the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

This is the worst place, I have ever been. I went there just for curiosity, and at the door they said you have to pay $60 for hiring a room for half an hour and you need to pay at least $20 tip for the model. I accepted and entered; they took my credit card and went to take the money. After that model girl came into the room and said that you have to pay at least $80 tip for half an hour. I was undecided for a moment, but I accepted to give, then girl took my credit card and went again...
When she came, she got undressed and started to dance, after a minute she got undressed, she said if you wanna touch, you should give $60 more.. I was undecided again, and I thought I gave that much amount of money, I want a good night. If it is $60 ahead of me, I will give that amount.
She dressed, took my credit card and went to take the money, again. She came with the credit card receipt to take my signature; she took my signature and went again out of the door...
She came back, when she start undressing, the cassette recorder stuck, and she passed one song away, which was from 6th song to 7th song.
She got undressed and she only allowed me to touch under her knee..
and What!!!
While it is on 8th song, she said that this is your last song..
I said "What the hell are you talking about, we just started with the 7th song, are you kidding me, I paid this thing $200 for just 2 songs??"
She said I am sorry, you just hired the room for 30 minutes, and it is ended up with the 8th song..
I said "OK! This is the last drop but OK, I will hire the room for 30 more minutes by paying $60 more, and you will do what you will do"(Btw, she was not doing anything, she was just allowing me to touch under her knees, she was not doing anything.)
She said "No, then you have to pay $140 more for my second session in this room"
I said "This is the last nonsense I am hearing, I am just going by saving my remaining money".
THIS IS THE WORST PLACE I HAVE EVER BEEN
WITH $200, TAKING NOTHING


After leaving The Yellow Rose, I arrived at Foxxies at 8:25PM on Friday, June 2, 2006. This is not a club but a modeling agency located on the service road on the west side of I-35. There was one gentleman just driving out of the very very very small parking lot. The club had a billboard sign in the parking lot adverstising positions open for nude models with a salary range of up to $2000 a month. I knew I wasn't into nude modeling but entered to get the facts, which were: $60 cover charge for the modeling room which went to the house; models worked strictly on tips, starting at $20. The more tips the better the modeling session goes; no touching of the models. The house girl also advised me that starting at 9:00PM that night, a freak show at the agency was going to begin. FREAK SHOW?? Hell, why not?? She explained that FREAK meant tattoos piercings, etc, but didn't inquire as to whether it pertained to models or customers. With BIKERS in town, it didn't surprise me. All of this was explained to me by a lovely female staff member whom had a model (rated 6) standing by her, I suppose in case I was interested, that model would have been next or the only one avaialbe, who knows? Anyway, it's my belief that if you flash enough $$$$, the models would probably (NOT FOR SURE) get very friendly with you and may receive two way contact, instead of "wanking Willy" yourself. I rated this 'club' or 'agency' a 5 based solely on it probably being the only modeling place in town and easy access to I-35, and not having any former reveiews done on it. If you're into the modeling thing, check it out, would like to see a review on it as to what goes on inside. Since it was getting late, I decided to depart Austin and check out Killeen, TX.

ADDITIONAL INFO:

I had called the listed phone number prior to arriving in Austin, and found it to be disconnected, so TUSCL can delete the listed number from club details.