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July 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 187
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Penns Port Pub
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
July 3, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

A local hole-in-the-wall full of nice happy people smoking and talking sports. The three dancers/shift rotate on and off the teeny tiny stage Read more...

Show n Tel Showbar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
June 21, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Never been on a Fri nite-it was mobbed. Physical do-over looks well and done-complete with whirly-gig strobes spinning from the ceiling. An Read more...

Delilah's Den
Toms River, New Jersey
April 8, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Pretty lame line-up on a sleepy Tues afternoon-got off to a irritating start when both the door-gurl and bar-keep called me that condescending Read more...

Ball Park Tavern
Levittown, Pennsylvania
February 6, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Had the dubious pleasure of viewing Tara, Asia and Layla in this pathetic outpost of Grunge. One of them was so drunk she tumbled onto the stage Read more...

Show n Tel Showbar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
February 6, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Been a while since visiting my old haunt, and there's still surprising stability here-same doorguy, bouncers, barkeep, and at least half dozen Read more...

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
February 6, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Lap heaven on Latina nite (every Wed) in a rough hood. Parked in a 24 hour RiteAid out on the main drag and hiked in over three blocks of broken Read more...

Penns Port Pub
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
February 4, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Ten custies and three dancers on an early Mon afternoon. Nice neighborhood vibe, chatty bartender easy on the eyes. Flashing of the naughty bits Read more...

Cheeks Tavern
Pemberton, New Jersey
January 30, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

An earlier reviewer noted only four dancers on a recent weekday. There were over twenty on Wed aft and at least eighteen of them were VHQ (very Read more...

Delilah's Den
Toms River, New Jersey
January 29, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Amazing how one authentic and personable dancer can kick a rating up a couple notches; was the end of her 8 hour shift, must have had better Read more...

Delilah's Den
Pleasantville, New Jersey
January 23, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

The closed road (one of the main drags to/from Atlantic City)right in front of the place is down for the next year and a half and could doom Read more...

Hot Spot Go-Go Bar
Mays Landing, New Jersey
January 16, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Typical Jersey in the boonies joint. Blue collar, fair number of brothers (and a couple sisters dancing), a pool table, one plasma, weak (but Read more...

Oakford Inn
Feasterville Trvs, Pennsylvania
December 27, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I liked the digs (old stone colonial style two story hidden up top a cul-de-sac) but four out of five dancers left me cold-long legs, flat (or Read more...

Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, New Jersey
November 21, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

A weaker monger may have succumbed to the entreaties of April, Sue Ellie and Rayne (the only barside handi-wiper of the bunch) on this medium Read more...

Purple Orchid
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
November 1, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Hadn't been in in years-since a re-model. Nickel cover. Nothing on tap and extremely weak beer selection-five and a half for an (ice cold) Read more...

Show n Tel Showbar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
November 1, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

If your need eights and nines for your viewing pleasure S&T is not your place-these are down and dirty local area Philly girls-some a little Read more...

Volcanic Eruptions
Mays Landing, New Jersey
September 18, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Under the circumstances the seven dollar cover the 'tender asked for at quarter to six today was like a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Read more...

Cheeks Tavern
Pemberton, New Jersey
September 17, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Place is reaching the popularity saturation point. Nowhere to park mid-day, stocked with more willing women than ever crawling all over you with Read more...

Show n Tel Showbar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
September 15, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Packed to the rafters last Thurs nite. Bachelor parties (at least 6 PL's including one young lady took the massive hand-cuffed beating)a nice Read more...

Cheeks Tavern
Pemberton, New Jersey
July 11, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

The good news is a very well-stocked rotation of nearly all Brasiliaras-a good half of whom were slim young lookers-even on an early Wed aft. Read more...

Penns Port Pub
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
June 14, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Below par talent and a handful of custies on a slooooww Thurs nite drop the rating a little on this renowned Philly watering hole. The Read more...

Purple Orchid
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
June 14, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Heard one of my ATF's at my regular club moved over here after she failed to drop enough lbs. after the baby-that's the kind of place PO is-the Read more...

Oasis
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
June 14, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Remote spot by the airport with a pair of red neon palms out front. Beautiful physical lay-out inside with a few 'paintings' of nudes on the Read more...

Ball Park Tavern
Levittown, Pennsylvania
June 8, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I've got an eagle-eye for joints, but you could drive by this dump four or five times and never see it. Tucked back in a corner off 13 with Read more...

