October 13, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 286
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Hollywood Show Club
Washington Park, Illinois
September 13, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Have to get this off my chest. Last time I was there I was repeatedly accosted by this bitch of a waitress. I was spending some quality time Read more...

HiLiter Gentlemen's Club
Phoenix, Arizona
August 7, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Does anyone think that Phoenix has one of the best stripclub scenes in the country? With the warm weather, growing population and the co-ed Read more...

Heart Breakers
Harris, Minnesota
July 4, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Heart Breaker’s Night Club in Harris, Minnesota, is 45-60 minutes away from the heart of the Twin Cities, and with the possible exception of Read more...

Hollywood Show Club
Washington Park, Illinois
June 3, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Update from a trip I took last month. Went there only to be told that one of my ATF’s, Amber, is long gone. From what I heard, her exit from Read more...

Wise Guys Pleasure Palace
Washington Park, Illinois
May 9, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

There always seems to be some sort of drama in Washington Park. The Chameleon Club burned down and it took some time before it was back up and Read more...

Dream Girls
Minneapolis, Minnesota
March 19, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Dayshift or nightshift? That is the question. Used to be that I only went to stripclubs after the sun went down because it's a nighttime Read more...

King of Diamonds
Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota
January 30, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

I've gotten over the damned Diamond Lounge, though I still don't like it. I was shown around there once; it's really what you can imagine a Read more...

BJ's of Minneapolis
Minneapolis, Minnesota
January 2, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

After looking at my review before my previous review, I want to set the record straight about this place. I got a few facts wrong, and I've Read more...

Olympic Garden
Las Vegas, Nevada
November 29, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Long story short - girls are average to good, a lot of darkness, no table service to speak of, pretty good contact. Recommend for Read more...

Miss Kitty's
Washington Park, Illinois
October 19, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I haven't spoken about MK in a long time, and I too must echo the fair-to-middling reviews most of you guys have given. It's gotten so Read more...

Lodge
Dallas, Texas
September 20, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

While Baby Dolls may be the best strip club in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area (recent LE activity notwithstanding), I believe it's atypical for the Read more...

BJ's of Minneapolis
Minneapolis, Minnesota
August 15, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

With the exceptions of Toni, Montana and Jasmine, all the strippers are different since the last time I reviewed BJ's. The new crop is a 4-8 Read more...

Dollie's Playhouse
Washington Park, Illinois
July 19, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Update from a day shift visit in early May: - The place is the same as the last time. The worst part about Dollie's remains the men's room. Read more...

Fare Club (at Cabaret Royale)
Dallas, Texas
June 21, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Maybe I was drunk, but the last time I was at Cabaret Royale more than six years ago I was disappointed in myself for not being willing to spend Read more...

Hollywood Show Club
Washington Park, Illinois
May 18, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Hollywood Show Club remains as probably the classiest strip joint in Washington Park, and maybe the classiest in the dark side of St. Louis. Read more...

Baby Dolls
Dallas, Texas
April 20, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I was really looking forward to going to Baby Dolls. Not only because it’s gotten consistently high reviews, but I remember having an Read more...

22nd Avenue Station
Minneapolis, Minnesota
March 21, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Talk of the city shutting down the stripclub part of the Double-Deuce has died down to the point where they actually invested in a new Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
February 12, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I love New York, and I have learned to tolerate the citizens that make this one of the most dynamic places on Earth, but we have got to do Read more...

Whispers
Minneapolis, Minnesota
January 8, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

For those who care, an update on the strip club scene in Minneapolis. Divas, the ritzy new club that I thought was going places, has needed to Read more...

Sinners
Minneapolis, Minnesota
December 2, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

When you think of strip club cities, you don’t think of Minneapolis, and with good reason. Sure, the city is nice, but there are enough rules Read more...

Dollie's Playhouse
Washington Park, Illinois
September 19, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I have yet to visit Houston. I haven't been to the strip clubs of Tampa. And I haven't visited those of Las Vegas in a while. But I become Read more...

King of Diamonds
Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota
August 13, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

After almost of year of operation, I have come to this unfortunate conclusion: The Diamonds Lounge has made the King of Diamonds worse. Not for Read more...

BJ's of Minneapolis
Minneapolis, Minnesota
July 13, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Alright. Things have changed so much to the point where all the details I gave you in my previous review are no good, partly because of info Read more...

Choice Gentlemen's Club
Minneapolis, Minnesota
June 14, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Choice has gone through an up and a down in the eighteen months since I reviewed it. The short of it: I still miss what it once was, but it’s Read more...

