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| Scarlett's at Ybor Strip Tampa, Florida May 12, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Got lost on the way here. The directions I had were all turned around because I'd hit the clubs out of order after leaving Bare Assets in Read more... |
| Lipstixx Tampa, Florida May 12, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I know. I can't believe it either. Got there not too long before closing time. Didn't get hit up for a cover. Only one girl around when I Read more... |
| 2001 Odyssey Tampa, Florida May 10, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... First visit here. Got there between 1:30 and 2:00 in the am. Within an hour this place had managed to irritate me almost as much as my Read more... |
| Bare Assets Holiday, Florida May 6, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... This will be a brass tacks review for the out of town set. Unless you happen to be in Holiday, Florida there is no need to go out of your way Read more... |
| Mons Venus Tampa, Florida May 6, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Went on a Monday night to the famous Mons. Haven't really had this club on my to do list because there are other clubs I drop by in Tampa that Read more... |
| Class Act Tampa, Florida May 4, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Dropped by on a Monday night. I was the third person in the room aside from a solitary blonde dancer on stage who was doing a tame set in a Read more... |
| Scores Baltimore Baltimore, Maryland May 4, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I went on a fight night, so the place was packed with lots of dancers on hand. Met a couple of buddies there who like the place. Plusses are a Read more... |
| Players Club Baltimore, Maryland May 4, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I'm on record as liking this club. Still am. It's well run and has been my favorite spot in Baltimore the last few years. The laid back Read more... |
| Showcase Theater Beltsville, Maryland May 4, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... The club has a couple of dancers that have recently moved over from the wheel. If they recognize you it might translate into a Players Club Read more... |
| Irving's Capitol Heights, Maryland May 4, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... As a believer in giving credit where credit is due, here’s an update to my write up from a couple years back. Last year they started fixing Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey April 27, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... So after a day or two of awful meetings up around NYC, decided to suspend my brief retirement from the SC scene and drop by here on my way to Read more... |
| Adelita Bar Tijuana, Mexico August 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I. Am. Retired. After being semi-retired from the SC tour for a while, haven't really had the occasion to post anything from more recent Read more... |
| Thee Gentlemens Club San Diego, California August 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... So this is not going to be a typical review. For one thing, this club no longer shows up on the club list for San Diego (at least when I wrote Read more... |
| Cadillac Lounge Providence, Rhode Island August 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Doesn't look like much from the outside. Walked around the wrong side of the building (the street side) because it's not that obvious where the Read more... |
| Stiletto Gentlemen's Cabaret Nanuet, New York August 2, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I've been on the fence about whether or not to write a review about my last visit to the place. This was back around April. After the first Read more... |
| Showcase Theater Beltsville, Maryland August 1, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Here are the vitals. The club has done some redecorating. The lapdance area is still a corner to the left of the stage (around the corner from Read more... |
| Players Club Baltimore, Maryland August 1, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Forgotten review dusted off. So I thought about checking out Scores for something different, but then I thought about how annoyed I'd be if I Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey July 22, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Too bad I couldn't have seen this place in its prime. Finally got a chance to drop by on my way up the NJTP on a recent weeknight (Monday, I Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California September 22, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Second time was a little better knowing what to expect. This time was a Monday night, and the place was actually pretty mellow. Almost no Read more... |
| Stiletto Gentlemen's Cabaret Nanuet, New York September 17, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Here go the notes on my first visit...Clubs in NY state are really hit or miss with the rules on the books, but this place had interesting Read more... |
| Showcase Theater Beltsville, Maryland August 29, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Yeah, iCex, the lighting is pretty bad but somehow it works out. Went in late on a recent Friday. No alchohol on the premises for Friday and Read more... |
| PT's All Nude Denver, Colorado August 28, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... A little disappointing. This was my last stop of the evening on a recent Friday. Went from Willie's to PH to here, and surprisingly this Read more... |
| Penthouse Club Denver, Colorado August 27, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Not bad. I usually drop by a PT's while in town and skip the rest, but decided to drop by when I read some of the more recent reviews. Shotgun Read more... |
| Shotgun Willie's Glendale, Colorado August 25, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by on a Friday night to try something a little different. This was it. The place was aboslutely packed. Lucky I found a parking space Read more... |
| Cheaters Providence, Rhode Island August 14, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Who knew that Providence was one of the SC capitals of the nation? Ok, so I knew because I read the reviews here. But I'll admit to being on Read more... |
| Fantasies Baltimore, Maryland August 13, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This place is alright. Not exactly top shelf, but has a few things going in its favor. For example, it has a full bar and lots of televisions Read more... |
| Players Club Baltimore, Maryland August 12, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... My latest visit here. General details in other reviews. Went on a Tuesday, I believe, sometime around midnight. Very light crowd, lighter Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California August 10, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This is the trip that about sent me into semi-retirement. First visit here (it got a second look and the reviews are still rolling so no Read more... |
| Stiletto Gentlemen's Cabaret Nanuet, New York August 3, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Went late on a recent Monday night. My time second trip through the place (need to dig up the first review). Its layout is pretty interesting, Read more... |
