the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

I went to the club early evening. As reported it was quite dark. Not too many customers, but an adequate number of ladies. The hustle factor was not bad. It is a good idea to wait for the 3 for 1 or 4 for 1 specials, otherwise it can get expensive. I asked what are the rules for the private dances, and was told there were none. It was pretty much true. The dance was fully nude. A lot two way contact. I was offered the VIP room but declined. I don’t know what is available there. The dancers were 5-8, some quite nice. I left satisfied. I also went to Spearmint Rhino. The dancers were a little better there, but I think this club is a better value.

Decided to check this place out based on recent reviews. As a side note: my Magellan GPS did not recognize that street number in COI. I had to put in La Puente, even though I then passed a "welcome to COI" sign just before I got there.
After reading about the many 3 for $40 "specials", I was disappointed to find that the songs are shortened even more during these "special". I timed a series of 3 songs at exactly 4 minutes. I think the "standard" songs are close to 2 minutes; so the specials are no bargain at all.
I did do "specials" with three dancers, a couple of which I extended to another 3, so the dances themselves were pretty liberal, and no evidence of a bouncer snooping, although the dancers did frequently take a look down the row of cubicles to check. I was told that they have a more private VIP area, where the dancers can be more liberal. I think I was told $60 for 3 songs. This reportedly is still an area that has a number of cubicles, so not totally private. The ultimate is a private room, for which they get $250 for 20 minutes. That's $12.50 per minute, compared to $10.00 per minute for the normal "special", or $15 (if my numbers are correct) for the private VIP area, or whatever they call it.
Since I'm familiar with an equal quality club in COI where you can get a 30 minute private, totally nude dance (on Thursdays), for $100. (thats $3.33 per minute! The same club also has 3 for $20 (topless) specials), I doubt that I'll visit Synns again anytime soon


Lots of girls,variaty. A couple fat ones, the rest were attractive. Mostly latin, a couple asians, a couple white, a couple black. Lap dance area is semi private, with the right girls a dance includes access to whole body with no extra tip. A 40 dollar nude 3-4-1 included her putting her hand inside the pants as well as me playing with her during the whole dance. In the fully private vip room it included full service with no tip. The room has a door that locks so for sure no one wil interupt and there are no cameras. Overall good experience, just hard to find the girls that are for real. If you wait a while and let the girls talk to you before jumping into anything its easier to tell who just wants to take the money and run and who will provide a good experience.

A very chill environment, most of the girls are pretty friendly. There are some overweight girls but there are also some really cute girls. Lap dances are reasonably priced, 40 for a nude, 20 for a topless and sometimes they have 3 for 1 specials where instead of the 2 dances for the 40 you get 3 dances. Drinks are 8.50. There is one stage and the tip grill is pretty close to the stage, nice pole tricks were done.