the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

Not a bad time for a Thursday night. The crowd was kind of thin. This was a plus because it leaves the dancers more available. This place changes like an iceberg. SLOW! Although the changes are few you get The benefit of knowing what you are getting before you walk out of your front door.

The dances themselves were good for one way contact. A little tip money will let your hands wander. Isn't economic slowdown great? For the price of a normal air-dance at other Illinois club you can get a good grind and a handful. YMMV

Monday evening and stayed through 8 PM shift change. The Whites Sox were on the tube and there were about 12-15 customers in a relaxed vibe, chatting up the bartenders and each other about sports, weather and such. The dancers were available and not too pushy about getting private dances and Jimmy's seems like it does on most occasions: A neighborhood bar with topless dancers on stage and who will give you a full contact lapper for $15 a song. The DJ is not obnoxious (except for Sal) and the songs are full-length.

Mon-Wed, you can still get a pitcher of MGD Light for $5 and lunch is good during the day. There are Nick & Gino's pizzas available at night and drink specials on Thursdays.

There is a need for new talent at Jimmy's. The biz is slow everywhere and most dancers are staying put. A few regular customers, I guess, are better than none.

It's simply a bar with a stage and DJ. Some comfortable booths for private dances and about a dozen dancers at night during the week and more on the weekends. Not bad. Not Great.

Been a while since I reviewed Jimmy's. Here is the deal...

The prices have held the same:
$0 cover
$3.50+ Drinks
$15.00 Dances (a bargain)

What is different is the quality of women. It seems like the middle of the road dancers they had here in the past have gone both down and up in quality. 4-8 now with few in the middle range. The dances continue to be an excellent value with the right lady. Some light breast and ass fondling was allowed by a couple of the dancers. What can I say, Jimmy' is Jimmy's nothing much changes here other than the faces.

CHEERS with Tits and Ass. Never a Cover Charge and Open 7 days a week. You want a place to get some cold brews or reasonably priced drinks and shoot the shit with the dancers, bartenders and staff? Then what the Hell are you doing reading this crap. Get ya ass on over to Jimmy's and get a pitcher of beer and watch the game, watch the tits and ass on stage or listen to the Bullshit one of the bouncers or bartenders are throwing down at the bar.

It's kinda like a local barber shop hang-out where the dancers will give you a topless dance for a full-length song and "If you touch, you gotta go ..." Oh, they can touch you. Some can and some do. Maybe not you, unless they know you. Introduce yourself. See, that didn't take much, now, did it?

The food is good during the day and you can get a pizza at night, if you're hungry for something other than tits in the face and an ass across your lap.

No, this is not a destination joint and you will not find magazine models and actresses here. You will find REAL women with their flaws who are able to string a few phrases together and will offer you their opinions as you sit and chat. It's not a "U wanna dance?" and vanish. Be prepared.
They may want to spend some time and get to know you on their dime and time, before getting intimate in the VIP. One price for all. It's $15 a song. No ups and no extras.

Look over at me smiling. Its CHEERS with T&A. Who needs another?