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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190
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Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
July 1, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

My final stop of the day was at the EB. The club continues to renovate and make changes. The most obvious one was the addition of matching Read more...

Mario's Showplace 2
Webster, Massachusetts
July 1, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped in late afternoon Tuesday for a little r&r. No real changes to write about. There was free admission during the afternoon (no need Read more...

Satin Doll
Providence, Rhode Island
June 12, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

A generally positive weeknight visit here with the pros outweighing the cons. The place still has that neighborhood bar feel, which I like, and Read more...

Club Downtown
Montreal, Quebec
April 21, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

My final stop for the night was at the Downtown, though the aggressive hawker at street level didn't encourage me to stop in. The club a Read more...

Gentleman's Choice
Montreal, Quebec
April 21, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Following my Cleopatra stop Monday night, I passed by two of my old haunts. Gentlemen's Choice and Club Downtown have similar layouts, though Read more...

Cafe Cleopatra
Montreal, Quebec
April 21, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Stopped in on a relatively quiet Monday night. While many of the dancers were hanging out en masse by the bar, making it difficult to approach Read more...

Satin Doll
Providence, Rhode Island
December 20, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

A recent early evening weekday visit reunited me with Sassy, a girl who I had the pleasure of being with last summer. It wasn't the Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
December 6, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Two days after visiting Mario's, I returned to the Electric Crapshoot. This place has run hot and cold with me in the past, and I hadn't made Read more...

Mario's Showplace 2
Webster, Massachusetts
December 6, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Back-to-back visits to two local clubs. First came an afternoon visit to Mario's. A couple of recent reviews pointed out that the afternoon Read more...

Satin Doll
Providence, Rhode Island
August 7, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

This place has always been a crapshoot for me, and it hasn't gotten the greatest reviews in the past year. Coming in after a ten-minute walk Read more...

Cadillac Lounge
Providence, Rhode Island
August 7, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

My first visit to the Cadillac in several months, and I can confirm lifeisgo0d2's observation that half the bar has been removed for additional Read more...

Bar Le Gentleman
Marieville, Quebec
July 12, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

This club is well worth the trip if you're visiting the Montreal area by car, particularly if you're traveling to or from New England. Online Read more...

Le Chateau du Sexe
Montreal, Quebec
July 12, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

After being disappointed by the other Ste. Catherine's clubs, this old stand-by turned out to be my best experience of the night. Unlike the Read more...

Club SuperSexe
Montreal, Quebec
July 12, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Dull, dull, dull. I guess the Monday night between the Jazz Festival and Just for Laughs wasn't a good time to go club hopping. The club Read more...

Cafe Cleopatra
Montreal, Quebec
July 12, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

On the final night of the Jazz Festival with thousands of people crowding the streets outside, Club Cleo was fairly dead. This club became a Read more...

Mario's Showplace 2
Webster, Massachusetts
April 8, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

After a disappointing visit at the Electric Blue (see review), I’m beginning to question why I should drive beyond the Mass. border. As Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
April 8, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I’m starting to become disillusioned by this club again. I arrived late Saturday afternoon and found about twenty guys in the place. The club Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
February 25, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Several months ago I had a bad experience in this club and decided to take some time away from this place. However with the recent crop of good Read more...

Ultra Violet
Willimantic, Connecticut
February 25, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I decided to check this place out a couple weeks ago. Arriving around dinnertime on a Saturday, I was amazed to discover that the bartender and Read more...

Mario's Showplace 2
Webster, Massachusetts
February 4, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I’m averaging out my last two visits to this place into one review. This remains my favorite club in Massachusetts, though I’ve learned that Read more...

Cheaters
Providence, Rhode Island
February 4, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Lately this place has been a disappointment for me. Yes, I’ve taken advantage of the extras here, but they’re often mechanical and come at a Read more...

Stars
Plainfield, Connecticut
February 4, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

This place reminds me of the Foxy Lady in Providence with better architecture. As you enter the club, the cross-shaped stage is front and Read more...

Camelot
Washington, D.C.
November 26, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I got bored with touring monuments and museums on Saturday and decided to return here to see some curves. Camelot is a few blocks from the Read more...

Crystal City Restaurant
Arlington, Virginia
November 26, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

This club is tucked away next to a 7-Eleven a block away from the main drag of the Jefferson Davis Highway. It’s easy to drive past the place, Read more...

Mario's Showplace 2
Webster, Massachusetts
November 4, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Another Sunday night at Mario's. I have to agree with SteveBaker that this is the best experience you'll have in this puritanical state. I may Read more...

