the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

Went here again on my annual gofl trip with the guys...Tanya is still the bomb! They now have a cabaret style show which is very entertaining and pretty cool...it doesn't go on until around midnight and it's only one song but it is different! The guys enjoyed the club as well as we went 3 nights out of 4..Angel is also a dancer worth talking to but her dances aren't as high milage as Tanya's. this will be haunt everytime I come down to HH as the girls are consistently 7 and above.

This place gets better and better! Hadn't been since last October and was remembered by several of the dancers from my last trip. The quality of the women continues to go up and up..there was only 1 girl below a 7 and the rest were 7-9's, with one 10 milling about. The place was packed at 9 on a Thursday night...golf season is in full swing! They even had 5 girls get up on stage and perform a cabaret style show...very good! For the unitinitiated there are 2 types of dances, a $20 table dance, mostly air, and a $35 "VIP" dance upstairs where the girl can touch you and if you have the right girl you might get some touching in as well...be aware, this is a topless only club...girls to seek out would be Rachel and Tanya...both give exceptional dances. Trinity is great as well. I will definitely be going back here in 3 weeks on my next trip down!

Revisited this club on a recent trip to HHI...it had been 5 months since my last visit and the place hadn't changed much. It was a Thursday night and a bit slow so at I sat at the bar and bided my time. The talent there was all 7 and above with a few 9's wandering around...where do they find these girls? Well, Eastern Europe and Russia it would appear...just about every girl who approached me was from these areas and they were stunning. There were a few local girls, i.e. Savannah and Atlanta and they were smoking as well. The Atlanta girl even remembered my name from my last trip into the club...very impressive! The couch dances, while expensive at $35 (for topless only) will definitely vary by girl....the Russians give great couch while the Atlanta girl, Carey, as cute as she is, didn't do it for me. I guess we can't really complain as it's really the only option in town as Club Paradise around the corner can't compare in terms of quality or quantity...

I visited HHI on a business trip last week. I dropped in on this club and found it entirely decent, given that it is strictly hands off. There was a mix of dancers on the first night, Monday night, and it included some Eastern European girls, one from Budapest and one from Russia. There was no cover on Monday night, and a very pretty lady was giving massages, either at your table in the bar, or at her massage chair in the lobby/entrance way.

The quality of the dancers is high in appearance, and variable in ethnicity and personality. The two nights I was there showed basically all in the 6.5 to 9 range. More at the high end than the low end of the range.

There is a main bar and stage area, where dances are largely air, and 15$, and an upstairs couch area where dances are $35. That's right, $35 for one hands off dance. Like everything else on HHI, it is expensive. That is the bad news.

The good news is that several of the ladies made the hands off experience quite good and stimulating. Both of the aforementioned ladies did an excellent job of making the hands off dances very stimulating and rewarding experiences. Lots of nice views and quality rubbing of body parts on body parts. I recommend Destin (?) the massage lady to get the kinks out from your golfing, and then Pearl from Russia to leave you with happy thoughts on the couches. I don't remember the name of the lady from Budapest, but she was blond, very well built, and also good on the couch. There is a danger here, however.

I returned to the club two nights later. I returned after looking in on Club Paradise, see review there. Neither Pearl, nor the lady from Budapest from Monday were there. Instead, I got another couch dance from a very pretty, tall, somewhat more slender blonde from Budapest. Her $35 couch dance was much less stimulating. Only had one, and couldn't recommend her. Unfortunately, I don't remember her name either. However, there is more good news from Wednesday night. Anastasia and Jamie Lee, both lovely and well assembled were really fun on the couches. Anastasia (I think) was originally from Boston, has a great personality, and puts body on body very nicely on the couches. She's brunette, youngish, and is both personable, humorous, and highly recommended. Jamie Lee recently moved to Savannah, is a student of the history there, and has experience in Vegas as a dancer. She is a bit more mature, but still young, very pretty in a Vegas way, and highly accomplished at couch stimulation. Both of these ladies are built in a way that would make you stop and take notice if they walked by you on the street in jeans and a blouse, and probably gawk if it were jeans and a crop top.

So go, and enjoy and budget high, cause you're on HHI.

Greygolfer