the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I stopped by here last week and it is a place I only go to maybe once or twice a year. The club is very large, divided into 2 parts. I prefer the smaller half which is open when the club is slow. The smaller side allows for better viewing at the stage as the stage in the larger side is kinda too large. Plus, the lighting is always way too dark. The girls here are usually average to above average. I have seen some flat out babes and some girls who should look into another line of work. The dances are 25 each and can be great with the right girl. If you get one do it when nobody else is in the lap dance area and you increase you odds for more fun. There is absolutely no chance of anything but the standard dance as far as i know. Beers about 4 bucks, cover is around 5 bucks. Overall, a good stop, although a little out of the way.

I went in last Tuesday. There is a room with a stage upfront and then the main bar and stage in a larger back room. There were about 7 or 8 dancers. In my time there, they started with one girl doing a 3 song set, and then when a crowd showed up, they would have two girls at each end of the stage doing 2 songs at one end and 2 at the other. Some of the dancers were hot but a couple shouldn't be dancing. I had one early negative experience as one of the dancers just sat next to me when I was stageside and when I tipped the dancer onstage, the two girls just went at it. I don't mind watching girls get it on like that, but it wasn't my idea and I really didn't want that to happen, at least before I had some personal attention from the onstage dancer. So I just blew those two off the rest of the night and got a couple of extraordinary private dances from a couple of the other ladies. I also witnessed the waitress singing one of the songs karaoke style, which I never seen before at any stripclub. For the most part, I liked it and will come back when I am in the area again, but I didn't like those two girls, so I have to downgrade my rating to 7.

I had heard good things about this club so I decided to drive the 1 hour or so from my town on a weeknight.

I give the club a 4 only because it is on the newer side and has decent decor, a separate lap dance area, and a decent stage. The girls are young and attractive as well.

However the quality of the girls in terms of customer friendliness is very poor. I stayed there for over an hour, and there were about 15 customers, 5 or 6 with a birthday party. In that time I saw only 1 lap dance and all the dancers (there were about 4 working that night) were interested only in talking amonst themselves or their friends. No dancer even approached a customer that I could see.

Overall a lame experience because of poor dancer attitude and I won't be back.

Dropped in about 5 on a Thursday afternoon for my first visit to HHS. The large (rear) bar area was closed (until 8 PM - I later learned) and the small (grubby) front bar was all there was. Only 2 dancers. Madison, mid 20s and very good on the ratty little stage (in spite of the 1 spilt drink ;<) ) and a tall young lady just getting started - 21 yo and first month dancing. Both were appealing and friendly.
Other writers were accurate, this is your friendly neighborhood bar plus ladies who strip naked! I visited with both girls (easy since there were only 4 other customers and 2 of those were only there for the drinks) I did tip often at the stage and had one lap dance with the younger lady - her inexperience absolutely showed!! She said they do $20 topless dances and $25 nude dances, but they cannot grind with the nude dances so I took the topless (paid $25 anyway). Lap dances are on a couch seperated from the front room by only 2 plastic plants. The young lady was nervous and a bit rushed, actually it was cute and fun even if it wasn't the sexiest lap dance I've had. The manager watched the dance and that made the girl even more nervous. No privacy and little opportunity for more than the advertised dance.
Mixed drinks are not cheap, but I was drinking soda and they charged me only $1 per served in a highball glass. I cannot rate this club higher than a 5 since there were only 2 girls and all I got to see was the run down front bar, but what the ladies told me was action gets started about 8:30 in the back bar and the nights "rock." The afternoon was friendly enough to convince me to try it again.