the ultimate strip club list

July 18, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 199

Had time to kill on a Friday afternoon so I thought that I'd hit this club to see what defections had occurred from Hawaii Theater just down the street.

I arrived at around 1:00pm and handed the guy at the turnstyle a free pass that I printed from their website. It had a 5/30/08 expiration date on it but her took it anyway. That was cool. Paid $10.00 anyway for my "bottomless" drink and walked on in. I had the option of just about ANY seat in the house. Yup, I was the first one there. No dancers on stage but as soon as the DJ saw me, he ordered up one of the many dancers lounging around various parts on the floor on thir cell phone.

Marilyn jumped on stage and worked the pole real good so I tossed a couple of dollars on stage. Then Anna came on. A pretty Filipina who did a completely sensual dance on stage but looked extremely bored. After that, I wasn't interested in any of the dancers on stage.

I had Amarie come by and say hello and she wanted me to understand that she was Deja Vu's dancer of the month or something as she pointed to one of the pamphlets on the table in front of me with her picture on it. In all honesty, I was not impressed with her. If this was the best the club could do with a DOM, then I am scared to see what the rest of the club holds.

Walked out in less than 30 minutes bored as hell. If I am ever to come back to this club during the day, I think I am going to wait until late afternoon to get there. Maybe the girls coming in for the nightshift may make a difference. Made my way down Gale Avenue to the Hawaii Theater to see if I could sill salvage my day. A trip report there to come later...

I had a free pass and some time during lunch but the day was really slow and there weren't many dancers. Either that or most of them were in the dressing room. I can't blame them like I said it was really slow. Sad to say the best thing about this club was the waitress. She was really nice and cute and she gave me a bunch of drink refreshes which I tipped her for for every time she came by. This club has a great deal with a half hour VIP but I wasn't feeling it so I left after a short time. My recommendation is to come here at night time when there are alot more dancers to choose from.

Fuggedaboutit. No fun here. $20 cover (includes bottomless glass of soda). No alcolhol (strike 1) Dancers rated from 4-7. (strike 2) Had one formula dance from Bobbi, a hottie, but not into a lot of fun. I left after 30 minutes. I think I would rather watch sailing on TV. Headed to Hawaii Theater. No reason to go here, gents. Staff was friendly, that is the best thing I can say.

I reviewed this club a few months ago, and after a return visit last week, I felt I needed to review it once again. There was one major noticeable difference for me between my first visit and my recently completed visit: the mileage. I dont know if I just chose the wrong girl last time (the mileage was actually not too bad), but this past week I got more than i could handle. I know there are cameras in the vip, but apparently they dont mean much because I got mileage that was basically the same as Dejavu's COI neighbor, Hawaii Theatre. The only minor drawback is the quality of the girls (mostly 5-7's), but At $100 for 30 minutes in the vip with fabulous mileage, this has got to be one of the best values in socal.