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| 2001 Odyssey Tampa, Florida May 1, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... OK, so a rainy Sunday night's not the time to go. The selection was sparse. But... the few gals there were top shelf, and the layout is kind of Read more... |
| Mons Venus Tampa, Florida May 1, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... OK, Sunday night's not going to be any club's best time. For me, Mons was where it all started, and it was a mind-bending experience. Amazingly Read more... |
| Show n Tel Showbar Philadelphia, Pennsylvania April 5, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... This is for the private room side, not the bar. A very different experience, where you can "bump and grind" and even lay down on a table with a Read more... |
| Cheerleaders Philadelphia, Pennsylvania April 5, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Beautiful, beautiful selection of girls. Very safe and very clean atmosphere. Casual, relaxed, not pressured or creepy. Talent is almost as good Read more... |
| Cheeks Tavern Pemberton, New Jersey April 5, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... A high-mileage strip club and a safe, comfortable place. Offered a full range of options, and lots of girls. I hadn't been since before the Read more... |
| Club Risque on the Delaware Philadelphia, Pennsylvania February 27, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Dancers who aren't interested. You can sit here all afternoon and the girls won't bother to get up. They'll hang by themselves. And if you do Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey January 22, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Great as ever! Within moments of my weekday, mid afternoon arrival, I was visited by an adorable blonde Brazilian with a killer sweet Read more... |
| Cheerleaders Philadelphia, Pennsylvania December 30, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Always dependable for a good time. High-quality talent, safe and clean place. Reasonably good mileage. The only drawback is a relative lack of Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey November 18, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Great as ever. The doors are on the rooms. The girls are always, always willing to please with just about the most mileage anywhere in NJ, Read more... |
| Mystique New York City, New York November 7, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... The 8's for mileage. Girls are spotty, none superb, mostly African American with a smattering of Eastern European. But you'll find treats here Read more... |
| Midway Invader Mississauga, Ontario October 10, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Oh, Canada! Wow! Huge place, lots of girls, and mileage that goes farther than a beats-the-US Canadian Dollar. Out in an industrial park, it's Read more... |
| Johnny A's Hitching Post Paterson, New Jersey September 12, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Disappointing. All Russian, all the time. These girls could have been on Mars for all the interest they had in being on stage. Just vacant, Read more... |
| Show n Tel Showbar Philadelphia, Pennsylvania May 9, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... This is a unique experience. Their bookstore has booths where you can 'bump and grind' with a live gal on the 'bed.' You're in a closed room, Read more... |
| Blue Goose Paterson, New Jersey May 9, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Not bad. First visit. Place doesn't really start til 5pm, they told me on my 4pm arrival. 3-4 dancers eventually made their way out. None Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey May 9, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Always awesome. Hot girls, plenty of contact, privacy like almost nowhere else. What is there to complain about? It's full of girls who get Read more... |
| Mermaid West Palm Beach, Florida March 11, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Mermaid? Try "Manatee." None under 50 lbs. overweight, some downright huge! Yeah, plump, let's just say "Fat" white trash trailer chicks, all Read more... |
| Cheeks Tavern Pemberton, New Jersey January 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Wow. Fantastic as ever! They don't even have a chart for this kind of mileage. Tents are up, and closed. More girls here at 5pm weekday than Read more... |
| Beamers Stamford, Connecticut December 8, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Incredible! An experience unlike anything else in this region. Fantastically great girls, in an atmosphere that is relaxed, classy, and Read more... |
| Catwalk Club New Haven, Connecticut August 31, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Useless! Big sign as you enter: No Contact of Any Kind Anywhere Ever. And that does seem to be the case. Place seemed like it was trying to be Read more... |
| Ruby's II Bridgeport, Connecticut August 31, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... It took two tries to get something good here. At first, a scrawny Brazilian who looked like she'd break in two if she danced any harder. But Read more... |
| Stage Door Johnny's New Haven, Connecticut August 31, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Surprisingly, not bad. An absolutely gorgeous Polish girl with smooth, beautiful skin was on stage. Her dance in the back area (which they use Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey August 31, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... A great club, and not rough at all. In fact, I'd say it's safe, comfortable, and easy going. Not luxurious, but never ever uncomfortable. I Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey July 19, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... The Gold Standard for the Northeast, as far as I'm concerned. Variety of hot girls, with a few 'fuglies' thrown in. Afternoon is best; I saw a Read more... |
| Cheerleaders Philadelphia, Pennsylvania July 19, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Just great! The best-looking talent in all of PA and NJ, and the atmospere is comfortable, safe, and clean. What's not to like? OK, it's not Read more... |
| Go Go Rama Laurence Harbor, New Jersey April 28, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Huge improvement since I last visited here over two years ago. (Been doing Playhouse) Really, from a place I stopped going to because it took Read more... |
| Seamless Las Vegas, Nevada March 26, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Really quite a find. Not a pressure place, didn't feel ripped off. Had some great conversation with an intelligent gal who didn't hustle me for Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey March 8, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Fantastic! Absolutely great mileage, in a private room with a door. What's not to like? The last idiot to post gave it a 5 but said "I didn't Read more... |