Cadillac Lounge
Providence, Rhode Island
October 21, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I decided to take my chances at the Cadillac Thursday night. I haven’t always had the best of luck here, but the headliner act appealed to me, Read more...

Cheaters
Providence, Rhode Island
October 21, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

A composite review since I’ve stopped by here a couple of times since my last write-up... The club has become somewhat of a crapshoot as of Read more...

Satin Doll
Providence, Rhode Island
October 8, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Not much new here to report since my last visit in February. The place still has the feel of a neighborhood bar that just happens to have Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
September 27, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

While I’ve been a fairly regular reviewer of this club in the past, I’m sorry to say that I’m putting this club on “personal probation” thanks Read more...

Mario's Showplace 2
Webster, Massachusetts
September 4, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Last year I reported on another Massachusetts club where I declined a VIP session simply because I had never received any sort of contact dance Read more...

Hurricane Betty's
Worcester, Massachusetts
September 4, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

After doing a little TUSCL research to find the best-rated clubs in the Worcester area, I decided to spend my Sunday night in two of them. My Read more...

Mark's Showplace
Bedford, New Hampshire
September 1, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I was in the area of the Manchester Airport Thursday night, so I decided to give New Hampshire’s only real strip club a try. (I can’t really Read more...

Cheaters
Providence, Rhode Island
August 28, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I was surprised to find my usual Providence haunt, the Satin Doll, closed on a Sunday afternoon. I decided to take my cash…and my chances…to Read more...

Platinum Plus
Portland, Maine
August 20, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

This place is located in a business area just off the Maine Turnpike. I’d stopped in a couple years ago and, since I was in the area Saturday Read more...

Penthouse Club Niagara
Niagara Falls, Ontario
August 9, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I first visited this place last year and was curious about the changes made under the Penthouse label. Not surprisingly, they’ve glammed up Read more...

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club
Niagara Falls, Ontario
August 9, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Walking in next door from the Sundowner Thursday afternoon, I noticed there were more cars in Seductions’ parking lot. Gee, I wonder why? It’s Read more...

Sundowner
Niagara Falls, Ontario
August 9, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I’m one of the few people that gave a fairly low first review to this place last year, so I decided to give it another try this past Thursday. Read more...

Pure Platinum
Fort Erie, Ontario
August 9, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

After visiting a nearby massage place on Wednesday, I headed into the night to find this club. To get here from the Peace Bridge you have to Read more...

Club 35-10
Iberville, Quebec
July 26, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

The previous reviews aren’t kidding. While it’s easy to spot this place from the road, it’s virtually impossible to get here. If you’re coming Read more...

Kingdom Gentleman's Club
Montreal, Quebec
July 26, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I’m guessing the Kingdom is a fairly recent addition to the Montreal strip club scene. Lucky me, I get to be the first one to submit this club Read more...

Caleche Du Sexe
Montreal, Quebec
July 26, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

This place was around the corner from my hotel, so I made it my next stop. Bad choice. I stopped by at around 2:30 a.m. and rang the bell. Read more...

Cafe Cleopatra
Montreal, Quebec
July 26, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Decided to take in some comedy at the Juste Pour Rire Festival…and to check out different some Montreal clubs. My first stop was the infamous Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
July 19, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

A recent Monday afternoon had a bigger crowd than many of the weekend nights I’ve spent in this place. While Cocoa kept it sensual and fun, I’m Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
May 30, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Stopped in over the long weekend and noticed a few changes, most notably a big new awning over the front door. It’s now easier to spot this Read more...

Ten's Show Club
Salisbury, Massachusetts
May 20, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Early Saturday night, I was in the neighborhood, so I decided to give Ten’s another chance. This was the first time I’ve seen the “new version” Read more...

Cheaters
Providence, Rhode Island
February 24, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

What can be said about this place that hasn’t already been said? The women range from attractive to skanky. God knows what’s growing on the Read more...

Satin Doll
Providence, Rhode Island
February 24, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

The Satin Doll appears to finally be back to its old ways. The clock is gone, and I’m guessing that the old manager is too. The place seemed Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
February 24, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Update on the infamous jukebox…they have a new one. I guess that means they don’t plan on wiring the back room for sound anytime soon. Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
January 22, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

My first visit to the Blue this year was on a Sunday afternoon. I got there shortly after they opened at 4:00, and it took a while for the Read more...

