the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I visited the Malibu again last week. I was surprised by the number of dancers. The girls take it all off on stage. A dollar tip at the tip rail gives you a close-up view and boobies in the face. Drinks are not expensive. I bought 3 dancers wine and two soft drinks for a total of $9.50, can't beat that. The girls are friendly and appreciate being tipped. All but one was black but if you like big boobies and big booties, this is the place for you. I didn't get any private dances this time but I will return.

Visited this club a couple of weeks ago. Hasn't changed inside for several years. The girls weren't the best looking maybe 5's to 7's. Four dancers and 3 of the 4 were black. No problem with that as they were more friendly than the white girl. On stage they would get totally nude with plenty of spread shots especially if you approached the stage with tips. Only about a dozen customers in the bar at 8pm but one of the dancers said it picked up later at night. I didn't stay to find out. If you are looking for nude dancers, this place might be for you. I didn't try any private dances but will on my next adventure there. It's worth a return visit.

I had a really good time here but it was not really because of anything this club did which is why I rated it really low. The girls here were about 6's to 7's, except for one hot Janet Jackson looking girl. The good Janet, that is. Unfortunately she was one of the nomad dancers that seem to have infiltrated the central Indiana and Illinois area. Also like 4 of the 6 I have met in depth, she was from Wisconsin. Unfortunately the house mom chased her away from my table after several hours to get her to circulate which was very rude but I told the dancer I understood that it was a job and not really social time. There seemed to be no interest by most of the girls in chatting with the customers off of the stage. No one except "Janet" (I've forgotten her name) approached me for a private dance. The stage shows were pretty good, the girls worked it well and are fully nude on the stage. I had a dance with Janet that was good with decent grindage and good views of the kitty but seemed to be cut short by the DJ. The private booths are odd, they are about 12' by 6' with a 6" raised platform on one half and a table and basic diner chair on the other.

This is an all black dancer and mostly black and Hispanic clientele club. As a fluffy, white, late 20's guy, though, I did not feel out of place or uncomfortable at all. The DJ was extremely annoying, to the point of hilarity. The floor lay-out is useless. Unless you are right up front there is almost always someone in your line of sight of the stage. They use basic diner tables and plastic covered chairs. The beer was cheap and in cans. It seems to be clean and the restroom smelled okay. The waitress was attractive and circulated frequently enough when she realized I am a thirsty person. Dancer drinks were charged at the regular menu price and were not watered down. When I offered to buy her a drink, she politely refused and said she couldn't drink on the job.

I think this might be a place where you can get a rare find but it might not be worth the effort. I feel I need to give it one more shot some time. There is just something I like about nude clubs but I have to give this a lower rating because most of the dancers just were not very accessible. The last time I was in this area, about 2 years ago, The Silver Bullet it was a much better time over all.

This is not a club you want to visit. A complete waste of money and time. I never felt safe here and never seen a girl that would warrant a visit anyway. This used to be a great club but that was 10 years ago. It never recovered from the raid by the county. Don't waste your money. Go to the other club in town and have a good time.