the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

It's been almost a year since my first and only visit to this club. I was in town for a few days and a buddy wanted me to meet him here before we headed out to the streets.

Got there around 8:30pm and the place had only a few patrons but quite a number of ladies. Some pretty hot but most just baby's momma's trying to make some change. I hung out with my pal and Jada (cute little hottie that danced for me last time) for a while before deciding to make my exit.

None of the girls were asking for dances, so I did not persue. Still an okay to soak down some suds and watch some rumpshakin and naked girls. I chalked it up as probably just a slow Monday night. When I brought my buddy back to his car later in the evening the crowd (at least the cars in the parking lot) had picked up.



I have only been there once, but that one experience was great. The twenty dollar cover charge was a bit hard to swallow, but it was well worth it once I met the girls. They were all really nice and very hot. It was my first time at a strip club so the girl who gave me my first lap dance really gave me a 110%. She lied on top of me, rubbed her breasts in my face and even let touch her breasts. She was incredible. And the other girls who gave me lap dances were incredible. All the girls gave me lots of attention. The atmosphere was okay being my first time in a strip club. The DJ played some good music and the dancers were really great on stage. I didn't get a chance to go up to the VIP area, but hopefully I'll go back and get the full experience. I definitely recommend going during the day, because the girls really give each customer a lot attention. I cant' wait to go back.

Went the club to meet a friend who gave this place rave reviews. He is a frequent patron of the Palace and prettty much gets Presidential treatment from Management on down. So, he does have some bias.

I went there on Wed night and found the club to be a very nice mix of flavors - white/black/latino. Some were so mixed, you could barely tell the nationality - ummm ummm, good. Lots of 7 to 9's. A few 6's. Most very attractive and natural (boobs).

The club is BYOB so, I did not purchase any drinks inside. Dances are $20 for nice action (depending on the lady). I whad the pleasure a few doubles (girl/girl shows) from 2 of my buddy's favorites up in the VIP section. Oh what a feeling. Foxy and Jada were great to each other and to me. VIP is okay but I saw nothing out of the ordinary occuring that could not be gotten downstairs - management and waitresses pretty much left you alone up there.

Anyway, this is a nice club with great layout and atmosphere. But a lousy sound system that kept shorting-out.

I recommend a visit - YMMV on quality of dances and extras.

Let's start on a positive note - this is a well appointed, comfortable club. It started off as a high '8' just from the atmosphere on entering. If it is run correctly, it will be a great place to hang out. And that's the problem. Right now the Palace is advertised as a BYOB nude club. I was there for 2 hours on a Thursday night (10:30pm-12:30am), and saw about 15 girls take the stage. The good news - only 2 were silicon enhanced. The bad news - for a nude club - only 2 girls took their g-strings off. And they were 5's. A couple of the other girls would flash some beaver if you tipped them. But more of them were
more concerned with keeping their g-string in place - rather than dancing. One girl was dancing in full length gogo pants - just opened her bikini top - and was wondering why she wasn't getting any tips. Also - and I don't know if this was due to the number of girls there,
most would prance around the pole once or twice, go back to the back of the stage, take off their top, then come back and circle the pole a couple more times, and then walk off the stage. Not at the end of a song. Almost like they didn't want to be there. Then there would be a long gap (almost as long as some had actually been up there) before the next one got up there. I think the mgmt is trying to move the place to more of a "Gentleman's Club" (topless) that is the norm for the Dallas/Fort Worth area. At least according to one of the area flyers I saw. Just wish they would hurry up and make the switch. Because as it stands now - it isn't worth the $20 to get in - and the fact the hassle of the byob.