Cheaters
Providence, Rhode Island
November 6, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I first went to this place a couple years ago on a fairly dead night. My, how times have changed. This place was body-to-body on a Saturday Read more...

Sportsmans Inn
Providence, Rhode Island
November 6, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Yecchhh. After a strangely dead night at the Satin Doll, I decided to try out the competition around the corner. This place’s reviews have Read more...

Satin Doll
Providence, Rhode Island
October 13, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Back in April I first reported the addition of the dreaded time clock. I hadn't been back since, and with all the controversy here, I was Read more...

Cadillac Lounge
Providence, Rhode Island
October 13, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

A gloomy Thursday afternoon brought a surprisingly large crowd at the CL, though it seemed there were just as many dancers as patrons. The Read more...

Stiletto Gentlemen's Cabaret
Nanuet, New York
August 28, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

It was early Saturday night and I stopped here heading north before hitting the Tappan Zee Bridge. Surprisingly dead for a Saturday, though one Read more...

Cheerleaders
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
August 28, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I guess if you want alcohol with your dances in Philly you have to go bikini. Decided to end my night with a trip to Cheerleaders. The club Read more...

Daydreams
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
August 28, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

After seeing what’s available across the river in Burlington, the Philly club scene is a disappointment. Daydreams is a nude club located in an Read more...

Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, New Jersey
August 28, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Had to make a run down to the Philly area, and since this place has the highest reviews on the east coast, I knew I had to make a stop. I got Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
August 21, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Yes, it's too dark and the songs are too short, but the Electric HJ has become a mandatory stop for me on the ride between Boston and Hartford. Read more...

Mardi Gras
Springfield, Massachusetts
August 21, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Fairly dead this past Saturday afternoon. Despite this, it was one of those days where the ones I wanted were already taken and the ones that Read more...

Hawaii Theatre
City of Industry, California
August 10, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Had it not been for the brightly-lit sign, I’d have sailed right past the strip mall where this club is located. The club has a pleasant Read more...

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater
San Francisco, California
August 10, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I recently did a west coast swing and got to experience two well-known clubs. It was about 9:00 on a Wednesday night when I arrived at the Read more...

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club
Niagara Falls, Ontario
July 19, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

My sixth and final stop on the tour de strip was Seductions. Unfortunately I missed the legendary Cassie by a few minutes (she’s only on 12-5 Read more...

Sundowner
Niagara Falls, Ontario
July 19, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Stop #5 on my trip was the ‘Downer. It was late afternoon on a Friday, and the place was moderately crowded. The club has low ceilings, a long Read more...

The Max All Male Revue
Fort Erie, Ontario
July 19, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Armed with only a bad hotel map, I made my way down to Fort Erie. Unfortunately I confused this place with the higher-rated Pure Platinum. Read more...

Penthouse Club Niagara
Niagara Falls, Ontario
July 19, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Drive past the other strip clubs and massage parlors on Lundy’s Lane and you’ll find Cristals. It’s an open, airy club that looks more like a Read more...

Private Eyes
Niagara-On-The-Lake, Ontario
July 19, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

My first stop in Canada was Private Eyes, and yes, it’s very hard to find. (My thanks to Clubtreker for directions!) It seems that a lot of Read more...

Mademoiselle Follie Bergere
Buffalo, New York
July 19, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I made a stop here on a Tuesday afternoon as a warm-up to the clubs across the border. The club is located off of the Thruway at exit 49 near Read more...

Le Chateau du Sexe
Montreal, Quebec
July 8, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Whoops! For some reason I ended up placing my last review of this place in the Gentleman's Choice column. Must've been the language Read more...

Gentleman's Choice
Montreal, Quebec
July 8, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Whoops! For some reason in my last review I got this place confused with the Chateau de Sexe down the street. Must've been the language Read more...

Club Downtown
Montreal, Quebec
July 8, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Stopped in on a Monday night during both the Jazz Festival and the American July 4th weekend. The place is much like other Ste. Catherine Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
June 26, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

After the Mardi Gras, I thought I’d round out that hot Saturday afternoon at my crapshoot club. Predictably the place was DEAD, with only three Read more...

Mardi Gras
Springfield, Massachusetts
June 26, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

It was the hottest Saturday so far this year, and after a day riding the rides at Six Flags, I decided to check out the rides of a different Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
May 19, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I have to agree with DrkShadow that the mileage of this place has become more of a crapshoot than Forrest Gump’s chocolate box, and there’s no Read more...

