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Crazy Horse Theatre

980 Market St
Market St Between 5th (Powell) and 6th (Taylor)
San Francisco, California 94103
415-771-6259
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Club Type: Nude
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 196

Cover Charge
  Day: 25   Night: 25
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 20
Avg. Drink Cost: 2

Private Dance: Lap
Alcohol: No Alcohol
Food: Snacks
Minimum Age: 21

Last Update: 04/30/2008
Beer and Wine - No
Full Bar - No
BYOB - No
Juice Bar - Yes

18 and over - No

Lunch - No
Dinner - No
Snacks / Buffet - Yes

Non-Smoking - Yes
Cigar Bar - No

Pool Tables - No
DJ - Yes
Jukebox - No
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Topless) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Nude) - Yes

Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes
Lap Dances (Topless) - Yes
Lap Dances (Nude) - Yes

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Yes
VIP / Champagne Room - No

Feature Dancers - Yes
Shower Shows - No

Membership Club - No

Hours: M-W noon-2am, TH-Sat noon-3am, Sun 6pm-2am
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Crazy Horse Theatre Reviews & Ratings

Reviewed By: rajasthanroyals Send Private Message to rajasthanroyals

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Review Date: December 26, 2008
Day of Visit: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Went on a friday afternoon and was pleasantly surprised by the quality of dancers here. Waited for about an hour before I took a lovely dance from Aisha. Very read more...


Reviewed By: Harper Send Private Message to Harper

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Review Date: December 10, 2008
Day of Visit: Tuesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
I visited CH on a Tuesday night in early December and was very disappointed. I only saw about 4 or 5 girls in the place, and really wasn't motivated by any of read more...


Reviewed By: echelone Send Private Message to echelone

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Review Date: November 28, 2008
Day of Visit: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Went on a saturday afternoon. Karma had a really sexy pink bikini on and stopped by, had a few dances from her and had a lot of fun. Milage was awesome. Will read more...


Reviewed By: raya Send Private Message to raya

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Review Date: November 27, 2008
Day of Visit: Tuesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
though i like the ch, this visit proves that your milage will vary. the technology at this place is definitely amusing. the dancers check in and out of the read more...


Reviewed By: Mott Send Private Message to Mott

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Review Date: November 25, 2008
Day of Visit: Wednesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
I was recently at CH for the afternoon shift and they're still using the unpopular "token" system for dances. Dancers there seem really dissatisfied with read more...


Reviewed By: BenJetts Send Private Message to BenJetts

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Review Date: November 18, 2008
Day of Visit: Tuesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Arrived around 8:45 and was there about 1.5 hours. Tipped cream first. She was pretty playful but went off with another guy. Then came a young hot asian read more...



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