Lamplighter Lounge
St. Paul, Minnesota
May 15, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

We should at some point put down a list of all the major cities in the U.S. that have bad strip club scenes. I'll start: Washington D.C., Read more...

BJ's of Minneapolis
Minneapolis, Minnesota
April 16, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

And now, an elegy... This may be my last review for BJ's ... unless I'm feeling very maudlin, in which case I might write a few more words Read more...

C-Mowe's Key Club
Washington Park, Illinois
March 19, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

There is no real difference between C-Mowes and Chameleon. Both are the dirtiest strip joints (and when I mean dirtiest, I mean it in every Read more...

Miss Kitty's
Washington Park, Illinois
February 19, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Everybody says about this place -- about many strip clubs, in fact -- that the day shift is better than the night shift. I rolled into Miss Read more...

Dream Girls
Minneapolis, Minnesota
January 16, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

News flash for all you Twin Cities stripper hounds and anybody flying into MSP for business: This club has come back from the dead. It's still Read more...

Miss Kitty's
Washington Park, Illinois
December 15, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

My first of three sojourns to the bacchanalia of East St. Louis, and if you want a taste of what you'll get at in this scene, you can start a Read more...

Chameleon
Washington Park, Illinois
November 14, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

"Ooh, you like to eat young pussy, don't ya!” When that's one of the first things you hear when you're in this type of "strip club," you know Read more...

Hollywood Show Club
Washington Park, Illinois
October 13, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Thank God the Cardinals are tearing down Busch Stadium after this season. I finally have good reasons to vacation in St. Louis: To visit Read more...

King of Diamonds
Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota
September 7, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

The club still remains my favorite, but there's a development that is concerning me: The Diamond Lounge. Apparently they're going to knock down Read more...

BJ's of Minneapolis
Minneapolis, Minnesota
August 10, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Update from my previous post: Nothing much to update. BJ's in the same sketchy place it's always been, but I have never had any trouble the Read more...

Dream Girls
Minneapolis, Minnesota
May 31, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I lament for Dream Girls. It was either the first or second strip club I went to once I became legal. All my elementary-school and adolescent Read more...

Seville Club
Minneapolis, Minnesota
May 2, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Opened last fall, the Seville Club probably has the best location of any strip club in Minneapolis. Taking over the spot that used to be the Read more...

Lamplighter Lounge
St. Paul, Minnesota
April 4, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

As people who live in the Twin Cities know, everything about St. Paul (besides the fact that it's where the state capitol is) pales in Read more...

BJ's of Minneapolis
Minneapolis, Minnesota
February 7, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Like the 22nd Ave. club, which is about five miles away, B.J.'s Liquor Lounge hires strippers from a company called the Party Time Agency. Go Read more...

Choice Gentlemen's Club
Minneapolis, Minnesota
January 3, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Although the 418 is catching up fast, my two favorite SC's in town are the King of Diamonds and Choice. If I want to relax and meet up with Read more...

King of Diamonds
Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota
December 5, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Can I just say how much I love the King of Diamonds? I stayed away from this place even though, up until a couple years ago, it was one of only Read more...

Centerfolds
Honolulu, Hawaii
November 8, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

While doing research for clubs in Honolulu, the fact that kept popping up was that most of the dancers were Asian -- with the exception of Read more...

Penthouse Executive Club
New York City, New York
October 9, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I don't know if it's really a trend, but it's certainly something that's big enough to be a topic discussed in strip club forums like this: the Read more...

Misty 1
Honolulu, Hawaii
August 14, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

The club is in an alley west of the shopping center. (I actually went to Misty three times, and the third time, a Thursday, there were no close Read more...

22nd Avenue Station
Minneapolis, Minnesota
July 18, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Wow, first review! I get to break this club's cherry, in a way. Usually, a woman strips for only one club. Not so in the case of the 22nd Read more...

Deja Vu Showgirls
Minneapolis, Minnesota
June 19, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

With apologies to anyone arguing for the King of Diamonds, the most popular strip club in the Twin Cities area (though not the best) is Deja Vu Read more...

Cheetahs
Las Vegas, Nevada
May 22, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I had just exited from an underwhelming night at Little Darlin's (see my review from a month ago) and I was going to find my way to the strip Read more...

Little Darlings
Las Vegas, Nevada
April 23, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

The last time I was here, about two years ago, I had, up till that point, the greatest LD ever; it totally expanded my expectations of what a Read more...

Olympic Garden
Las Vegas, Nevada
March 25, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Went on a Tuesday, and although they had another room that was roped off, the place was packed. I made my way through the very dark room to Read more...

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