Mints
Niagara Falls, Ontario
May 3, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Judging from the other write-ups on this place, I was a little reluctant to stop in at first. Considering I didn't have a car and didn't want Read more...

Filmores
Toronto, Ontario
May 3, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

My next stop after Zanzibar was Filmore's on Dundas. I got there late, but I was surprised to see the club quite so empty on a Friday night. Read more...

Zanzibar Tavern
Toronto, Ontario
May 3, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I was in Toronto last weekend and decided to check out some of the clubs near my hotel. My first stop was Zanzibar, which is located on Yonge Read more...

Satin Doll
Providence, Rhode Island
April 21, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I’m beginning to worry a little about this place. The owners have installed a punch clock as you enter the private dance area. They’re trying Read more...

Cadillac Lounge
Providence, Rhode Island
April 21, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Okay, I’m beginning to figure this place out. There’s a couple things you need to remember before setting foot in the CL. The hustle for Read more...

Satin Doll
Providence, Rhode Island
April 17, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

After disappointing visits to Fantasies and Desire, I made my way over to my old favorite, the Satin Doll. The mood in the club was decidedly Read more...

Desire
Providence, Rhode Island
April 17, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Based on this club’s write-ups and advertising, I figured this would be my kind of place. A small Providence club that offers a good selection Read more...

Club Fantasies
Providence, Rhode Island
April 17, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Club Fantasies is to the Foxy Lady what Six Flags is to Disneyland. The Foxy’s more famous and offers a less tacky atmosphere, but both are Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
April 3, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped by this place on Saturday afternoon and wanted to follow up my last review. The good news is that the Saturday shift dancers were all Read more...

Magic Lantern
Palmer, Massachusetts
April 3, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

The “Monson Ballet”, as some locals call it, is on a high-traffic stretch of Route 20 that runs between Palmer and Monson. I’d driven past this Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
March 23, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Over the last few months I’ve been watching the ratings creep up for this place, and since I was in the area on a Tuesday night, I thought I’d Read more...

Blu Pole
Fort Myers, Florida
February 26, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Since I was on vacation in the Fort Myers area, I thought I'd stop in to experience my first Florida strip club. This was the best-reviewed Read more...

Blue Moon Lounge
Tyngsboro, Massachusetts
February 5, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

The Blue Moon is on Route 3A near the New Hampshire border. I stopped by on a Saturday afternoon and paid a $3 daytime cover charge. The club Read more...

Mac's Two Lounge
Billerica, Massachusetts
December 4, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

This remains my favorite Boston-area club, which I guess is kind of weird. There's no liquor license (many years ago they had one), and the 18+ Read more...

Cadillac Lounge
Providence, Rhode Island
December 4, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I really wanted to like this place, especially because it's the "sister" club to my favorite Providence club, The Satin Doll. I walked in and Read more...

Kittens
Salisbury, Massachusetts
November 13, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Kind of a strange club. The main stage is L-shaped with a second stage used for shower shows on one side. The VIP room is off in one corner, Read more...

Foxy Lady
Providence, Rhode Island
November 11, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I took a short tour of the Providence strip club scene the night before Vet’s Day. With the holiday I figured the clubs would be hopping, but Read more...

Satin Doll
Providence, Rhode Island
November 11, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I’ll admit I’ve been skeptical over this site in the past, particularly one that says all its reviews should be taken as fiction. So I walked Read more...

Gentleman's Choice
Montreal, Quebec
October 23, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

This club is smaller than many of the others in town. After paying the cover you sit around a small stage, but this isn't a club known for Read more...

Chez Paree
Montreal, Quebec
October 23, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Next stop after the Super Sexe was Chez Paree. The club entrance is right next to a popular dance club, and it's easy to get the two doorways Read more...

Club SuperSexe
Montreal, Quebec
October 23, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Visited this club on a busy Saturday night during the Columbus Day weekend. After paying the cover, I sat at a table near one of the two stages Read more...

Camelot
Washington, D.C.
October 23, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I thought we had it tough in Boston, but I was surprised to see all the regulations in the DC/Northern Virginia area. Northern Virginia only Read more...

Paper Moon
Springfield, Virginia
October 23, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Visited this club over the summer. Apart from the blacked-out entrance door, it looks like a typical DC area strip mall restaurant. (I wonder Read more...

Ten's Show Club
Salisbury, Massachusetts
October 19, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I've stopped by here a few times driving I-95 to and from Boston. Usually the dancers are friendly, the waitresses on their toes and the Read more...

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