way to the stage.

I found out the dancer went by the name "Cocaine". She was onstage making her butt cheecks pop when I got to the stage. She came near the edge of the stage while dancing. She lightly pressed her ass up against my lap while doing her dance. I tipped her some money and then went back to my seat at the bar. After she got offstage she came by and sat with me at the bar.

I asked her name and she introduced herself to me. I found out that she also works at the stardust lounge down the street. She stated she only works at this club every now and then. We carried on a little converstation before I asked her for a dance. She agreed to do one and stated we should head to the back before the next song begins.

We sat and waited a little bit for the next song. When the next song came on I scooted in to position and she got up and started to dance. Cocaine gave a nice lapdance. No touching on her part put she did alot of grinding in my lap. She may not be real "thick" but she still has a very soft ass. She asked did I want another one and I told her know(Didn't know whether I would see my fav or not). I paid her the money and went back out to the floor.

While out on the floor I ran into a dancer I hadn't seen in some months named Midnight. Midnight is nice and is a highmileage dancer but I don't really care for darkskin blackfemales & midnight is a little "heavy" although she still carries her weight nicely(Big legs & ass). I decided to leave the bar and come to the floor near the stage. I was joined by Cocaine a little bit later. We talked a little bit and I convinced her to give me a table dance.

Cocaine gave a very nice table dance. There was a good bit of grinding for half the price of a "private dance." After the song was over I handed her a 20 dollar bill because I didn't have change. I notice she just put the 20 in her little purse but didn't give any change. I leaned over and asked her " I thought table dances were 10?" She went back in her purse and gave me my change. I asked her did she want a drink and she said that she didn't drink. I sat there a little while longer enjoying the action.

In the meanwhile, a dancer I had met on my last trip named Orgasm was up on stage dancing. She wasn't getting any tips from any of the guys close to the stage. After a while I get up with a handful of 1's in my hand and went stage side.

She saw me and gave a smile. All I can say is what happened next made my night. Just like last time she got near the edge of the stage and started pressing her ass up against my dick. She grabbed my hand and placed it on her ass. I had started to get in the groove at this point and didn't care at all who was looking. I had my hands around her waist while she was "Dry humping" me stage side. I must say that we put on quite a show in front of the other customers. After it was over it seemed like the other 2 girls that were dancing had gotten off the stage.

She wanted to sit with me and talk. I had went back to my original seat next to Cocaine. I noticed that she didn't come over right away so I got up to look for her. She was stading on the steps near the table. I got up and went to her and asked why she didn't come over? She stated that she didn't like to share(Thought I was still with the other dancer).

She asked did I want to sit some where and talk? I picked out a table adjacent to the stage to sit with her. We talked a little bit and after a while I told her it was time to get a private dance. We headed to the back. We waited until the current song was over and then she did her thang. Lots of grinding, Hands squeezing her breast although they stayed under her top. She fell in love with touching & fondling my dick. She said something to me that I couldn't make out. After the song was over she asked did I want another one. I said I could only get one tonight. She said that was okay, and that she would give me another one for free. and she did give me half of the next song for free. At one point she pulled me off the seat and grinded on me while I was stading up.

After it was over she thanked me for the dance. I told her that I was getting ready to leave. She stated that I should stay a little longer. I asked her why? She stated that I might not be sober enough to drive yet(I had told her earlier that I was feeling the alcohol). I told her that I was okay and that I enjoyed her and would come back to visit again. I gave her a hug and left out the club.

All I can say is that I really had a blast tonight. This club gives way more mileage than any other club in town or nearby. I love these shapely black women who don't mind showing a guy a good time and giving him his money's worth. Go check out the Champagne lounge if you are in town. you will be glad you did.