| El Dorado Night Club Baltimore, Maryland June 27, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Because I can remember the "Old" spot over on Baltimore Street (not on The Block for those unfamiliar with the locale but with the name) there's Read more... |
| Jet Strip Cabaret Lennox, California June 25, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Another catch up review. Went in on a very slow day/night for a Friday. All the dancers were mopey from the lack of customers, and since it Read more... |
| Irving's Capitol Heights, Maryland June 3, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... If you would be uncomfortable around the urban DC crowd, this is not the spot for you. Open seating space, low rent warehouse-style club. That Read more... |
| Broadway Showgirls San Francisco, California May 27, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Considering I'd already made a run through City of Industry earlier in the week, it was no big deal to drop by a laid back place. This has Read more... |
| Players Club Baltimore, Maryland April 23, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This a club that's on my list when I'm in the area. When I walk in the door, I know there are three things I can expect: A nice lineup of good Read more... |
| PT's All Nude Denver, Colorado March 26, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Been meaning to catch up on this review. Stopped in a little while back, on an early weekday night. Club was little slow except for the 18 and Read more... |
| Kit Kat Club Sunnyvale, California March 19, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This club is not exactly my speed, but it gets a five because I don't have a strong opinion one way or the other. Was not there long, dropped Read more... |
| Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater San Francisco, California February 12, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... MBOT. The place is one of the few that lives up to its reputation. Was definitely worth the stop in. The main stage area is straight Read more... |
| Market Street Cinema San Francisco, California February 4, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... To the locals, thanks to the fellas that tried to warn us off. You were right. The shame of it all is that the place is even worse than Read more... |
| Dancers Royale Orlando, Florida December 31, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went on a weekend to pass the time before leaving town. Had contemplated a return trip to Tampa, but didn't really feel like the drive or Read more... |
| Thee Gentlemens Club San Diego, California December 31, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Going back to my earlier review, the name of the bar down the row on the club side is JD's. Cheap imported beers on tap, pool, and a decent mix Read more... |
| Cheetahs San Diego, California October 8, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... So recent news that a certain Pacific NW town has lost its mind and Rick's might be seeing the end of an era brought to mind this place, the Read more... |
| Showcase Theater Beltsville, Maryland October 5, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This club is fading a bit. It's been my fav around for years, but has just plain fallen off. I drop in from time to time to see if it's picked Read more... |
| Rio Los Angeles, California October 5, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Okay, here's how a dead empty club (almost no patrons, almost no dancers) in the middle of a Saturday afternoon gets an 8. Nice looking place, Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls II San Diego, California October 1, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Good news, bad news. Good news first. The club has some nice looking girls. Bad news. Close to everything else on the early Sunday night I Read more... |
| McDoogals Baltimore, Maryland September 20, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I'll start with the ending. This place gets a 6 because it's just not my kind of club. Went on a Saturday night to check the place out since Read more... |
| Thee Gentlemens Club San Diego, California September 9, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... The last stop of the day/night on my Tour of San Diego. Having just thrown money that I'll never get back into thin air at Deja Vu's, it wasn't Read more... |
| Body Shop West Hollywood, California September 6, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Was cruising down Sunset Blvd out from Beverly Hills late, late on a Wednesday night. Had tried to hit the Rhino over on Olympic in L.A. but Read more... |
| PT's All Nude Denver, Colorado September 5, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Had low expectations of this club given the rep the town has, but it seemed the most promising from the buzz. Gotta say that expectations were Read more... |
| Dream Girls San Diego, California September 1, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Since some unlucky guy had a bad night here a day or two ago (see the chat section) it's a little odd writing up a review now. I've been to Read more... |
| Players Club Baltimore, Maryland August 2, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... More recent visits. Last time on a Friday night after happy hour. Went with some friends. The rating from them was two thumbs way up. Stayed Read more... |
| Chastity's Gold Club Columbia, South Carolina July 4, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... The layout of the place is basically what a lot of the other reviews have said. I almost left five seconds after walking in the door because it Read more... |
| Players Club Baltimore, Maryland June 5, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went on a Saturday. BYOB. Party atmosphere. Two stages, laid out like the other reviews have said. Nice thing is you can relax around the Read more... |
| Century Lounge Los Angeles, California May 8, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Not a bad place. Went in on a Thursday night. Late night. It's a pretty big club, for one. Decent layout once inside, plenty of girls with a Read more... |
| Diamonds Columbia, South Carolina April 3, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went on a recent Saturday. This club is one and done. Stayed for ten minutes tops. Long enough to take a look around, use the mens room, grab Read more... |
| Showcase Theater Beltsville, Maryland March 2, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Pretty much the best club around the area for this type of scene. Wouldn't walk in with too many ideas. People have been known to get bounced Read more... |
| Lipstixx Tampa, Florida February 1, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Not much to say, really. It's a club with everything. Except alcohol. It gets docked for that. Some variety in the girls with a laid back Read more... |
| Scarlett's at Ybor Strip Tampa, Florida December 26, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Checked out this club recently after hearing rave reviews. Went on a weeknight. Low cover. No hassle. Decent amount of talent in the room. Even Read more... |
| Millstream Inn Woodlawn, Maryland November 29, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Heard about this place a few times, so me and a buddy decided to go check it out. Hard to find in an out of the way place. Plenty of parking Read more... |
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