Cheeks Tavern
Pemberton, New Jersey
June 8, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Judging from some reviews below, experiences here are mixed depending on your choice of dancer. Without going into names or activities, I Read more...

Show n Tel Showbar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
June 5, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Hate when a place I love going, has the formula exactly right, decides to change. Been away about a year and they've gussied up the exterior Read more...

Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, New Jersey
May 23, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Never seen this place emptier (a full 2/3's) than a recent Mon aft @ 3. On past visits it's prime time and you need a shoehorn to wedge yourself Read more...

Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, New Jersey
March 23, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Entered the club at 3:20pm with a hundred and twenty-six dollars and left an hour later with dirty pants, a half ounce lighter, and a wallet Read more...

Go Go Rama
Laurence Harbor, New Jersey
December 14, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Sparse crowd on a Thurs nite-old fogeys and a smattering of Asians. Dancer quality IMHO has dropped significantly-most showing rings around the Read more...

Delilah's Den (moved)
South Amboy, New Jersey
December 14, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

The Good: Still free admish few hours on weeknites; Best physical lay-out-spacious, various levels, look-outs, angles, room to roam;availble Read more...

Delilah's Den
Toms River, New Jersey
November 30, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Spent a little over an hour (and exactly six bucks) here Thur nite. Thin line-up, and NO ONE circulating, soliciting dances. By comparison, Read more...

Delilah's Den
Pleasantville, New Jersey
November 29, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Wed nite @ 10:00. Two goons at the door ask for five dollar cover 'unless you have a casino id'. Had to be twenty dancers inside upscale Read more...

Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, New Jersey
November 22, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Hit it @ 3:30 on a Tues aft-normally prime time. Far side back of bar wall was packed, my side by the toilet and stage entrance practically Read more...

Coconutz Go-Go
Atlantic City, New Jersey
November 18, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Current (small) crop of unchanging day-shifters are nice but not giving it up in back. And nite-time scene does not appeal-lotta bro's from the Read more...

Delilah's Den
Toms River, New Jersey
October 3, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

We got a news-flash for all bottom feeding PLs in the South nowhere NJ area-sign on door said 'customer appreciation-free admission bet 6 and Read more...

Coconutz Go-Go
Atlantic City, New Jersey
September 15, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

After strike-outs on last two visits, finally hit pay-dirt with a lovely WOC whose name rhymes with 'car.' She wanted thirty for the lap 'til I Read more...

Coconutz Go-Go
Atlantic City, New Jersey
August 1, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Three subsequent visits have been dis-appointing. Beer prices seem to vary greatly, depending on the bartender and her desire to clip you. Today Read more...

Venus Video
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
June 15, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Place reminds me of Carnival in Brooklawn. Sleazy as it gets, low grade, reeks of cum or bleach depending on your timing. The pluses-easy to Read more...

Coconutz Go-Go
Atlantic City, New Jersey
June 7, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

A VERY pleasant surprise with an EXTREMELY unusual girl on a rainy Wed afternoon. Two blocks off the Boardwalk, opens at 3, no cover, three Read more...

Show n Tel Showbar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
May 24, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Go away a month or two and the whole place in done over and two of my ATF's are in the Family Way! Walls are speckled silver and floors are Read more...

Delilah's Den
Toms River, New Jersey
April 14, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Pretty nice crowd on a rainy Good Friday afternoon. All the heathens need somewhere to reflect on their sinful ways. Full slate of dancers meant Read more...

Delilah's Den
Toms River, New Jersey
March 2, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Nothing much new here on a rainy Thurs afternoon-'cept that I seem to be turning into the old daytime monger with the viagra boner and a little Read more...

Show n Tel Showbar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
February 28, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

The two girl show is a nice novelty act (I don't know anywhere else that gets away with it) if you've never seen it. but as a reg it usually Read more...

Delilah's Den
Toms River, New Jersey
January 13, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Six months since last visit and first day-time stop: liked what I saw. They keep tweaking the physical property-for the better. New stucco Read more...

Cheeks Tavern
Pemberton, New Jersey
December 20, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Just back from my first trip to the latest, hottest thing in the boonies. A very slow Tues aft 4 days before Xmas. Stayed for the whole rotation Read more...

Show n Tel Showbar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
October 19, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Fresh back from a very quiet Wed nite here-were that many PL's watching the 'Sros whip the Cards? Maybe that's part of the reason (quiet) I Read more...

