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Gentlemens Club 70
August 2, 2008
(North Little Rock, Arkansas) Disappointing. Quality of dancers has slipped -- and it was never all that high to start with. Extremely hot -- AC doesn't appear to be doing its job. read more...
Visions
August 1, 2008
(Maumelle, Arkansas) Drinks and dances are overpriced and girls aren't particularly friendly. Stage tippers are routinely ignored. Waitstaff is friendly enough but generally a read more...
Pony
December 27, 2007
(Memphis, Tennessee) Previous reviewer is right; the Memphis clubs are not what they once were. The Pony supposedly is the best of the three decent clubs. However, it is poorly read more...
Centerfold Topless
December 27, 2007
(Hot Springs, Arkansas) This club seems to be failing; it's a shadow of what it once was and eerily quiet between songs. Regular customers has deserted it, and the remaining patrons read more...
Foxy Lady Club
December 27, 2007
(Lake Village, Arkansas) Club is on-again-off-again closed. When it is open, there are very few dancers, perhaps only two or three per night. Patrons must bring their own alcohol. Hit read more...
French Quarter
December 27, 2007
(Hot Springs, Arkansas) Club is tiny, little more in size than the bar area of most other clubs. Very little seating. BYOB club with a sleazy redneck tilt with a young, racially mixed read more...
Peaches
December 27, 2007
(Jacksonville, Arkansas) Not worth the trip. Few dancers working at any one time and quality is weak. Club is basically a quonset hut with tacky decorations. More of a redneck after read more...
Centerfold Topless
December 29, 2006
(Hot Springs, Arkansas) Would have rated this club 0 if the rating went that low. No business at all during the week and not much on weekends. About 8-9 dancers, some very pretty, but read more...
Visions
December 29, 2006
(Maumelle, Arkansas) Cold atmosphere and generally lazy and unfriendly dancers. Lap dances are fully clothed. Waitstaff seems pleasant and friendly but are limited in bar knowledge read more...
Gentlemens Club 70
December 29, 2006
(North Little Rock, Arkansas) A friendly dive of a strip bar. Has a day and night shift, kitchen with decent food, and a building that looks to be falling apart. Girls range from scary to read more...
Miss Kitty's Cabaret
December 29, 2006
(North Little Rock, Arkansas) Club is closing in a few months because of NLR zoning laws. Previous owner "Miss Kitty" sold the place and left the state a couple of years ago. Club is now read more...
Paper Moon
December 29, 2006
(Little Rock, Arkansas) Only a shadow of what it once was. Purportedly a five-star gentleman's club, it rarely has working toilets. Cover runs $15-20 and drinks are similarly read more...
Peaches
December 29, 2006
(Jacksonville, Arkansas) Peaches is more of a latenight club than a strip club. It just happens to have a few dancers. Most are friendly enough, but the quality is hit or miss and read more...
Peaches
August 3, 2004
(Jacksonville, Arkansas) Nice enough joint, but too few dancers. They generally have less than half a dozen on weekdays and not many more on weekends. Quality of dancers, though, is read more...
Sensations
July 19, 2004
(Jacksonville, Arkansas) Nice enough inside, but small. Number of dancers has shrunk recently from around 6 or 7 to as low as 4 for the night. Long drive out of LR for very little read more...
Paper Moon
July 19, 2004
(Little Rock, Arkansas) Definitely going downhill. The quality and number of the dancers is declining fast, and club maintenance is going fast. This club is in a bad neighborhood and read more...
French Quarter
July 19, 2004
(Hot Springs, Arkansas) Raynie is back, and there are several decent lookers here now. However, it's still tiny and you never know who will be working when. Friendlier and livelier read more...
Centerfold Topless
July 19, 2004
(Hot Springs, Arkansas) This club used to rock, but it's a bust now. When I checked it out last Friday the air conditioning was only turned on for the bartender and DJ area -- leaving read more...
December 4, 2008
Vol. 15, No. 338
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