the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

It had been almost 18 months since I had visited Stilettos. Me and a buddy went on Tuesday night because of the normal 2 for 1 dances from 7 to 10. We arrived about 8:15 and no dancers were on the stage. About 10 to 15 girls were sitting around the outside walls talking or waiting to get going. Anyway, we sat there til about 9:30 or so with no stage dancing or nothing. Finally they started dancing on the stage around 9:30, the girls really did not seem to interested in anybody as far as asking for private dances, guess what soon as the clock strikes 10, wow here they come like flys on sh*t. Why open at 7 if no one is dancing, why have 2 for 1's if the girls are not interested. Oh by the way, the cover and drink prices do not drop due to the inactivity. What once was a great place to go has dropped way off. I doubt if I'll be back.

Went on a Friday afternoon, biggest attraction seems to be the lunch buffet that is included with your $5 cover. Several Mexicans were in the club eating lunch, but not paying too much attention to the dancers. Luckily, that left the dancers to a select few customers like me.

The $20 lap dances are performed in a raised area of couches surrounded with a half wall. Dances are kind of private when only a couple customers are getting dances, but not private at all when all the couches are taken. The dancers, like the customers appear to be all Mexican. Dances ranged from average to show the kitty to touch the kitty to insert finger in the kitty. In summary YMMV!

I would have rated higher if the dancers could habla English and the lap dance area was more private.

What an awesome club!!!!! Management is TOP NOTCH and so are the dancers. I went to work at this club for two weeks and had the time of my life. Dances are $10 for a table dance and $20 for a private dance. This club is getting ready to put in Champagne Rooms and judging by the flexibility of the lap dances, I would pretty much bet that the rooms will be "anything goes".

Square stage in the middle with two poles and fog machines built into the hardwood floor. Nice full lunch on Fridays for a $5 cover charge. Great food, great times.

Enjoy Stiletto's Brownsville.....I did.


I had not been to Stiletto's in about 2 years. I have been coming down to this area for business for the past 3 years and normally spend my adult entertainment time in Matamoros. But I have become increasingly uncomfortable over there after dark so I decided to stop at Stiletto's this past Tuesday night, which was 2 for 1 lap dances between 7 to 10.

The inside of the club had been completely rearranged since my last visit. The lap dance area is not really as private as it used to be. I arrived at about 7:30 and no dancers came out until about 8:00. All the dancers this night were latinas, which is fine with me. I had a 4 dances from one of the petite girls that was a asian-latina mix, and was very cute. She did not speak much english but, she was very friendly. I guess the rules depend upon the girls, however it was very touchy-feely for her and me... I was allowed to touch any where I wanted (did not try the kitty, since I wasn't sure if that was ok) and was encouraged to suck on her breasts and she really tried to get me off... great grinding, mixed in with and lot of hand and even a little blowing thru the pants.

Great time, the club did get very busy, must be due to the 2 for 1 dances, and it was difficult to get a girl to dance for you since they seemed to get snatched up as soon as they came off the stage. All in all, a great time and I will re-visit on my next trip.