the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

I've been going to this club on and off for several years and it's not a nude club any more. It's changed and the girls now have the option on whether or not if they will get nude. I went last night for about 2 hours and very few girls danced nude. This change has just happened over the past 3 or 4 months. I found a cutie to dance for me and she told me it was $20 for topless and $30 for nude. I passed. It's a shame, this used to be a good change from the other strip clubs in Dallas but now it's just one of the other average strip clubs in town.

This is not a nude club as it claimed. The dancers on the stage are topless only. The Club charges very expensive door fee at $35.00 and parking of $10.00. Music is very loud, no seats available after midnight that Saturday. Much more guys than the dancers there that night, no one would pay attention to you. Warning: This club is for those of 20-30s who enjoy music more than strippers. If you are over 30 better not going!

Went to Clubhouse last night. As always the Valet's took good care of me.

This place is really hit or miss. Went in about 9pm and there were about 20 girls there. Most of the dancers were a 7 at best. They had most of the chairs on the right reserved for a "party" and the rest of the chairs we pretty much taken. When I was able to find a place to sit, several girls asked to dance for me, but I didn't find anyone that caught my eye.

I've been here before and there's always been at least one 9 or 10. Maybe next time ......

Cruising around the big D in February and decided to give this place a try after almost 2 years absence. It was a Wednesday around 2:00 pm. Selection of chicks was mediocre. About 7 girls, 2 7's, 2 5's, and the rest worn out and/or fat. Best looking girl was the bartender. Constantly nagged about dances from a couple of fat dancers. After a couple of sodas, tipped a trashy looking young blond on stage. She responded by thrusting her hand down my pants pocket for a long loving feel exclaiming that she just had to give me a dance later so she could get a better eye level inspection. Got a dance in a walled off area for $25 from her where she managed to molest me with soft sweet kisses and nibbles before I could manage to protest. After I finished she let me know that she was available for everything I could imagine and some things I couldn't. Would have been better had she not looked a little worn out for her young age. I would still rate her about a high 5 or low 6.