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July 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 187
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Club Fantasies
Providence, Rhode Island
April 28, 2008
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not sure why some people are so down on this place; I had a wild time at Fantasy's. first Heather, a tall, cool blonde with nice soft love bags Read more...

Silver Cricket
Dearborn, Michigan
February 15, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

If you are in the neighborhood and would like to spend some quiet time chatting with a nice girl in a relaxed, comfortable atmosphere, perhaps Read more...

Bogarts Lounge
Inkster, Michigan
February 14, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Everything you've heard about Detroit is true; it is a pervert's paradise, and noplace exemplifies this more than Bogart's lounge. Their slogan Read more...

Henry the VIII South
Southgate, Michigan
February 14, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Nasty. Went to the bar and ordered a drink, but was told that no liquor was served, because it is a nude club. A very small diet coke was Read more...

Southern XPosure
Princeton, West Virginia
December 7, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

To enter this club, you must surrender your driver's license to an unseen individual behind a glass barrier. I don't know what they do with it, Read more...

Sweet Dreams Gentlemens Club
Bluefield, West Virginia
December 6, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Against all expectations, I actually had fun in this club. Approaching the door, I was surprised to hear hip-hop music instead of Willie Read more...

Peek-A-Boo Parlor
Bluefield, West Virginia
December 6, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Add this place to your top ten strip clubs to avoid list. Entered the club at about 11:00 and was greeted by dead silence. Two men and a Read more...

Trophy Club
Asheville, North Carolina
November 27, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Asheville is a very nice town. Unfortunately, it only has 2 strip clubs, and one of them was closed. Wound up at the Trophy Club about 11:00 Read more...

Gold and Silver Private Club
Roanoke, Virginia
November 14, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Arrived in Roanoke at 6pm, after an invigorating rip down the Blue Ridge Parkway in the dark (not for the squeamish). A dude with a keychain Read more...

Babylon
Austintown, Ohio
November 10, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Club is easy to get to, with plenty of free parking. Interior is spacious and comfortable. Mostly hip-hop music, but the volume will not Read more...

Flight Club
Inkster, Michigan
November 10, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

This place reminds me of clubs I've been to in Atlanta; all glitz and no substance. The interior is lit up like an amusement park, and the Read more...

Blush
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
November 3, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I like this place. Even though it is small and dark, and parking is scarce, it has a lot going for it. The service is friendly, the lunch Read more...

Fantasy's Gentlemens Club
New Cumberland, West Virginia
October 19, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Arrived at the club around 3:00. No dancers on stage. A large group of wahoos occupied most of the seats at the bar, so I was forced to sit at Read more...

Rumorz
Weirton, West Virginia
October 19, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Stopped at the club about 4:30. A man stopped me at the door to tell me there was no cover. Took a seat at the bar and had a beer. A tall Read more...

Christies Cabaret
Chester, West Virginia
October 19, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Arrived at club shortly after 9:00 (there's no name on the sign, but it's not christies any more)and found a large, comfortable room with plenty Read more...

Gentlemens Club 10
Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania
September 19, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Hard to pin this place down. The first time I went, it seemed to be byob, as only soft drinks were being sold at the bar. The next time, I Read more...

Desire
Providence, Rhode Island
May 1, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Heaven and Hell are only 3/4 of a mile apart in the city of Providence. On May 1, I went from the hell of Cheaters to the heaven of Desire. I Read more...

Cheaters
Providence, Rhode Island
May 1, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Against all logic,I thought I'd give this place one last chance. As I was about to go inside, I held the door for a big redhead with massive Read more...

Solid Gold
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
October 29, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

This is actually 2 clubs within crawling distance of each other. Solid Gold seemed to be more fun and the decor was a Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
September 1, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Although I have touted this place in the past, I have to say that my last visit was rather disappointing. Upon entering, I was greeted by the Read more...

Cheaters
Providence, Rhode Island
September 1, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Coming home from Foxwoods, I ran into a major traffic jam in Providence, and took an exit that brought me by my old hangout. They have Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
August 30, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Another visit to the Electric Blue Cafe, another fantastic private dance. This time I was entertained by Simone, a leggy blonde with milky Read more...

Foxy Lady
Brockton, Massachusetts
April 5, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

This club is the most comfortable and opulent in New England. A huge room, covered with wood paneling and flanked by ornate stairways and Read more...

Club Alex's
Stoughton, Massachusetts
April 5, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

My first visit to Club Alex's was in 1992, and I'm glad to report that it hasn't changed a bit in all that time. Although not very big, it is Read more...

K2U Southside
Woonsocket, Rhode Island
February 15, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Last stop of the day was K2U, Woonsocket. Couldn't find a waitress or even a bartender to serve me a drink, but I'm sure I'd had enough by Read more...

Mario's Showplace 2
Webster, Massachusetts
February 15, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

This is another gentlemen's club, but less intimidating than Centerfolds. The dancers here were not much better, either, with one notable Read more...

Centerfolds 2000
North Oxford, Massachusetts
February 15, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I've never been to a "gentlemen's club" that was any fun at all, but at least they usually have beautiful girls. This place is an exception; Read more...

Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
February 15, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

This was the only stop on my tour with a decent sized crowd on hand, and I think I know why. In the time I was there, I saw 6 dancers, and 3 of Read more...

Mardi Gras II
East Windsor, Connecticut
February 15, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Began annual Hartford to Providence pub crawl at Mardi Gras II, in East Windsor. Got there shortly after 12 and sat down at the stage. No Read more...

Mickey's Valley View Pub
Cumberland, Rhode Island
December 13, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

The new Mickey's is modern, clean and comfortable, but lacks the character of the old; sort of like the difference between Times Square in the Read more...

Cheaters
Providence, Rhode Island
December 1, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Finally got a private dance with the elusive "Champagne". She is built for speed, and gives a generous amount of friction for your hard-earned Read more...

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club
Niagara Falls, Ontario
May 21, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Men! If you are an old geezer like me, you know it's often hard to get a "gusher" going in the 3 minutes allotted. Don't worry! Just look for Read more...

Brass Rail Tavern
Toronto, Ontario
May 21, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Attractive and comfortable club in the heart of downtown Toronto. Lots of suits in attendance. Major league babes. First rate lighting and Read more...

Jay Jay's Inn
Etobicoke, Ontario
May 21, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Large room, not all that difficult to find. Women were atrocious, but not overly aggressive. Fairly secluded VIP area, but no takers. Molson Read more...

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