| Cheeks Tavern Pemberton, New Jersey February 6, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Mileage off the charts! The dance "tents" are totally private, and it's a good thing. These girls are here to please. If you're looking for Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey February 1, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... The best! I'm so glad I live close enough to enjoy this place occassionally. There is no place with mileage like this, with volume and variety Read more... |
| Scores Chicago Stone Park, Illinois February 1, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Big waste of money. No value. SCORES: Suck Cash Out Rapidly from Every Sucker. $30 dances, with a 'bouncer-watcher" glaring at you every second. Read more... |
| One Step Beyond Melrose Park, Illinois February 1, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Went late (about 1am) on a weeknight. Ethnicity was definitely not mixed, but all African-American. Customers and dancers. I entered along with Read more... |
| Beamers Stamford, Connecticut December 10, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Excellent. Great girls, great atmosphere. A surprising find, this is absolutely a great place. This was my first visit here, and I was Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey November 16, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Great! Best I've found for dance intensity and privacy. Where else can you get a closed door and a beautiful girl!? Still plenty of great girls, Read more... |
| Showoffs West Orange, New Jersey September 21, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Every wonder how Brazil seem to have a whole country of girls who are uniformly gorgeous? Well, apparently the government has a program whereby Read more... |
| Show n Tel Showbar Philadelphia, Pennsylvania May 27, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... About the private booths up front: Used to be my ATF. It's a small private room (there's a video camera to the front desk, but...) where you and Read more... |
| Heart Breakers Bloomfield, New Jersey May 27, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Upgrading my review: Really, I'd give it an 8.5+. More mileage than a hybrid car going downhill. Whoa! Full complement of skilled professionals Read more... |
| Showoffs West Orange, New Jersey May 27, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... No, there's no imagining here. Service was offered quickly and directly. A rather complete choice of options. Very good privacy, too, in the Read more... |
| Heart Breakers Bloomfield, New Jersey April 26, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Gotta say I agree with the last post. High mileage, average girls. Best feature is definitely the curtained rooms, which offer a lot of privacy. Read more... |
| Showoffs West Orange, New Jersey March 25, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Not great. Wayyy too loud, way too smoky, English is not spoken here. These are the Brazilian girls who are not hot enough to work at PH Lounge Read more... |
| Mystique New York City, New York March 11, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Bad part: Skanky. Deserted. Not much ethnic variety (mostly Black). Good part: Mileage you won't find anyplace else in NYC. That's my exp from Read more... |
| Showcase Theater Beltsville, Maryland March 11, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Been a few times. Good for DC/Maryland, but not the best. Here's why: First, you can touch but not breasts. Huh? Isn't that what makes us Read more... |
| Titillations Bloomfield, New Jersey January 11, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Nothing great. The girls today were almost all Russian, which generally means they're pretty to look at, they don't deliver much mileage, and Read more... |
| Nardones Elizabeth, New Jersey November 26, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Visited on a weeknight. The plus is that it's right near the airport, if that's a plus. And unlike some of the "hands to your side" places (Hott Read more... |
| Zebra's Show Bar Anthony, Texas November 11, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... If the Dallas clubs don't do it for you, this sure will. Nice clean place but tough to find. You come in, they line up 6 or 7 girls, you pick Read more... |
| Clancy's Bloomfield, New Jersey November 11, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Very nice for what it is. That it, it looks like a local bar, dark inside and very small. You'd never know there was a bar there at all. It's Read more... |
| Show n Tel Showbar Philadelphia, Pennsylvania November 8, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Here's the special reason to go to Show N Tel: The rooms up front, not the bar in the back. In these, you get a timed session, one on one but Read more... |
| Xoticas Laredo, Texas November 8, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Sat. night, late. Nothing, absolutely nothing going on here. There were three girls inside, about as many customers. The place looks like a Read more... |
| Fantasy Ranch Arlington, Texas November 8, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... An interesting, comfortable, safe place, but low mileage. From the outside, it's kinda like a theme park. A freestanding building, brightly Read more... |
| Cheerleaders Philadelphia, Pennsylvania August 13, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I love this place. The girls are fantastic, and the place is very comfortable. In fact, I'd have to say the selection of talent here is Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey May 3, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Awesome! High mileage, great girls, unique 'private rooms" give 1 on 1 privacy (plus a camera). Don't travel to Rio for Carnivale, because the Read more... |
| Dangerous Curves Philadelphia, Pennsylvania April 28, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Didn't see anything worthwhile here. Early evening had few girls, none really worth much of a second look. One of the bouncers smelled like he Read more... |
| Erotic Cafe Pennsauken, New Jersey April 28, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... SKANK! Run, do not walk, from this crap hole! Been there twice, one night, one day. Day shift consisted of 4 girls, each fatter and uglier than Read more... |
| Club Risque on the Delaware Philadelphia, Pennsylvania April 22, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Sucks. Girls never circulate, you could grow old waiting for a dance here. Plus, the place is especially smoky. Lap dance room (if you're lucky Read more... |
| Show n Tel Showbar Philadelphia, Pennsylvania April 22, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Awesome, for its special purpose, which is the "rooms." You go in, one on one, with a girl of your choice. For $20-80 you can watch or you can Read more... |
| Cheerleaders Philadelphia, Pennsylvania April 22, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Great place! Best looking girls in Phila, or for that matter, PA, NJ, or the general several state area. Very clean, very safe, very Read more... |
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