the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

After moving away a year and a half ago, I visited town the week before last and came in here on a Thursday night. The sad thing is, this place sucks just as bad as it did on the bad days I remember and then some. Lots and lots of ugly chicks. They were very pushy and at one point a typical dumpy-looking Chicago woman with saddle bag hips comes and sits on my lap, I say no and she says "next time I come over I'm going to jump you", to which I replied "it's polite to ask first" LOL I so not regret moving to another state, it's funny. Anyway, the only two semi-hot chicks were preoccupied all night and one was making it obvious she'd rather spend time with her regs. Fine with me, I doubt I'll ever be back. The staff here is still cool but it's not their fault they live in a very liberalized city where women control the social scene completely.

Two recent visits (early evening on a weekday. HELLO (is anybody home ???)
Club 390 used to be a destination club, where guys wanted to go for a few lappers, Champagne Room VIP, a light meal, drinks, cigars, sports, etc.

I counted 5 dancers and less than a dozen customers. The DJ kept taking song/stage breaks so that the few dancers could TRY to make a connection before returning to the three-song set on stage. The Club is located in an industrial area of a deteriorating South Suburban community. You are not going to drive by this place without having seen or heard ads, or received word-of-mouth recommendations. That's a shame. Good Club, good people and lots of potential going to waste.

I know that some dancers have sought better fortunes elsewhere and may return when the weather returns to spring/summer climes. I don't know where those places are; however most of the glitzier Gentlemen's Clubs are suffering. You can't get blood out of a turnip and guys are paying TOO MUCH for household and auto necessities to shell out hard-earned cash for expensive lappers, cocktails and the like.

I did enjoy a few dances with KayCee, who is built like a Brick shithouse and gives an awesome fantasy dance. I like the comfort of this place and suggest that you at least check it out and consider it for your next Bachelor/Birthday Party. I'm sure that Club 390 Management would be most accommodating.

Arrived at Club 390 at 10 P.M. on a Saturday night. Cover was $10 with a free mandatory coat check. When you walk in you are greeted by a host who will seat you. I went with VIP seating located by the VIP dance stage. They have two VIP seating areas, one is located by a small dance stage and the other is located in a private room with couches where you get bottle service. You can sit in both places for free but you have to pay $10 a drink even if it is water. The main stage is located in the center of the club and has two poles on it with two girls dancing all the time. Their first song is clothed their second song is topless. The chairs in this club are some of the best around. No bar stools in this club. The floor managers were great and the waitress I had was excellent. The place is clean and classy. They play the music a little loud, but it is a strip club.

It looked like their were about 30 to 35 girls working that night. A good mix of all races. The had about 5 who were smoking hot and the rest were average to above average. I had lots of girls come over and sit with me through out the night. The management here is awesome, they let the girls hang out and drink with you as long as they want. I have been to other clubs were the girls have to keep moving, but that wasn't the case here. I decided to get a lap dance from a hot blonde who sat and had drinks with me for 45 minutes. Their are three places you can go for your dances. The Executive Lounge is $350 a half hour, the VIP Lounge is $300 a half hour or the back room which is $20 a dance. I went with the $20 lap dances. The back lap dance room is a nice set up. It is about 30 couches with dividing walls between each couch. The dance was topless with full contact and she let me touch her all over. I couldn't stop with just one dance. It was one of the best dances I have had in awhile.
I like this club and think Club 390 is best between Sky Box, Club O and Atlantis. I highly recommend this club.

Came here on a Tuesday night around 2 am. Took advantage of the burger and beer deal for 5 bucks. Got some dances from this tan blonde named Mary Jane. The dances were alright with some foot action. I only partook in 2 and then decided to head off and leave cause I got a call from the gf and had to go home.