the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Visited this club on a business trip to Dallas. This club is completely a Lap Dance Factory. If you are looking for cheap entertainment, watching girls dance while someone else tips them, or have a girl sit on your lap for a half an hour trying to get you to buy a dance, look some where else. These girls are looking to give dances and make money. That means the main attraction here is the VIP room upstairs. It’s a smaller room with about 60 high backed arm chairs facing each other where lap dances are given. I arrived around 1:00 in the afternoon. There were 8 to 10 girls waiting for customers at the top of the stairs. The only time they would leave the VIP area is when it was their turn to dance on stage. The girls are Texas friendly and talkative, but make no bones about they are looking for dances. Dances are $20, fully nude, and from what I little I observed (the high back chairs work well) were all on the very nasty side. Lots of grinding and touching both ways. YMMV. I got a dance from Leslie. A perky brunette with a nice ass, nice legs and great tits. She had a non nonsense attitude and got right down to business. She came over to me shortly after I sat down and asked if I was a cop. I said I wasn’t and how could I prove it. She said I could buy a dance and we’d find out. After a very nasty dance which she insisted I explore all of her attributes she offered me the extras. They were a bit pricey but I have been offered the same extras at higher prices. (prices subject to change without notice) I elected to go with something in the middle. This girl is very talented and works hard to please. On the plus side the dance count goes out the window when you’ve upgraded from economy. It takes as long as it takes. I’ve had dancers call time and have to leave before the finale. On the negative, since you are not in private enclosure, you do need to keep an eye out for the manager. The other girls and their customers are not a problem since they are probably doing the same thing. I left very happy and satisfied. She offered to meet me after hours if I wanted to upgrade to first class, but I was flying out that evening and didn’t have time. (should have tried changing my flight)

I arrived between 8:30 and 9:00. The club was happy to take my $50 (!!) cover, but having read nice things, thought it might be worth it. There were no dancers dancing. None. Nada. Zip. My cover payment allowed me to go next door to Cabaret Royal which I did. (That's another review.) I came back after an hourish. Still no entertainment. Hung out half an hour. One dancer did a half-hearted routine on stage. I left. All I can say is that low ethics joints like this give the go-go biz a bad name and I hereby hand them the lowest rated review I have ever entered on this website. All it would have taken was for them to be honest enough to say, "Nobody dancing til XXXX o'clock." But No! If a joint has so little respect for a PL, no PL should bother with it.

O.K. I admit I went here during a slow time for them. Theya re a no-alcohol club ad open til 6am so they dont get jumping until after 2am. Fine. i was there at 8pm and the only person in the club except for 2 dancers, a dj, a bartender, a door girl and some assorted maintenance/security people. The weirdness was the dj rapping between songs like it was full house. That really cracked me up. I ended up going to the upstairs VIP lounge with one of the girls who started a very interactive set of dances. After 5 $20 songs (full length, by the way) she asked if I wanted extras. What she offered was too rich for my bankroll but ended up with some handy action. I dont know how crazy the place gets when it's busy or if the slow time is the right time to go. As always YMMV.

I went on saturday 26 2008. During the day it is very slow, arrived at 2 pm only a few customers maybe 6 or 7. There was lots of action upstairs , with the right girls ,anything goes. It is very expensive ,bring lots of money as it is very pricey. Admission is 30$ and byob. Most girls are 6-7 with a few 9s. girls are very touchy. At night it is very crowded and because of that action is very limited, no privacy. Upon arrival at 2pm I was given an arm band , good for all day. At 1am until closing there is a free buffet, but food was not very good, cold. Will go back during the day.