the ultimate strip club list

July 22, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 203

Xposed is located in an industrial area of Canoga Park, CA. The club's highlight is that it is next to a full bar that features the same girls as in Xposed, but in bikinis/ lingerie. Guests, with the price of admission to Club Xposed, can go back and forth between the fully nude bar and the bikini full bar next door. Xposed also offers daily specials such as 2 for 1 lap dances, and couples night.

The club overall is nice and relaxing. The girls vary in looks, in dancing talent, and in number. They are, however, all nice and enthusiastic to earn your business, at least in the afternoon.

The private dance area, while off to the side of the stage area, is not that private. Then again, that really doesn't matter. What matters, are the dancers. I tend to be more critical than most. Consider that when I say, based on the girls in looks and talent, the regular prices for the private dances (not considering the daily specials) are more than reasonable.

Visit their website at www.xposedclub.com for more information and a free pass.

Went to Xposed on a Monday after a half-day at work. Was there at 2pm and there were 2 guys and 5 girls. Only 3 of the 5 girls were attractive. The other 2 were not my type, sorry. They looked skanky. I wanted to sit down and get a sense of the place, but before I could even get 5 steps in the door, an attractive Asian girl, looked like Filipina, swept in and gave me the hard-sell. She talked a mile a minute, but honestly, I didn't hear a word of it. I was just tryin' to figure out if her D cups were implants or not. She even put em in my face twice to try and convince me to walk over to the lap dance area. I told her 2 times that I just walked in, I wanted to get a drink and see what was going on, but she kept going and going....I told her OK, 1 dance. Well, I can never do 1 dance unfortunately. She tried some upsell about $300 for some B.S. but I told her 1 dance topless for $20. She gave some more B.S. about she doesn't do topless - blah, blah...I guess her 3 minutes are worth no less than the $40 for nude per song. So I did one song. Somehow that song was about 1 minute long and ran right into the next one...I didn't want to argue about it so paid her for 2 songs and thought to myself - another one of these chicks who think it makes sense to try and squeeze a guy for an extra $40 bucks, when actually she loses out on $hundreds in the future from me because when I come back, I won't ever dance with her again. To add insult to injury just as I was leaving the lap area, the DJ announces "OK guys now it's 2-for-1 lap dance time!" "Get 2 for the price of 1!" Well, there was some redemption. First, I walked next door to the sister club that serves alcohol, and got a nice Vodka drink. Then came back in the club, and was approached by a sweet young beauty named Ruby. Chatted a little, then off to the laps. This time waited for the 2-for-1's and had a great time. This girl knows how to give a great lap dance. Will return.

After meeting with a client around the area of Roscoe and Canoga, I happened to drive by the very evident signage for the XPosed strip club. As it was around 1:00pm and saw what the 101 freeway looked like heading east/south, I decided to slip into the club and check out the interior.

I was actually impressed by the interior. Kind of upscale with no feel of a cheap strip club atmosphere. That was good to see right off the bat. What was not necessarily good to see was the lack of dancers on the floor. When I walk into a club that I have never been to before, I want to see the product laid out as soon as I walk in. First impressions, right? I grabbed a seat and took in the show.

Slowly, the girls start emerging from the back. Not a whole lot grabbed my attention but there is always one that stands out from the rest for me, even if she is not necessarily the most attractive. So I make eye contact with her. Sorry, but her name escapes me but she turned out to be very friendly. She liked the fact that this was my first time there. Not sure why, but so maybe she can prey on my unknowing wallet? I don't know. Even though I found her cute, she wasn't going to get much from me in terms of a lap dance. So I packed up and left.

I decided to brave the ridiculous traffic on the 101 and make my way to COI where I am very familiar with the ladies and the mileage there.

Maybe my experience wasn't typical, but I don't think that I will be returning here. There really isn't anything that makes this club stand out. When I was there on a late Thursday afternoon, not only were there very few dancers, all of them were only average looking, but they were overall friendly and not too pushy . I got one dance from a dancer to test the mileage, which was disappointing. If you're in the area, try somewhere else.