the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Not too bad of a place. I normally visit later afternoon, so maybe not the same crowd as the Thur Night - Saturday Night crowd.

50/50 on the dancers being too pushy. I am more of a watcher than a lap-dance specialist, so it will take something special to make me spend the shekels in my pocket.

The girls are all average and above on the midday shift, with Thursday shift being above average. There were a few that I would have considered dances with.

$20 gets a topless, with $30 full nude. The $20 is average, haven't had the honor(?) of the full nude dance. As expected, mileage will vary.

The waitresses are very kind, and like some clubs, I would rather have a dance with them then some of the dancers. The bartender on this Thursday was oustanding.

Drinks are avg price, $5 for domestics. There are some specials, just not my bag. Wide Open warehouse-type setup with Large displays on the wall ~25 ft up. Interesting.

Overall, I'm ok with this place.

I love polekatz !!! the location, the atmosphere the food the girls the fact that the girls can choose their own music, the bouncers my favorite one is Tommy! hes like a host too he's awesome. they have good bartenders i have never had to complain about my drinks. they have a shot girl that passes out raffle tickets when you buy a shot on the weekends and they raffle out stuff like flasks, porn or some of their polekats logo clothing and accessories, even the bathroom attendants are nice. They always have some sort of special going on, on Wednesdays its amateur night where for girls who don't work there but want to compete on the pole for Up to $1000 in cash and prizes, their valet is 5 bucks and admission is 10 bucks, on the weekends u get a bigger crowd then during the week as expected, all the girls who work there are present on Fridays and Saturdays, Thursday nights is theme nights so many guys are happy to go that day, the girls are very friendly so far none are stuck up they are all fun. My favorite girls so far are Jada, Brazil, Tony and her identical twin, Asia, and Dark Angel, i have not gotten to see every girl that works there dance and some i don't remember their names only cause they don't seem to have as much fun doing what they do... i hate when a girl is up there just crawling around and talking to one guy for a long time instead of busting out with some dance moves or pole tricks i love when Jada climbs the pole all the way to the top as fast as she can and slowly comes down while still dancing and finally coming down and doing a split. lap dances are like 20 bucks for topless and 30 for full nude they do have specials sometimes for lap dances too. they do bachelor and bachelorette celebrations there as well as divorce parties haha. The VIP area is nice it will cost you to get up there normally you have to get like a $200 bottle but they are nice enough to see it for you if you do not finish it for the next time you come :) i have been there already 8 times so far and i just discovered polekatz 3 weeks ago. Guys will love this place and im straight so straight girls can like it too its a nice classy cool place to hang out with friends and have a few drinks, it beats going to a regular bar thats for sure. Remember to tip the girls well! i think they deserve it. Over all this is thee best strip club in and around the chicago area. Untill further notice :)

First time here, stopped by around 4pm Friday. $5 Valet Parking. Big sign inside entrance next to an unmanned and empty coat check room says you must check your coat. No obvious doorman either but I'm pretty old so maybe they just didn't bother, if there was a cover, I didn't pay one and carried my coat in. Probably different at night.

Nice place, nightclub atmosphere, big, two pole elevated stage, seating on padded stools with backs at elevated tables. Drinks were a bit expensive $8 for call brands, did not price well drinks or beer. There is also an open Champaign Room upstairs that was deserted at the time.

Probably 15-20 girls working most were 7-9, a couple 6s. Dances are $20 topless and $30 nude. Songs about average in length, that is not the 2.5-3 min edits you get at some places. Tipping at the stage get you a really good show compared to other places and a standard off stage follow-up for a LD. Unoccupied girls were not patrolling for dances. Many regulars Did not get approached for dances unless I tipped on stage first. So don't bother waiting around for girls to drop by unless you're a regular or in a group spending money. A blue ticket gets you 2 for 1 dances. Dance room is lined with padded high back benches. Hands must remain clear of 'strategic' areas, no butts, no boobs but the girls make up for this nicely. No stick shifting, but nice contact.

Got a blue ticket and took Diva back for a 2 for 1 special and opted for nude dances. A tall eastern european blond with an awesomely fit bod and nice boobs (implants). Can only describe it as a classic, full contact lap dance. No stick shifting and no hands-on, but highly enjoyable. Diva put on the full GFE and I gobbled it up. Sampled another couple topless dances which were really nice. Went back to Diva for a couple more topless and did not want it to end. I'm not a big fan of full nude dances but if you like 'em, this place has got good ones. This is a pretty good place but don't go in thirsty.

Paid $10 cover which was fine. Had an incredible lap dance, but be careful. I was suckered into $20 per song for 5 songs with a slightly dishonest proposal of "2 songs for $40 and 2 more if I behave." I behaved and ended up spending $100. Oh well, live and learn. Still a great time. I would have prefered some honesty though.