Volcanic Eruptions
Mays Landing, New Jersey
September 10, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Now five weeks later, and word all over another board is that this esteemed den of iniquity is now suddenly and unexpectedly KAPUT. Just like Read more...

Centerfolds Lounge
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
August 25, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

A trapezoidal hole in the wall a block from the legendary Melrose Diner in So Philly. Been there forever, never been updated or cleaned. Was Read more...

Show n Tel Showbar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
August 3, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Same basic club and dancers. Just raised week-nite cover from ten to fifteen. CD's went up from twenty to twenty-five couple months ago. Place Read more...

Volcanic Eruptions
Mays Landing, New Jersey
August 3, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Last visit nine months ago. I think word is getting out-at least 25 to 30 gents there @ 3pm compared to 3 or 4 on last visit. Still a five Read more...

Delilah's Den
Toms River, New Jersey
July 13, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Less a review, than a word of warning to all fellow cheapskates in Central NJ. Stopped by on a Wed nite after a relaxing massage in a near-by Read more...

Jill's Lounge & Gentlemen's Club
Wheeling, West Virginia
May 26, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Just a word of warning to horny travellers heading East on 70 and noting the big billboards advertising this place off X 11 on Dallas Pike. Read more...

Go Go Rama
Laurence Harbor, New Jersey
May 2, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

There's a glowing review of bartender Misty a few boxes down. My impression as I sat through 4 sets behind as empty glass (she must have walked Read more...

Delilah's Den
Toms River, New Jersey
March 28, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Seven weeks later and no other posts. Odd, because it's a great place. Easy to get to (right off the GSP) and spacious, private and well lit Read more...

Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, New Jersey
March 19, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Read the same reports about a little crack-down in action, but things seemed quite normal to me last Thurs aft. Couples waiting twenty minutes Read more...

Show n Tel Showbar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
March 5, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Was in last Wed nite and fell in love with Jamie, Angel and Sunshine. Nice to see new, attractive blood. There was one other very welcome Read more...

Delilah's Den
Toms River, New Jersey
February 2, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Been a few months since my last visit, and the whole place has been done over, in and out. New sign, new exterior, and an old-fashioned 70's Read more...

Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, New Jersey
January 19, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Don't get here that often as it's a good 2 hr drive. Never make a special trip for PH alone, but combine with some other business in area. Last Read more...

2001 Odyssey
Tampa, Florida
December 23, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Paid (too steep) cover, bought (over-priced) water, and endured the assault by a series of hustling hard-bodies before turning around and Read more...

Show n Tel Showbar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
November 24, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Stays remarkably consistent. Good turnover of girls lately, though a few have been hanging on for years now (like me). Good 20 dancer rotation Read more...

Volcanic Eruptions
Mays Landing, New Jersey
October 26, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

If you love the PH in Burlington you may find VE worth a look-see-especially during day-shift. The PH girls are forced (one dancer told me it's Read more...

Club 3737
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
September 28, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

This is a mostly black club (all dancers and most customers) in an isolated but safe feeling area. Parking on street, nominal cover, Read more...

Delilah's Den (moved)
South Amboy, New Jersey
August 31, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Consistently above average to beautiful women in spacious faux Romanesque setting. Remote bar seating, up-close stage side, and variety of Read more...

Bare Exposure
Atlantic City, New Jersey
August 4, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I've said it before and it bears repeating; if you are calling yourself a BYO nude club and charging 15 or $20 cover I expect to see the total Read more...

Centerfolds Lounge
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
July 6, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Your classic Philly neighborhood bar, off the beaten track, full of regulars and walk-ins. Narrow and dark, real girls just makin' a living, not Read more...

Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, New Jersey
May 11, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

If your ball and chain has beeen buggin' ya to take her to the Franklin Mill Mall, drop her off, say see ya in coupla hours, make the short Read more...

Pad
Covington, Kentucky
April 13, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

About as bad as it gets. The physical bar is actually somewhat nice==tables, and booths in dark corners, but the 'girls' are low rung, not the Read more...

Penns Port Pub
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
March 14, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

A Philly original-small, neighborhood type place-everybody knows everybody, friendly, laid back. U shaped bar and small stage in middle. Up Read more...

Show n Tel Showbar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
February 17, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Had been several months since last visit, so there were (at last) many new faces--unfortuneately none that rocked my world. Lots of long, lean, Read more...

Go Go Rama
Laurence Harbor, New Jersey
January 20, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

As a reg here some time back, this was first visit since ownership changeover year or two ago. Mostly subtle changes, some good, some not so. Read more...

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