the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

Parkway has really come up in the world. Instead of dollar air dances, they now have ten dollar couch dances, and the place has a friendly blue-collar feel. The dancers have to stay covered up (hence the 8) but the day shift mid-week last week was fantastic. There must have been almost a dozen girls working the shift.

After a couple warm-up table dances, I had two couch numbers with Sky. She's got sensuous long hair and knows how to use it--should have asked her if she's been to a tantra workshop. Sky has smallish, pert breasts and a butt to die for. She could be on the sensual gymnastics team. I never expected to find such happiness at Parkway, but I'd rather hang out there now than Red Barn.

For Grand Rapids, I would rate this a 7. Some very nice looking girls and a very friendly atmosphere. The Ordinance is still in effect keeping the dancers tops on, but I see from twoshed's site that the battle is still continuing, so there is still some hope the top might come off again. Then number of dancers has increased lately, especially on friday's. My favs are Mia, Gina, Sage, Tori and Kristy. Probably somebody I forgot. I know its not topless, but its the best we have!

Parkway has kept its neighborhood atmosphere. It doesn't have the glitz or the pressure of Showgirls (which is about 8 miles away). The GR ordinance is pretty strict and the afternoon DJ is quick to enforce the rules. It's a good place to relax in the afternoon, however, if you don't have high expectations. After a dance on stage,each girl wanders through the crowd offering table dances for a buck. There no pressure, just the delight of perfume and the electric accidental brushing against your leg.


I haven't done a review of the Parkway since December, but not much has changed. The ordinance of wearing a top and bottom at all times is still be enforced while the legal system slowly grinds away. I am pretty much a day guy and enjoy flirting around with the girls. Most are friendly and like to have a good time. Gia is back and looking great! Attitude seems much better also. Just a place to kick back and hoist a few.