the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Caught a glimpse at a billboard for this place and decided to stop by. From the outside, I at first thought it might have been just a bar (especially with the Saloon name). Inside, there's a bar toward the front and a larger seating area in back. The girls performed on a lengthy J-shaped stage. Lots of seating, with some tables and some comfortable seats along the walls. Seemed like there were more bouncer-guys than visitors on the night I was there. Stage show seemed tame but decent. Private shows were in a little room up front near the door and were not so private, with a bouncer popping his head in every now and then. On the simple $20 private dances, touching is completely excluded, but the dances I got that way were still pretty good nevertheless.

Boy can looks be deceiving. I stopped into this place on a Saturday afternoon on the way back to Detroit. At first it seemed like your ordinary biker bar. Not to mention it takes a while to get to, not exactly right off the highway. But then you get a look at the backroom, really big, nice furniture not shabby or worn at all. Now for the important thing, the girls. 90% of the women here were pretty or better than average. And only one had a weight problem. The dances take plce in little rooms up by the main bar so they were typical, not a lot of privacy. But the girl I had, Robin, put her breasts in my face and really rode my lap. Dances were cheap, about $10-15 including tip. And the drinks were very cheap. Overall a nice plce, just off the beaten path.

had been here before-good stage and dollar dance action-terrible private dances. Well, this night. the bouncer was distracted for a while. Lola started with a good friction lap. When she faced me, she put my hand on her boob. After some dirty talk, she was stroking my cock. I started rubbing her slit through her thong. She said go for it so I inserted two fingers while flicking her clit with my thumb. We weren't able to finish but her sucking my wet fingers and thumb was very hot. When Bozo returned, she tried to get me off with her knee but it was no go. We had a drink-she wasn't comfortable doing takeout though she admitted she liked my cock. Every so often, I'd crack her up by smelling my fingers. Thanks, Lola.

Nice looking girls but they are forced to wear latex over thery`re nipples and nylons. The club is dark and the dances are not very good at all plus the dancers hound you for drinks much like Deja Vu but these drinks cost alot more. Weird hours as well, Dancers don`t start until 7pm and the bar is located across the street from the police station. Definitly one of the worst clubs I have ever been in.