the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

I've been to Honey's before and have read reviews about what is 'available' on the menu. So I decided to take advantage of the VIP room. Around 1:00 a.m. they offered a 15 minute VIP room special for $100, rather than the typical $150 for 30 or $250 for 60 min. Several of the dancers had indicated that even though a bouncer walks past the private rooms during each song, they do not check the VIP rooms. I figured I would at least see what was on the menu.

I debated between Chantel (buxom, natural, slender, african american woman), Liz (cute, natural, slender, hispanic woman) and Chloe (slightly larger, busty, brunette woman). I decided to choose Chloe, because her hints had been the most overt. She did not disappoint.

As soon as we entered the dirty, dungy VIP room she began explaining the menu. Nothing was off-limits, but everything was safe. I chose a translated oral conversation with Mr. Happy for a $50 tip. Each time another dancer came to enter the room, they would knock on the wall before entering. When they found the room occupied, they would move on.

Chloe said that not everyone provides extras, but that most do. She said you can get a pretty good idea from the things they suggest while sitting with you at the table. Most are upfront. She mentioned promise, but do not deliver, but most are honest.

Hope this helps you truckers who are passing through on HWY 20.

I stopped by Honey's last Thursday after being away for a while. Paid my door fee and then sat down. A cute slim ebony dancer came over and sat with me for about 30 minutes, playing with her left nipple the whole time. Gave me a offer to be satisfied for a fifty dollar tip. Did not do FS so I passed. A young caucasion girl came over offered to make me happy for fifty, everything covered. If things went well she could meet me outside the club. Since I was on a recon mission I passed and watched one fairly heavy girl dance then left.

Another visit to Honeys finds the same things, which is good. Same girls, new girls. Good prices if you get the four for $60. Girls that will dance (Diamond, Destiny)and a few who will make you come back for more. Yeah no bar or waitresses. It's a private club and as long as you behave you can always come back for a good time. Tip at the stage, pick a girl, enjoy. VIP rooms for $150 a half hour I believe. Too much for me, but I've seen guys use them. Recommended.

Stopped in after not being here for a couple of years. It was a Friday night, and even though the place has been remodeled, I see no difference in this place. Girls are mostly ethnic, and it is pretty much anything goes if you flash a little cash. 50 bones and I got exactly what I wanted from the little latino girl I picked out. I believe anything was on the menu for a little more investment. Scary parking, but I was not hassled nor did I feel in danger once I was in the club. Overall a decent experience.